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- Android's Tablet Share at 39 Percent as Sales Triple, Says Study
- Boycott of Starbucks to launch on Valentine's Day: End "open carry" gun policy
- Police: Unruly bar patron left kids home with 'God'
- Obama, Brewer Have Tense Exchange in Arizona
- Taxpayers still owed $132.9B from bailout: report
- Jon Stewart's Rare Show of Hypocrisy Lights Up Cable TV
- North Carolina Death Row Inmate Writes Letter About Life of 'Leisure'
- Taking Liberties: A lawsuit worthy of a Google search
- Oh my. Birthers are back.
- Woman arrested after allegedly calling 911 six times
- Gates donates $750 million to fight AIDS, TB and malaria
- Spanish Group Looks to Sue FBI Over Megaupload File Loss
- Woman finds $1 million winning lottery ticket in the trash. Naturally, 2 people are suing her
- Body was in Clearwater storage unit since 1995, police say
- Boys pull out knife, gun in argument in 7th-grade class
- Day care worker accused of taping child to the floor
- Utah teens arrested in alleged school bombing plot
- Stimulus-Backed Energy Company Goes Bankrupt
- Analysis: Mitt Romney Wins Florida Debate, Newt Gingrich Looks Rattled And Uneven
- Taco Bell for Breakfast? Yes Please!
- Obama Signs Global Internet Treaty Worse Than SOPA
- Hugo Chavez's daughter poses with US dollars, sparking controversy
- 30 Pounds Of Cocaine Found At United Nations
- Popular Uggs footwear banned from school
- Crocs dangerous to kids, Orange County lawsuit claims
- Ghosts - yes, ghosts - lead to conviction
- Man found guilty of setting wife on fire, beating her with hammer
- Church-Burning Video Used to Promote Atheist Event at Ft. Bragg
- Oh Canadians: Check your milk.
- Kill Off Pirate Sites, Rightsholders Tell Search Engines
- Somali Pirates paranoid after US SEAL raid
- N.Y. inmate guilty of seeking $890 million in tax refunds
- Toddlers & Tiaras Mom Files $30 Million Libel Suit: You "Sexualized" My Daughter!
- Man 'Forgotten' After Drink Driving Arrest
- North Korea Reportedly Outlaws Cell Phones
- Mom says 11-year-old boy with gun on MAX harassed her
- School suspends cancer survivor over long hair he plans to donate
- Student, 20, counts cost of cheap drink promotion after video of her dancing naked in nightclub paddling pool goes viral on internet
- Massachusetts girl freed from vending machine
- Woman set to marry building undeterred by demolition work
- Accused Axe Murderer And Cannibal Allegedly Said Victim's Eye 'Tasted Like Oyster'
- Man rescued after being stuck in mud for 3 days
- Megaupload user data could be gone Thursday, federal prosecutors say
- Fisticuffs at Cowboy BBQ
- Special Ed teacher who had sex with one student and oral sex with SIX others jailed for just 60 days
- Family plans to appeal convictions in 'honor murders'
- CNN tells viewers London is in Norfolk
- We've had enough, it's time to raise your own kids, teachers say
- Family Battles Sex Assault Claim Against 6-Year-Old
- Millions caught up in Android botnet
- Massive Car Crash in Florida
- Its official, Holder Lied to congress in testimony
- For $2 a Star, an Online Retailer Gets 5-Star Product Reviews
- 14 accused of trafficking children for sex across Colorado
- New York Moves to Uphold Live Fighting Ban as UFC Popularity Soars
- Teacher, 25, 'gave male students vodka and had sex in her bed with one while another watched'
- Woman Dumps Boyfriend With Cancer But Still Wants His Super Bowl Tickets
- Arrest report: man says house is possessed
- Man charged after found asleep in SUV, urinates in police station
- Husband turns in sex-predator dance teacher wife, 34, to police after discovering she was teaching more than the foxtrot to a pupil, aged 15
- Toddlers subjected to palm-reading assessments in China
- Woman fights to run for city council despite not speaking English proficiently
- Incredible, sci-fi railgun takes step toward reality
- U.S. Bridges, Roads Being Built by Chinese Firms
- Will Ron Paul win more delegates this week than Gingrich, Santorum?
- RIM's Silly Superheroes Won't Save Anything
- Swedish cannibal finds vampire love behind bars
- PayPal co-founders fund pro-Paul Super PAC
- Iran, Perceiving Threat From West, Willing To Attack On U.S. Soil
- Peru doctors to remove ''parasitic twin'' from boy Isbac Pacunda
- Driver cries and throws keys at officer during traffic stop
- Study: American Workers Spend $1,000 Yearly on Coffee
- Pfizer recalls 28 lots of birth control pills
- DA: Maine teacher had sex with students
- Wisconsin sisters accused of sexually assaulting man with pliers, forcing him to drink urine
- Wow, CBO admits double digit unemployment
- Cantor: Ya know what, let's ban insider trading for the white house too!
- Bristol girl's terror after pregnant mum hit
- Last surviving member of the original SAS dies aged 92
- Teacher, ex-student caught up in porn probe
- Los Angeles teacher charged with molesting 23 children
- Armed man looking for "The Man" arrested
- Sandia Labs' Bullet Doesn't Miss
- Topless Woman Stops Traffic, Slaps Bystander
- Britain is set to get colder than the Antarctic
- RBP: I'm interested in your opinion on this.
- Teacher accused of using hot sauce to discipline students
- Syria toll mounts amid Russian veto threat
- Dozens killed in Egyptian football stadium riot
- Police: Lancaster man dangles 5-year-old above pit bull
- Look, let's go over this one more time. If you rob someone, don't brag about it on Facebook
- Couple sue IVF doctor for $10M in 'wrongful birth' case
- Women Protest “Mouth” Urinals at Rolling Stones Museum in Germany
- Aussie bosses thank employees with $16M after sale
- Teen Atheist’s ACLU-Led Fight Against Prayer Mural to Cost RI City At Least $173,000
- Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
- Pelosi: Girl Scouts' Relationship with Planned Parenthood "Very Valuable"
- Do You Like Online Privacy? You May Be a Terrorist
- Man Adopts Girlfriend as Daughter
- Olympic housing crunch: London landlords evict tenants to gouge tourists
- U.S. Closes Sports Sites in Super Bowl Crackdown
- Facebook IPO could mean $200 million for guy who painted for them in 2005
- Sen. Rand Paul Offers STOCK Act Amendment To Ban Obama-Style Cronyism for Federal Loans
- Another One Down Then Another One Down
- Personal trainer sentenced in teen sexual abuse case
- Online Singles Seek Parenthood but No Sex
- Calgary motorists still not buying in to distracted driving law
- Canadian authorities bust child porn rings
- School playground 'rape tag' sparks concern
- "Psychic" Sally Morgan Sues Critics for £150,000 After Refusing $1 Million to Prove Her Powers
- Navajo Code Talker dies; flags lowered in honor
- This Morning sex addict Crystal Warren reveals: I used to be a man
- Montana man starts police chase as part of 'bucket list'
- Mom tosses baby out window after boyfriend sets her on fire
- Pigs On Police Cars?
- Anonymous hacks Scotland Yard/FBI conference call
- Possible new Ron Paul Nazi links
- Kobayashi downs record 337 wings at Pennsylvania Wing Bowl
- Troopers: Mom was drunk when she hit gate, drove wrong way at elementary school
- Jack In The Box Now Selling A Bacon Milkshake
- Supermarket burglar found naked and covered in peanut butter and chocolate
- Latest Super Bowl party treat: chicken wing cupcakes?
- Four-year-old boy pulls out marijuana for snack time at school
- Motorcyclist chases down drunk hit-and-run suspect
- Censored: Apple Content Filtering Needs Work
- No more excuses -- Girl Scouts now accept credit cards
- Ear bitten off in fast food queue
- Bestiality brothels spur call for animal sex ban
- Why Russia Protects Syria's Assad
- Plane crashes into house in Montana
- Breast cancer awareness T-shirt prompts dispute at skating rink
- The human hourglass: The Romanian model who has just a 20-INCH waist
- 'Stolen' TV too big to get out of window is found under bed
- ‘Billie Jean’ dance move a show stopper
- Japan Population Decline: Third Of Nation's Youth Have 'No Interest' In Sex
- Police: Missing mom's husband intentionally set fire to home, killing himself and two sons
- Snarky Facebook comments no reason to fire teacher, judge rules
- Some blacks insist: 'I'm not African-American'
- Iran threatens to hit any country used to attack its soil
- 'Bristol Pound' currency to boost independent traders
- Aww, man! Bart Simpson joins Barbie in Iran ban
- Who's the Smartphone OS Crash Champion?
- Stalker accused of bizarre plot to woo doctor — by kidnapping her
- Payroll Tax Extension paid for by new homeowner tax
- German gov't endorses Chrome as most secure browser
- Man arrested after calling 911 and drugs found on him
- Ayatollah: Kill all Jews, annihilate Israel
- After Ford, GM marketing chief now dissing Chrysler, Toyota and Nissan trucks
- Missouri Teen Describes Killing as Amazing, Enjoyable
- ‘Really Happy’ Casey Anthony: 'I'm Making Some Good Changes For Me, For Myself'
- Appeals court to rule on California's Proposition 8
- Obama changes tune, urges fundraisers to back super PAC
- Twitter sued by Brazil over drink-driving trap alerts
- McDonald’s Pulls “Pit Bull” Radio Spot After Dog Owners Complain
- Mountain Lion Attacks Boy in Texas Park
- 'Strip club bill' a no-brainer
- Return this Jedi’s light saber!
- Staten Island mom hits city with $900 trillion suit
- Fraternity Sued Over Bottle Rocket Shot From Anus
- CSIS may use intelligence derived from torture, Toews says
- Last Known WWI veteran dies
- Argentinian leader denounces 'militarization' of the South Atlantic
- Boy gets beer from older brother, sells it at school, police say
- Bristol Hooters restaurant closes
- Teacher posts on boozing, sex aid and ‘pulling black man’
- Ferndale police arrest 2 for 'super drunk' driving; blood alcohol levels between .33 & .35
- Are you smarter than a sixth-grader? Give this math word problem your best shot
- Romney's bad day is Santorum's best in GOP race
- Daredevil to plunge from outer space, break sound barrier
- Big Boobs Blamed for Bad DUI Test Performance
- Prosecutors press for tougher bail conditions after Sandusky is seen watching children in schoolyard
- Mother Of The Year Candidate charged after two-year-old boy points loaded gun at police in Memphis
- Drones flights over U.S. soil get OK by Congress
- Seattle Library Lets Man Watch Porn in View of Children
- 'Woolly mammoth' Spotted In Siberia
- Iran as Sequel? Another Bomb
- Russia and China: Sabotaging U.N. with vetoes
- Trooper: Irate driver hit man with sledge hammer
- Mom in central China gives birth to 15 pound baby
- High School Student's "Joke" Goes Wrong
- N.Y. elementary school aide accused of making child porn
- Cops intervene in case of theft of chicken dish
- Some speculative possibilities dealing with the STOCK act and the house vote...
- “Bored” Clerk Caught Watching Porn During Rape Trial
- Cops: Dad Kills Tennessee Couple For Deleting Daughter On Facebook
- Joran Van Der Sloot Hires New Lawyer, Trying To Get Back To Cushy Castro Castro Prison
- Florida teen charged with stabbing grandmother over 90 times, wanted to make uncle suffer
- Republicans target child tax break for illegal immigrants
- LA County OKs $1,000 fine for throwing frisbee/football on beaches
- Obama Skirts Congress, Gives States a Pass on 'No Child Left Behind' Law
- Kodak to stop making cameras, digital frames
- Child Abuse?
- Cancer Drug Reverses Alzheimer's In Mice: Study
- Right-wingers are less intelligent than left wingers, says study
- Canada's winter so tame, festival buys fake snow
- Man looking for lost pot gets busted
- North Korea’s super-size hotel is set to open — 23 years behind schedule
- Emptying pockets at security checkpoint? Probably best to hang on to your pot
- 7-Year-Old Girl Fights Off Kidnapper
- US licenses first nuclear reactors since 1978
- An interesting quote from one of America's founding fathers
- Failed Osama Hunter Wants Bounty for Not Killing Bin Laden
- Police: Masturbating man tried to break into coffee stand
- I'm addicted to eating plastic: Meet the teenage girl who snacks on water bottles, CD cases and even TV remotes
- Rapper on government dole faces benefit cut for lyrics
- Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson Tries to Ban Masturbation
- Woman has size 30L natural boobs which won’t stop growing
- PETA's porn site now accepting signups
- Scientists say NASA cutting missions to Mars
- Man accused of attacking teen girl with machete, bat, fists
- Himalayan glaciers have lost no ice in the past 10 years, new study reveals
- No Female TSA Agent means no flight for Colorado Woman
- Photo of the Year
- Heat On Marines for Posing With Nazi Symbol
- Man Accused of Sexually Assaulting His 6 Month Old Daughter
- Burglar Vacuumed Home, Folded Laundry And Cooked Dinner
- News Outlets: What a fucking joke...
- Ahmadinejad: Major nuclear announcement expected within days
- Man breaks into woman's home, steals her panties and then sends her cellphone pictures of them
- Mother 'punched her 10-year-old son DURING anger management class'
- Ultimate Tazer Ball combines shock and soccer
- Police: One-legged man hid cocaine in butt
- Accused child rapist Sandusky: Everyone's turned on me
- High School Basketball Coach Accused of Pulling Down Female Player’s Pants
- NYC sewage plant to offer Valentine's Day tours
- Man says transvestite escort cheated him
- Mitt Romney wins narrow victory over Ron Paul in Maine’s Republican caucuses
- Whitney Houston dead
- Driver arrested on drug charges after cops see him using heroin while stopped at Main Street red light
- Man Attacks Pub's Drinkers With Chain Saw
- Study: Online Piracy Hasn't Hurt Hollywood's U.S. Box Office
- Milwaukee man arrested in Onalaska motel with two 15-year-old girls
- Hindu Prayer Interrupted In Senate By Christians
- Bizarre claim Pope will die within year sparks media storm
- A 'Weird Al' Yankovic Super Bowl halftime show is gaining speed
- Using shoulders looked at to ease I-70 ski traffic
- Creepiest. Hobby. EVER.
- AT&T customers surprised by 'unlimited data' limit
- Samsung Launches Low-cost Android 4.0 Tablet
- Mysterious Murder-Suicide
- Parents lock kids in car during 90 minute sex shop visit
- Steamed burger maker sets sights on franchise
- Obama Campaign Launches 'Truth Teams'
- Man Charged With Tattooing Runaway Teen
- Rick Santorum Pledges To Defund Contraception: ‘It’s Not Okay, It’s A License To Do Things’
- Retired South Carolina Man, 74, Arrested For Offering Sex To Pair Of Undercover Cops
- Obama Proposes $800 Million In Aid For "Arab Spring"
- NASA’s space exploration plans take a galactic hit
- Syria 'emboldened by UN inaction'