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- Woman Stabs Husband, Explains To South Carolina Cops That Victim Was "Satan's Spawn"
- Dallas Cops Hunt Female Trio In Theft Of "10 Function Love Rider" Sex Toy
- Colorado man allegedly planned to kill Obama, children on Halloween
- US could be on path to fifth straight $1 trillion deficit after government runs $120 billion October deficit
- Granny took granddaughter along while she dealt drugs, deputies say
- Couple buys a house next to a golf course, then sues
- Teacher sues after school ‘failed to accommodate her breastfeeding schedule and her female boss told her to RETRAIN her breasts'
- Case of mistaken identity nearly ends in arrest as man drives away with wrong girl
- Mother 'starved two-month-old son to death until he was mere skin and bones and living in a house unfit for human habitation'
- 'Smokers should need a licence': Public health expert's radical proposal that would cap how many cigarettes you could buy
- Guilty of manslaughter: Guard who signalled train to leave station as girl leaned against carriage
- Russia's Putin signs law extending definition of treason
- Ron Paul: 'Our Constitution Has Failed'
- Teen steps into snake nest while searching for cellphone signal
- Woman In Ireland Dies After Being Denied an Abortion During a Miscarriage
- Denver Woman Sentenced for Faking PTSD to Dodge Jury Duty
- High School teacher arrested for having sex with student
- Colorado girl, 10, handcuffed after allegedly bringing pot to school
- Stocks at 4-month lows as fiscal cliff looms
- Mike Rosen: How much is "a little more"?
- Israel Extends Air Strikes on Gaza as Hamas Retaliates
- Jobless Claims in U.S. Jumped Last Week
- If Every Food Stamp Recipient Voted For Obama, It Would Account For 75% Of His Total
- Denny's to charge 5% 'Obamacare surcharge' and cut employee hours to deal with cost of legislation
- Report: Defense Department Spent $100,000 on Klingons
- DUI bust: Man blamed arrest on Obama re-election, deputies say
- Woman Rescued From Between Buildings
- Former high school student sues teacher and school board for alleged sex references
- Dems cant guaranteedoing a budget for 2014, either
- Hospital bed mishap not an isolated case
- Not your average grandmother: 39-year-old gran is prize-winning body builder and TV fitness expert who trains with Jodie Marsh
- Deadly black widow spider produces hundreds of babies in NORFOLK after hitching a lift in crate from Texas
- British school won't allow boy to grow Movember moustache
- Israel holding fire in Egypt premier's Gaza visit
- PETA poster equates pubic hair with fur
- Ohio Cop Suspended For Dunking Head In Bucket Of Urine
- New Concerns About Pot Addiction
- Rhode Island Man Used Counterfeit Bills At Target That Pictured The Wrong Face: Police
- Cops: Teens got lap dances at party for NY boy, 16
- NorCal woman breaks Guinness World Record with heaviest triplets
- Hostess, the maker of Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Wonder Bread, is going out of business
- Obamacare, Defense, Social Security, Medicare: All Need Slashing
- Criticize Susa Rice and Liberals call you racist and sexist
- Black Ops 2 Rakes in $500 Million in 24 Hours
- The Taliban is amused by the Petraeus sex scandal
- Public masturbator to cops: Wait ’til I’m finished
- Despite $15.9 billion loss, U.S. Postal Service Execs see boost in pay
- Man robbed for $20 and Dr. Pepper
- Visa Rolls Out Solid Gold Credit Card
- Homeless man died watching Twilight
- Public nudity ban eyed in fed-up San Francisco
- Bomb Disposal Expert Takes His Last ‘Lonely Walk’
- When the cops ask why you're holding up traffic don't flash your stolen police badge and quickly drive off
- 'I put my hands around its throat to make it stop breathing': Horrifying moment a 14-year-old girl explains how she strangled newborn before hiding body in a shoebox
- Oklahoma Doctors vs. Obamacare
- Wal-Mart fights back on Black Friday strike
- Mexican company Bimbo may be eyeing Twinkies
- Soccer no excuse for outdoor sex, Italy court rules
- Australia scraps plan to filter Internet
- Obama in Cambodia after rousing Myanmar welcome
- Atheists ask U.S. Supreme Court to hear case on 'God' in Kentucky law
- Police: Man called 911 to say he was going to sleep
- Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile
- Not Everyone Who Makes $250,000 a Year Is Rich: Why the Cost of Living Matters
- Sex Toy Sales Up In Canada Due To NHL Lockout, Retailers Say
- World Bank fears devastating 4.0 degree warming
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- Fox News anchor Brian Kilmeade sparks outrage after joking his network 'hires women by flipping through the pages of Victoria's Secret catalog'
- Ban urged on killer robots
- Watching pornography at work fuels worldwide addiction as two thirds of visits to top site are made from offices
- NASA Outpost Beyond Moon Could Lead to Mars
- Obama Hails 'Constructive' US-China Relationship
- What if O.J. didn’t do it? Film suggests serial killer—not Simpson—murdered Brown, Goldman
- Woman charged for sex with human skeleton
- Deputies: Suspect hid 12-pack of beer in his pants
- Senate bill rewrite lets feds read your e-mail without warrants
- Woman Keeps Dead Husband for 3 Years & Has Kids Feed Him
- Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered
- Crucial Evidence Found In Casey Anthony Case, New Bombshell Revealed By TV Station
- NASA discovers 'super-Jupiter'
- Islamic hardliners in Britain announce fatwa on Malala Yousafzai
- Whiny bitch sick of noise calls cops on downtown bell ringer
- Girl, 7, Sees Sister, 13, Shot Dead on School Bus in South Florida
- Israel Says Bomb Blast Hits Bus in Tel Aviv
- Morrison, Colorado: Tiny Town, Tons Of Tickets
- 'Stiletto Surgery' alters pinky toe for better fit
- ’Ex-Gay’ Leader of Christian Cult Accused of Murdering Wife
- 'God made me do it': Woman says The Almighty told her to drive 100mph in 30mph zone
- UN official calls for marijuana ballot rollback
- Outrage after woman flashes middle finger at Arlington National Cemetery and posts photo to Facebook to brag about it
- No prison if burglar helps his mum out
- Dark matter detector nearing activation in South Dakota mine
- This Grandma's Thanksgiving Rules Are Awesomely Harsh
- Obama’s ‘Constituency Groups’ Checklist (Are you on it?)
- Happy Pre-Thanksgiving: Unions shut down traffic to LAX
- Clogged toilet led to shooting, sheriff's office says
- Man arrested after pretending Taser is penis
- Man's genitals eaten up by creature
- Australia: racist tirade caught on bus goes viral
- Road is built around a house after elderly Chinese couple refuse to move
- Got 5 Million Dollars? Welcome to Australia
- The United Nations wants to use drones
- Black Friday Violence: 2 Shot Outside Walmart, Scuffles Across U.S.
- WWII code 'may never be cracked'
- 'Poison' pen mightier than sword for would-be North Korean assassin
- Pedestrian fatally hit by car, carried on windshield for two miles
- Is milking the most pointless internet craze yet? Students filmed pouring four-pint cartons over their heads
- Couple dead, teen missing after family swept to sea trying to save dog
- 7-year-old gets medical marijuana to combat chemo
- Man who dangled over Highway 217 in pickup arrested for DUII
- Foster family in UK loses kids due to political views
- No Powerball winner; jackpot goes to record $500M
- Obama's soviet mistake
- Al Gore caught lying about viewership of his 24 hrs of climate reality
- A Physician’s New Reality: Patients Ask Me to Break the Law
- Police raid targets 9-year-old pirate, Winnie the Pooh laptop seized
- EZ disintegration continues as Catalonia moves towards independence from Spain
- Manchester baby boy 'bled to death after circumcision'
- Germany to ban sex with animals after huge rise in farm yard ‘pimping’
- Texas Schools Teaching Boston Tea Party As “Terrorist Act”
- U.N. to Seek Control of the Internet
- TriHealth fires 150 employees for not getting flu shots
- Man Arrested After Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real
- 11 puppies found skinned, Pa. humane officials say
- Opposition says shelling kills 10 children in Syria
- LIPA Customers Left Without Power For Weeks Sent Normal Electric Bills Despite Blackouts
- Painting Depicts Obama as Crucified Christ
- Given the elbow: Facebook remove risqué picture of blonde woman reclining in bathtub (whatever did they think it was?)
- Elon Musk's Next Big Vision is a Mars Colony
- Harrisburg police arrest woman who allegedly tried to rip a medical device out of her boyfriend's chest
- Dentist accused of using laughing gas on self while working on patients
- Mother of the Year Candidate: Woman found drunk pushing stroller with 7-month-old inside
- Justin Bieber wears overalls to meet Canadian prime minister, sparks criticism online
- Police target motorists outside fast food outlets in bid to catch drink and drug drivers
- 'They didn't deserve to die': Outrage after popular students are found murdered in man's basement after 'they robbed his home on Thanksgiving'
- Police: Suspect in gym shower assault claimed all ‘signs’ pointed to sex
- Belgian discovers his wife used to be a man after 19 years
- Ancient Microbes Found in Buried Antarctic Lake
- What would happen if Texas actually seceded?
- Op Ed: The war on men
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- Man Arrested after Girl, 11, Raped in Bushes for Three Hours
- Kim Jong Un wins 'Sexiest Man Alive': How The Onion tricked a Chinese newspaper
- The Lost Irony in the Tax Debate
- Man Who Attacked 74-Year-Old Guy In Burger King Bathroom Explained, "This Is What I Do To Old People."
- Woman Jailed For Attacking Beau Over Bad Sex
- Complaint filed against Kentucky teacher who wrote 'You can't be a Democrat & go to heaven'
- Natural Does Not Mean Safe
- Police: Naked man wielding machete and knife shot, killed by officer
- Cops tell woman to take down ''offensive'' Christmas lights
- Why Do We Still Think Guys Just Want Sex?
- Christian group says demon sex makes you gay
- Two-thirds of millionaires left Britain to avoid 50% tax rate
- Putters: Golf chiefs plan limits on belly and broomhandle clubs
- Black hole theory goatse'd by new discovery
- US 'Planned To Blow Up The Moon' During Height Of Cold War
- Hot market for 'legal' cocaine
- Adopt A Bull program trains pit bulls to make them more adoptable
- Pennsylvania boys, 7 and 10, took LSD they found on street
- 5 Charts About Climate Change That Should Have You Very, Very Worried
- Man Stabbed to Death in Dispute over Corn Dog, Police Say
- Plus-Sized Mannequin Offends Some
- Woman is forced to remarry the husband who blinded her in horrific acid attack
- Sex with 12-year-old student gets teacher 10 years in prison
- Lawyer Says 11-Year-Old Gang Rape Victim Was a ‘Spider’ Luring Men Into Web
- Bigfoot DNA Tests Prove Hairy Creature Exists, Genetic Researcher Says
- The Oregon dad who used his scantily clad daughter to sell his Datsun
- 'I am bitterly, bitterly disappointed': retired naval officer's email to children in full
- 'Popeye' Bodybuilder Says It's All Natural
- Pussy Riot: Court Bans Videos From Internet
- Arctic sea ice larger than US melted this year
- Judge rules atheist court case seeking removal of Jesus statue meant as World War II memorial near Montana ski resort can continue
- New Parents Pay Homage To Twitter, Name Their Daughter Hashtag
- Original Batmobile Racing to the Auction Block
- AAA warns E15 gasoline could cause car damage
- Toddler survives freak meat thermometer brain injury
- Newlywed couple 'drove across state lines to pick up girl, 17, they had met online so that the wife could have sex with her'
- ‘Who’s fucking my daughter?’: Crazed father turns up at girl’s school swinging a chain and threatening students'
- High school soccer coach 'watched boy being sodomized by players then congratulated victim' during hazing ritual
- Married woman, 25 'has been having sex with 13-year-old boy since August'
- Fire crews scramble over giant burning TV log
- We all live in a turquoise submarine! Iran's navy showcases its bright new warship. . . but can it do any damage (and won't they see it coming)?
- Photo of Officer Giving Boots to Barefoot Man Warms Hearts Online
- Man Sentenced to Jail After Teasing Disabled Girl
- Chinese man sentenced to death for holding women in sex dungeon
- NHS: Now sick babies go on death pathway
- NASA Finds Water and Organic Matter In Mercury
- North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair, Apparently
- What, another solar firm goes under? YAWN...
- Hank Johnson (D-GA): Let's control free speech!
- NFL player Jovan Belcher kills girlfriend and self
- Man snitches on mother to have own charges dropped
- Police: Man threatened with hatchet on Thanksgiving over Trivial Pursuit question
- Homeowner Holds Gun On Burglars Until Police Arrive
- Internet meeting spurs controversy
- Nativity-Scene Battles: Score One for the Atheists
- Bread that lasts for 60 days could cut food waste
- After Nearly 60 Years, Bazooka Gum Is Killing Its Iconic Comic Strip
- Maine man charged with burning kids
- Chocolate pudding? You'll have to show ID! Tesco asks 24-year-old for ID 'because he could burn himself on dessert'
- Opinion: America not paying its fair share
- US manufacturing shrinks to lowest level since July 2009
- Search under way for 9-year-old boy snatched by crocodile in northern Australia
- Woman Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Family Dogs
- State of Social SEcurity 2012
- Domino's: Obamacare will require 34 million pizza nutrition signs
- U.S. launches new project to develop electric-vehicle batteries
- Alleged Altercation Over Beer Lands Woman In Jail, Boyfriend In Hospital
- Woman Files False Rape Claim Because She 'Didn’t Enjoy It'
- Bank robbery suspect boasts on YouTube before arrest
- Teacher disciplined for receiving foot massages from students, violating professional standards
- College Demands Construction Crew Remove ‘Sexist’ ‘Men Working’ Sign
- Iran claims seizure of U.S. drone over Persian Gulf
- US weighing military options if Syria uses WMD
- Cops to Congress: We need logs of Americans' text messages
- Woman With Runny Nose Turns Out to Be Woman With Leaking Brain Fluid
- Photo of Man’s Imminent Demise Covers Front Page of the New York Post, Sparks Outrage
- High School locked down after student brings mercury-filled thermometer to class for chemistry project
- Michael Moore received welfare for anti-welfare film
- Boener Letter to the President about Fiscal Cliff.
- School Evacuated As Girl Shows Class Grenade
- Snake on a plane forces emergency landing
- Ontario school using stickers to cover student's genitals in yearbook
- Courier loses drug cash, asks cops for help
- German nymphomaniac, 47, who imprisoned men for sex is found dead in bed by latest lover
- Tragedy as woman with debilitating sexual arousal disorder that made her orgasm up to 50 times in a row commits suicide
- Man Shoots Girlfriend In The Back While Fighting Over The Walking Dead
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