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- NASA Dawn spacecraft traveling to dwarf planet
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- Prince Harry: Taliban Vows to 'Kill or Kidnap' the Prince
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- Endangered Spider Discovery Stops $15 Million Texas Highway Construction Project
- Letter asks school to warn parents when sensitive subjects arise
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- Mint charges musician pretty penny for use of coin image
- Mummy porn and amazeballs make it into dictionary
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- Report: Naked man with laptop found on bench at beach
- The Unreported Racism Of The 2012 Election: 0% Of African-Americans Support Romney
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- Subway pervert who masturbated on three women aboard trains gets off with NO prison time, thanks to New York State's highest court
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- Protester dies after inhaling fumes from burning American flag
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- Al Qaeda calls death of U.S. ambassador a 'gift'
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- Free speech or incitement? French mag runs cartoons of Prophet Mohammed
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- Tha Obama we all know and love
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- FBI shows up at teenager's home to ask about his Ron Paul school report
- Girls beat up Iran cleric over dress code
- Georgia indoor gun range given liquor license; opening lounge for customers
- Amish leader Samuel Mullet and 15 others guilty of hate crime
- Man's penny payment costs more than he bargained for
- Orly Taitz, Birther, Sues To Remove Obama From Kansas Ballot
- Malnourished Georgia teen says parents kept him locked away for 4 years
- Pillow fight in New London leads to arrest
- Young child turns in father hiding from police
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- British producer faces 2 years in prison for play about gay challenges in Uganda
- Private school teacher arrested for having sex with students
- Sorry Hillary no 2016 for you!
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- Only a few dealers can sell Chrysler's new Viper
- President Obama Falsely Claims Fast and Furious Program “Begun Under the Previous Administration”
- New Jersey Bans Smiling in Driver's License Photos
- Washington woman convicted in saw attack on husband
- NH Man Accused Of Faking Brain Injury To Get Caregiver To Change His Underwear
- Benghazi attack: Why the White House changed its story
- Fake Pilot 'Hitched A Free Ride In Cockpit'
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- Mother's fury as Texas schoolgirl left 'bruised and blistered' after male vice principal SPANKED her for cheating
- Blind vendor fights with state government over$5 bill pulled from bra
- 'I've been Tasered before,' man yells during confrontation near courthouse
- Man assaulted with hammer while having sex
- Crocodile escaped from its cage on a plane bound for Melbourne, Qantas confirms
- Anti-drilling advocates claim that fracking will lead to syphilis
- Britain is facing a bacon shortage
- New study indicates male genitalia is shrinking
- Voting laws may disenfranchise 10 million Hispanic U.S. citizens: study
- Houston police fatally shoot threatening wheelchair-bound amputee in head
- Big controversy in Big Easy: Tour guides claim regs violate free speech
- Cat goes to vet for flea bath and gets euthanized
- Man caught having sex with abandoned yellow sofa
- Hospital removes eel from man's bum
- Newfound Alien Planet a Top Contender to Host Life
- From Nigeria to Athens, Muslim protests rumble on
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- What happens when you glue a brand new iPhone 5 to the pavement? Clue - you won't stop laughing
- UT student hospitalized after alcohol enema
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- Amazon Warfare: How an anti-circumcision fringe group waged an ideological attack against AIDS scholarship
- Man arrested in DUI case also had squirrel inside his shirt
- Motorist, 25, Busted After Cop Spots Her Shooting Heroin While Driving
- China carrier a show of force as Japan tension festers
- Iran Test-Fires Missiles Designed to Hit Warships
- Cops: Beer thief in Colorado Springs decked by liquor store clerk
- Obama: U.S. Will Do ‘What It Must’ To Block Iran Nukes
- TV Game Show Contestants Sue Over 'Trick Question' About Most Common Computer Password
- Blasphemy Charge Over Facebook Pasta Page
- Dept. of Homeland Security Forced to Release List of Keywords Used to Monitor Social Networking Sites
- France set to ban words 'mother' and 'father' on official documents under plans to legalize gay marriage
- Bill Clinton on anti-Islam film: "You can't react every time you're insulted"
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- Guatemalan President to world: Legalize drugs
- Millionaire with cocaine habit so bad his nose collapsed is jailed after police find drugs stash in the folding roof of his Bentley
- Director shocked by kids at adult-rated movies
- Prosecutors charge Idaho woman with felony, say she mailed threatening stick-figure drawing
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- Kids Claim New School Lunches Leave Stomachs Growling
- BREAKING: CBS/NYT Report Dem Turnout To Break All-Time Records
- Tiananmen II: Steamroller
- Miami Northwestern HS Marching Band Featured in Explicit Rap Video
- Elementary school principal charged with selling meth
- Eternal Clock Could Keep Time After Universe Dies
- Priest bans classes from church hall... because they are "not compatible" with the Catholic faith
- 'Being shot is a chance you take if you're a burglar': Judge shows no leniency to raider blasted by shotgun
- Airline bag fees surge, boosting industry profits
- Toronto school board web link offers kinky sex advice
- Arizona man arrested for fake grenade launcher stunt
- Woman rescued after falling off 60-foot cliff while texting
- 'Yeti' sightings on the rise in Russia
- I agreed to share my boyfriend ...with his boyfriend
- Teenager fighting for life after being bitten by world's deadliest snake
- New chapter in Jimmy Hoffa search: Police to drill beneath Michigan home
- Man's bizzare outfit at mall leads to arrest
- Cops: Man claimed to be the devil, set van on fire
- Household Incomes Fall In Aug., Off 8.2% Under Obama
- Bizarre TSA “Freeze” Security Drill Caught on Camera
- Comet due in 2013 could be brighter than the full moon
- The man who sent sex text in error to ALL his contacts... and ended up in prison
- Teens Laugh While Recording Violent Beating Of Woman In Pennsylvania
- Florida teen seeking world-record Mohawk sent home from school
- Beauty queen has quarter of her skull removed and stored in her STOMACH for six weeks after fishing accident . . . before doctors successfully re-attach it
- Deputies say man washed out girlfriend's mouth with soap
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- 1 Billion computers at risk from Java exploit
- Caddell: Media Have Become “Enemy of the American People”
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