- Mother of the Year Candidate: Woman arrested after she spanks son, 5, with bag of glass
- Wasserman Schultz: 'No idea' about political affiliation of Priorities USA
- Russia slams new US sanctions on Iran
- Shooter near Texas A&M campus in custody, police say
- Viewers outraged after NBC cuts away from Olympics closing ceremony
- Cop Shoots Man After Running Down Daughter
- 'Severe abnormalities' found in Fukushima butterflies
- Giant Burmese python caught in Florida
- Thai MP Boonsong Kowawisarat 'accidentally kills secretary'
- London 2012 was 'biggest ever US TV event'
- Butthole Tattoos Are the ‘Next Big Thing’ [Very LSFW]
- Thank you Bobby Knight, Joe Biden: F-bomb landing in mainstream dictionary for first time
- Android Extends Smartphone OS Dominance in Q2
- China’s neo-capitalism beating U.S. free markets
- Comedian Calls Out Progressive Insurance for Defending His Sister’s Killer; Progressive Responds in Heartless Robot Fashion
- Chinese serial killer shot dead after massive manhunt
- Germany can’t stave off euro-zone recession
- U.S. taxpayers to lose $3.3B more on auto bailout
- Mysterious Louisiana Sinkhole Raises Concerns of Explosions and Radiation
- UFO spotted over Antarctica?
- U.S. Olympic athlete, Mexican flag?
- Tampons or a tattoo? Budget tiff lands new mom in jail
- Once in the police interview room, the subject repeatedly masturbated
- Mistress of late Mercedes Benz boss suing company for breach of contract — in face of claim 'her sole duty was sleeping with him'
- Nurse 'humiliated' by Qantas policy
- Man charged with 71 counts of sexual exploitation
- Jerry Garcia Horseradish Jar: Image Of Grateful Dead Frontman Spotted In Condiment
- Elderly woman keys car, backs into pedestrian over parking spot dispute
- Airline loses couple's 10-year-old daughter
- And the most embarrassing place to live in Britain is... Shitterton
- Blind dog possibly used for target practice
- Saudi Arabia Objects to .gay, .wine and Many Other Proposed GTLDs
- Fabrice Muamba: My career is over
- University of Colorado Team Wins Grant To Reinvent Toilet
- Joe Biden's Unchained Melody Meets GOP Ire
- Women argue over attire, then one resorts to punching, lawmen say
- Man named Jackmeoff Mudd arrested by Sheriff
- Police: Pa. man offers mowing boy money for sex
- Obama buys beers for 10 Iowans, snubs Romney supporter
- Social Security Administration purchases 174k hollow points
- American band Baroness in viaduct coach crash
- Two children removed from 'foul' Fort Pierce home covered with trash, rotting food and insects
- Today Is the Day for DREAMers
- Cleveland Dogs Die Tied to Train Tracks
- Why Apple doesn't just sue Google and get it over with?
- Powerball rises to $320 million, fourth-largest jackpot ever
- Texas jury sees video of teacher allegedly having sex with 4 students
- Obama Admin Blesses GSA Decision Not to Arrest Occupy Protesters
- It's hot now, but forecasters see a big winter coming
- Cops: LGBT volunteer shoots conservative group's guard
- Model Says Volvo Made Her Look Like an Escort in Ad
- Too much evidence gets drug charges against doctor dropped
- Man, 82, in G-string exposes himself to girl at Salt River
- Debra Lafave, teacher convicted of sex with student, ordered back on probation
- Resident files $1.7B claim with City Hall
- New York to Moscow Flight Diverted After Bomb Threat
- Official: 60 dead in northeast Congo gold mine
- Beauty Queen Dragged Out of Bed Nude by Mistaken Deputies: Lawsuit
- Man Blows .627, Nearly 8 Times Legal Limit During DUI Stop
- Police: 'Bored' teens viciously beat man
- Glendale Galleria bans man after incident with girls
- Joe Biden’s Asinine Comments Aren’t Cute Anymore
- 'I wish I could say no'
- Norwegian driver hits bear after trying to avoid moose
- Police Seize Pimping Rules During Raid
- Wikileaks' Assange wins asylum
- Russian Attack Submarine Sailed in Gulf of Mexico Undetected for Weeks
- World’s most expensive speakers will cost you nearly $5,000,000
- Police shame 80 ghouls who slowed down to take pictures of wreckage on motorway after smash left woman, 21, fighting for life
- Flippin' hell! Horny dolphin dives on girl after jumping out of his pool
- Police: Man Unleashes Pit Bull Mix On Bride At Reception
- Pat Robertson: Don’t adopt sexually abused children that could grow up ‘weird’
- 'We are prepared for collapse of the euro,' Finland admits - and warns rest of eurozone to make plans too
- Penis-eating fish attacks 3 boys in southern Vietnam
- Oklahoma Businessman Says President Obama Can Kiss His...
- eBay banning the sale of spells
- Aurora shooting prompts gun bills in big states
- Air France: Out of gas? Ask passengers to pitch in
- Fan Sues Dallas Cowboys For Burned Buttocks
- Virginia Wineries taste the Police State
- Symphony says Cobb high school choruses are not racially diverse enough
- Federal Judge: Your Location is No More Private Than the Color of Your Car
- Woman pleads not guilty to stabbing husband over Cosmo magazine fight
- Man Used Craigslist To Find Dog For Sex, Arizona Cops Say
- I Bought My TV In 2006, Costco’s 2006 Electronics Return Policy Should Apply
- 'Tumour' of Israel will soon be destroyed: Ahmadinejad
- Brazil man survives steel rod through head
- GOP Senate candidate says he ‘misspoke’ with ‘legitimate rape’ comment
- Police investigating after man with knife wounds claims he fell on blade
- More Turn to Colorful, Confessing Self-Written Obituaries
- Man shoots gun out of car, posts video on YouTube
- Father of the Year Candidate: 14-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Drunken Driving in SD
- BBC apologises for forecasting sunshine after downpours dampen barbecue weekend
- Ford unveils Shelby Cobra with a monster 850-horsepower engine
- Palm Scanners To Pay For School Lunch At Moss Bluff Elementary Has Parents Up In Arms, Call It 'Mark Of The Beast'
- Polygraph Examiner Believes Man Killed Bigfoot
- Man opens fire inside McDonald’s
- USS Constitution sets sail again in Boston Harbor
- Vermont Brothers Get Deadly Disease, But Only One Gets Healing Drug
- 'Dark Knight Rises' Victim's Family Hires Casey Anthony Lawyer
- Augusta National Adds First 2 Female Members
- Women should stay out of workforce
- Organizers Of NYC Ramadan Service Find Bacon Bits
- Surveillance device uses Wi-Fi to see through walls
- Oklahoma Valedictorian Denied Diploma After Using 'Hell' in Her Speech
- Convicted sex offender lists popular Philadelphia children's park as his address
- Christian girl with Down syndrome could face death penalty over burning of Islamic text in Pakistan
- Mother of the Year Candidate: Woman Allegedly Stabs 6-Year-Old Daughter, Who Tells Officer, 'Mommy Tried To Kill Me'
- Rhode Island Lady Trains Her Cockatoo To Yell “*ucking Whore” And Terrorize Her Neighbors
- Akin cancels CNN interview, leaving Piers Morgan with an empty chair
- Ecuador says UK would be 'suicidal' to try to enter embassy for Assange
- Afghan Militants Hit Gen. Martin Dempsey's Plane
- Crazed mom beats football coach with baseball bat, claiming he molested her sons aged eight and nine
- 3 Delaware Daycare Employees Arrested For Encouraging Toddlers To Fight
- Kentucky can continue crediting God for homeland security
- Police: Man fires shotgun in neighborhood to impress girlfriend
- On Chinese Beaches, The Face-Kini Is In Fashion
- Outdoor advertising for medical marijuana banned in Denver
- Outcry after military veteran detained for anti-government Facebook posts
- Would-Be NJ Samaritans Restrain Victim, Help Thief
- 2011 Failed States Index Released: Somalia ranked most troubled state; Finland takes best position
- Judge: Florida Teacher Who Soaked Autistic Kid's Crayons in Hot Sauce Should Get Job Back
- Immigrants protest 'illegal' label
- Residents upset over naked neighborhood painting
- Wisconsin woman takes husband to police for 'talking stupidly'
- Police: Ex-Nebraska hoops star faked anti-gay attack
- Judge allows paedophile who told young boys to strip naked to go on Center Parcs holiday as long as he doesn't 'misbehave'
- Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
- This man’s ring was engaging – too engaging
- Secret Service Arrests Armed Man for Alleged Obama Threat
- Airlines cutting legroom for coach seats
- Group Aims to Silence Prayer at Football Games
- 'Fat Pride' Key to Better Sex for Obese Women
- McDonald's hot fudge sundae dispute leads to legal hot water
- French tourists guilty in Sri Lanka over Buddha photos
- Released inmate found temptation in jail parking lot
- Semen is "good for women's health and helps fight depression"
- Runaway juror ditches service for Cancun
- Child Porn, Coke Smuggling: Hundreds of DHS Employees Arrested Last Year
- Man convicted of sex with dead deer charged in alleged assault of police officer
- Football coach accused of sexting players’ mom
- Stephen Harper's ATV Ride In Yukon Ruffles Local Feathers
- Pensioner-bashing thug who was freed by magistrates because he was 'terrified of jail' goes on Facebook hours to BRAG about it
- New Jersey mom decapitates son, kills self, police say
- Denver couple accused of sex assaults on 12-year-old
- I can paint that! Wait, no I can't! Amateur artist messes up century-old artwork
- Jordanian Paralympian sex charge trio to miss Games
- Paralympic athletes who harm themselves to perform better
- Group commits assault, violent robbery on VCU's main campus
- Man who shot John Lennon denied parole for 7th time
- Texas judge warns of civil war if Obama is re-elected
- Strip club dancer arrested after alleged shakedown
- Lance Armstrong to be stripped of seven Tour de France titles and banned for life
- Man wakes up from nap along North Shore trail to find bear hovering over him
- Turns Out Eating Black Licorice Is Not Only Nasty, But Can Also Kill You
- Woman Denied Right to Pump Breast Milk at Work
- Burger King Fired Pentecostal Teen Who Refused To Wear Pants, Lawsuit Claims
- Town holds breath over 100-year-old package
- Feds Bust Man For Bringing 27 Mother-F&%*ing Snakes On a Mother-F&%*ing Plane
- Seoul court rules Samsung didn't violate Apple design
- Health officials link brain-eating amoeba deaths to tap water
- Illinois police: Teenager held 2 years escapes captors
- Norway killer Anders Breivik ruled sane, given 21-year prison term
- Greece tells Germany it needs 'time to breathe' on reforms
- Hot Pepper Shoplifter: Bristol Man Gets Caught After Vomiting Looted Vegetables
- Deadly shootout near New York's Empire State Building
- Bug-Infested Witness Shuts Down Detroit Court Room
- School's 'Señores and Señoritas' day deemed offensive
- Astronaut Neil Armstrong, first man to walk on moon, dies at age 82
- Essex Police investigate 'lion' sighting near St Osyth
- Ebola Phone Theft: Man Steals From An Infected Patient, Gets Virus
- Nurse has 100 orgasms a day
- Weird Crime: Everyone needs a little help sometimes; even robbers
- Health Officials: No Need To Call 911 For Mosquito Bites
- Pakistani Militant Leader Dies in Airstrike, NATO Says
- Parents turned in by son for alleged pot growing waive hearings
- Police right to charge South Australian couple Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie over noisy sex, poll says
- Man accused of attacking brother with Styrofoam plate
- Man With Machete Arrested at Convention Protest
- LEAKED! TPP: the Son of ACTA will oblige America and other countries to throw out privacy, free speech and due process for easier copyright enforcement
- Taliban Behead 17 for Singing and Dancing
- FCC eyes tax on Internet service
- Burlington, Vt. Restaurants Add Gratuity To Foreigners' Bills
- Hiker Mauled By 600 Pound Grizzly Bear After Getting 'Too Close' Snapping Photos
- Prosecutor: Ga. murder case uncovers terror plot
- Remains of over 100 people found in storage unit
- Deaf Preschooler Asked to Change the Sign for His Name in School
- Police recruit recorded trying to buy drugs from undercover officer
- Man dressed as Sasquatch hit and killed
- Former HS basketball coach arrested for sexual misconduct with student
- Australia school bans handstands
- Man accused of calling 911 for sex with deputies
- Customer kills gunman during armed robbery attempt at North Jacksonville Dollar General
- US Courts Will Soon Decide If Police Can Sample Your DNA Without A Warrant
- Woman confesses to being addicted to drinking own urine
- Couple caught on CCTV having sex in the street... and police control room worker downloads footage onto his mobile phone
- DNC to hold 2 hour Islamic Prayer before convention
- ‘Neil Armstrong – LYING PIECE OF MASON SH*T: Good RIDDANCE’: Moon Truthers Mourn a Legend
- Ron Paul’s Legacy Deserves Better Than ’2012 Spoiler’
- Gay Couple Sues Airline For Removing Dildo From Their Luggage And Taping It To Checked Bag
- Cops Quiz Wisconsin Man About Profane Anti-Obama Message On His Pickup Truck
- Mother of the Year Candidate: Mom Gave Beer To Son, 4, At Irish Pub
- Everything We Thought We Knew About the Swedish Chef Is Wrong
- Fit like, Jesus? Solicitor completes project to translate Bible into Doric
- Two dogs terrorize neighborhood, bite 5 people
- Quebec tensions rise as separatists headed for election win
- US Government sets strict fuel-economy goal of 54.5 by 2025
- Venom from world's deadliest spider could cure erectile dysfunction within 20 minutes
- President Obama participates in surprise Reddit chat
- Student, 20, relives how she survived attack by Alaska grizzly bear by playing dead as it dragged her for twenty feet over rocks
- Father Benedict Groeschel, American Friar, Claims Teens Seduce Priests In Some Sex Abuse Cases
- 'Hitler' clothing store stirs anger in India
- Police: 100-year-old driver hits 11 near LA school
- Sex aid gel '18 Again' on sale in India claims to make women's bodies 'like a virgin again'
- Wells Fargo fires Des Moines worker for laundromat incident 49 years ago
- Texas mayor Bill Bohlke killed in apparent donkey attack
- Japanese Charity Breast-Squeeze [LSFW]
- Drifter who skinned cat, wore its tail sentenced to two years in prison
- Mysterious New 'Heartland Virus' Discovered In Missouri
- Obama Predicts ‘Popping of the Blister’ of GOP Opposition in Second Term
- Telemarketer Threatens To Blow Up Home
- Families want bus stop moved away from strip club, liquor store
- Keep no-zero policies out of schools in Nova Scotia
- Incest dad jailed over teen daughter's 'sexual education'
- US State Department: 'Hold down the fort,' other common phrases could be offensive
- Man Fractures Penis After Taking Sex Pill, Lawsuit Claims
- Miracle Millie: 15-month-old survives SEVEN different life-threatening heart defects
- Medieval well discovered beneath couple’s living room
- Boy sticks head out of party bus, hits NJ overpass
- Anti-Venom Running Low For Deadliest Spider
- Spider Species 'Trogloraptor' Found In Caves
- Pirate Bay co-founder Warg arrested in Cambodia
- $337M Powerball winner plans to keep it real
- Spider bite victim settles with Delta for $80,000
- When a boy is sexually abused by a woman ‘people do not often recognize the harm’
- "Bottle Girl" Is Busted For Lewd Truck Display
- Police: Children tried to rob drive-through lane in Omaha
- Honors teacher from Montclair charged with sexual assault of student
- Despite Crime Wave, 50 Chicago Police Sent to Dem Convention
- New Jersey Man on PCP Charged in Throat Slitting Attacks on Children
- Students trash vacationing teacher’s home
- Minnesota casino makes record books with 1-ton cheeseburger
- Middle School Substitute Assistant Teacher Arrested For Being Drunk On First Day
- Israeli "skunk" fouls West Bank protests
- Chinese toddler's karaoke tantrum ends in bloodbath
- Study finds organic food is no better on vitamins, nutrients
- Colorado prison inmate wins right to outdoor exercise
- 'I just got tired of always changing the sheets': Military mom, 21, 'let her toddler die because she was too depressed about her husband's deployment'
- Bear Epidemic Expected to Worsen in the Western US
- High School Coach Placed on Leave Over Sex Book, Admits “Weakness for Cleavage”