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- Transgender Student in Women's Locker Room Raises Uproar
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- UK man charged after children given trick-or-treat cocaine bags
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- Mother of the Year Candidate: Mom left baby in car while stealing cheese from supermarket
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- Android turns 5 today, hits 75 percent of the smartphone market
- Clinton: Who wants a president who’ll “repeatedly tell you something he knows isn’t true?”
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- Defeat for a man of contradictions
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- Female Cop Gets $1 Million After Colleagues Trolled Database to Peek at Her Pic
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- Woman Wearing MIT Shirt Banned From Voting In Boca Raton
- In wake of election, fiscal cliff emerges as No. 1 risk
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- Mom Gets $2,500 Ticket After Son, 3, Urinates In Front Yard
- Stocks plunge one day after Obama reelection
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- In Maine and Maryland, Victories at the Ballot Box for Same-Sex Marriage
- Seatbelts on planes are pointless, says Ryanair boss
- Boy takes parents' savings, buys candy
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- Man, 21, cons his way back into Michigan high school with forged documents... so he can play football
- On India-China border, reports of UFOs skyrocket
- Chris Matthews apologizes for ‘stupid’ Sandy comments
- Latino groups to Obama: You owe Latinos the election, now pass immigration reform
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- Florida principal resigns after offering promotions for sex
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- UK to end financial aid to India by 2015
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- David Petraeus resigns from CIA
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- How can Viagra maker Pfizer pay no UK tax?
- Intruder breaks in and steals Tower of London keys
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- Indianapolis house explosion kills two, destroys neighborhood
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- Buffalo Bills Fan Sues Team For Excessive Text Message Program He Signed Up For
- CU student arrested for wearing Joker mask into Boulder movie theater
- Defiant Armstrong posts pic of Tour champion jerseys
- 20 States Petition to Secede From U.S. After Obama Victory
- Wife runs husband over during political argument
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- Finally, a Place in Brazil Where Dogs Can Go for Discreet Sex
- Homeless man arrested for charging phone in park
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