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- Wait for the Capital Controls
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- TV networks blame GOP for shutdown, conservative study finds
- Seized Lamborghini Aventador auctioned for £218k
- Man's wild bet on grandson 15 years ago nets him over $200,000
- Saudi Arabia rejects seat on UN Security Council
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- 'Don't drink if you don't want to get raped': Female advice columnist causes backlash with controversial opinion on how to prevent sexual assault
- Little girl left at school by parents engaging in drug deal
- New York shoplifter caught in Victorias Secret store carrying fetus in shopping bag
- Arkansas man robbed, shot dead after asking for directions in Chicago
- Halloween display too frightening for children, police warn
- Police: Pa. Teacher on Heroin Passed out in Class
- Chipotle Employee Hospitalized after Being Attacked by Customer
- Man charged in sexual assault of his wife's ex-husband
- 'Sexy Pizza'? Halloween costumes get absurd
- Girl Dared Into Giving Boy a Blowjob in School Cafeteria During Lunch
- China's Largest Conglomerate Buys The Building That Houses JPMorgan's Gold Vault
- How did the chicken cross the road? – It wore a high-vis jacket
- Shirtless man throws parrot at police officer to avoid capture
- Sitting pretty: Climber installs lounge seat 350ft up cliff face in Utah
- Afternoon tea and flying saucers: Devon tourist takes photo of a ‘UFO’
- Steve Jobs a sexist bully who asked me to have tantric sex in a shed, ex-partner claims in new book
- Young girl trafficked into UK to have her organs harvested and sold
- Men may face felony charges after toppling Goblin Valley formation
- Obama to address widespread health care glitches
- Couple accused of selling baby to pay for iPhone, other items
- Navy's largest destroyer heading into the water in Maine
- Naked man with severed hand found in back yard
- Drunk falls asleep behind the wheel at Burger King drive-through window — for 2 solid hours: cops
- Mason man tells police his phone, television go crazy
- Carrot Dating: Controversial new app allows men to offer women ‘bribes’ for dates
- Toothless man jailed for 8 years for gnawing on neighbour's penis
- Texas: Publishers refuse to include creationism in science textbooks
- Strange Billboard in Michigan Has Everyone Wondering What's Wrong With the Blueberries
- Man saws hole in restaurant to finish pudding
- Paralyzed Man Finds Angry Note After Parking in Handicapped Spot
- Handwriting Expert Says Receipt With 'None N**ger' Written On It Was Not Left By Customer
- CNN gets paid to run some news and not others...by governments
- SCHOOL SHOOTING: Math teacher killed while trying to protect children
- Feds try to eliminate housing for the deaf -- at complex built for hearing-impaired
- Obama catches fainting woman
- 70 percent say ‘most’ in Congress should lose job, but 60 percent still support own representative
- Okla. teen finds 3.85-carat gem at Arkansas park
- Consumer Reports says to "stay away from Healthcare.gov for at least another month"
- Backseat romp leads to ticket for DUI driver
- Mom Pleads Guilty To Burning Off 18-Year-Old Son’s Penis, Nipples With Lighter
- Pope Francis Calls ‘Ideological Christians’ A ‘Serious Illness’ Within The Church
- This Magical Pair of Underwear Can Filter Out Your Fart's Smell
- Online sex shop for Muslims opens in Turkey
- Triple killer who murdered Good Samaritan is jailed for 40 years but judge admits he can't give full-life term because of European Court of Human Rights ruling
- Lethal lunch boxes and the infestation of fear: Column
- Ex-teacher busted for allegedly pleasuring self in car tailing school bus full of girls
- "if you didnt do anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about"
- Man, 68, Shoots At 22-Year-Old Man Upon Finding Him In Bed With Wife
- Florida Woman, 19, Arrested For Water Pistol Attack On Her Boyfriend
- Parent Alleges Bullying After 91-0 Football Game
- Police ask for condom ban in Edinburgh saunas
- Jerky treats leave nearly 600 dogs dead in 'mysterious outbreak', FDA says
- Nevada School Shooter's Parents May Face Charges if Gun Came From Home
- Florida Congressman Compares Tea Party to Ku Klux Klan
- He touched me down there: Woman arrested for DUI claims she was molested by arresting cop while she was handcuffed in the back seat of the patrol car
- Relative of Hannah Anderson breaks her silence in new book to brand the kidnap victim's behavior 'downright disturbing' since her mother and brother's brutal double-murder
- Man irked by male revue poster sets fire at Phoenix bar
- Brewer criticized for blonde beer it claims ‘goes down easy’
- Finnish team makes diabetes vaccine breakthrough
- Worker with drill sets off Brandon hospital lockdown
- LA Times bans letters from climate skeptics
- The militarization of U.S. police forces
- 'Enhanced' Security in Boston for World Series
- High school football player kicked off team, suspended over poem
- Aurora theater shooting suspect James Holmes' lawyers: Apartment search was illegal
- Baltimore Ravens get paid a token to carry water for socialism
- 90,609,000: Americans Not in Labor Force
- Massachusetts Teen Charged as Adult in Stabbing Death of Danvers Teacher
- Colorado Dem Polis wants Obamacare waivers for ski towns where premiums are high
- Cows gone wild: Feral cattle scaring hikers in Chino Hills State Park
- No Twerking Allowed! Annapolis High School Requires Students To Sign Dance Contract
- Benefits couple demand a bigger house because they're LESBIANS
- 30-Year-Old Man Arrested For Allegedly Slashing Three People At BROKEN HOPE/DEICIDE Concert
- North Hollywood truck blast tied to cellphone and man huffing propane
- Teenager Shot In The Scrotum With Taser, Says Police Violated His Civil Rights
- Craigslist Poster Selling $700 Pro Football Tix Because Of Food Stamp Cuts
- New video shows Iranian suicide combat UAV drone. Patched together with duct tape.
- Poland archbishop slammed over sex abuse comments
- 8 Stupid Mistakes Brits Make in America
- Feds ask Blue Cross Blue Shield not to release exchange numbers
- Man in pink dress and makeup arrested at homecoming dance
- Tulsa couple arrested for neglect after 7 kids removed from home
- Man Blames Obama For His Battery Arrest
- California deputy kills 13-year-old carrying fake rifle
- Many Americans don't expect to ever retire
- Seattle uses eminent domain to turn a parking lot into a parking lot
- Health Care Law Fails to Lower Prices for Rural Areas
- 3D printer 'gun parts' found in Manchester raid
- Frustrated by Healthcare.gov, some consumers buy off exchange
- Obamacare phone operator who talked to Sean Hannity loses her job
- Astronomers discover most distant galaxy yet
- The man who drinks his own URINE and says it’s helped him reach the grand age of 91 (but look 10 years younger)
- Banning candles on birthday cakes? The push to extinguish a popular tradition
- Germany and Brazil Will Take NSA Spying Frustrations to the UN
- Mall Memo: Black Friday Starts at 8 PM on Thanksgiving, Runs 26 Hours
- Texas Mom Ripped Off Son's Scrotum and Then Superglued It Back On
- Indiana teacher fired, accused of taking students to strip club
- World’s strongest beer ‘Snake Venom’ launched
- Armored military transport to join Ohio State police fleet
- Indian girl dies after being raped, set on fire
- Doner kebab inventor Kadir Nurman dies aged 80
- Clone your dog: Scientists offer Britons chance to create £63,000 pet replica
- David Beckham crashes his Range Rover in LA – with Brooklyn in passenger seat
- Worst storm in years: St Jude gets ready to unleash a ‘trail of destruction’
- Saudi women arrested and fined for daring to defy ban on female drivers
- British soldiers pictured giving Nazi salutes in Afghanistan
- St Agnes surfers pay respect to Peter "Chops" Lascelles
- Kuwaiti hard-liners object to mixed-company cafes
- Israel issues warning to Iran over nuclear bomb report
- Data center glitch is latest problem in 'Obamacare' rollout
- Jack Daniel's takes on tiny distillery over label dispute
- Man who stabbed mother, 4 children was reportedly jealous of their lifestyle
- Britney Spears songs used to scare off pirates in Somalia
- Thief steals 165 pounds of licorice in Sweden
- Springfield schools sued over weapons policy
- UK storm: Teenage girl and man in 50s killed by falling trees
- Miss Bumbum bribe scandal splits Brazil
- Man spends $1,500 to void $100 parking ticket
- Meet The Florida Men Who Got Dressed Up As George Zimmerman And Trayvon Martin For Halloween
- 'We've reached the end of antibiotics': Top CDC expert declares that 'miracle drugs' that have saved millions are no match against 'superbugs' because people have overmedicated themselves
- Jailed teacher Jeremy Forrest wants schoolgirl lover back after she dumps him for teenage boy
- Deputies: Man exposed self to 16-year-old girl at bus stop
- Mom Who Can't Heal Son's Deafness is Doing Something Wrong, Claims Pat Robertson
- Preschool Bans Lunches From Home, Will Only Allow With Doctor's Note
- Demanding school curriculum blamed for teen porn video
- I Paid Strangers $50 To Tie Me Up And Scare The Shit Out Of Me
- Report: Armed Feds Raid Reporter’s Home, Confiscate Confidential Docs
- Mother and daughter spark outrage when they wear matching 'white trash' Halloween costumes to a party at an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
- Mother of the Year Candidate: Colombian accused of selling virginity of 12 daughters
- High school beer brewing class draws concern
- Megachurch pastor tells his congregation his newly built 16,000-square-foot house is gift from God
- Girl, 15, runs away with 37-year-old family friend
- Jock Culture Isn't Rape Culture When Women Are Playing Sports
- You may never eat street food in China again after watching this video
- Police cite La Crosse man seeking revenge on downtown tree
- Police: Oklahoma City man burns Bible, destroys apartment because of high ‘homosexual demon’
- Report: Obama administration knew millions wouldn't be able to keep insurance
- Spooky Nebula is Coldest Known Object in Universe
- Frightened fisherman jumps ship to avoid angry marlin
- Calif. town sues Sriracha chili sauce maker over smell
- 'Boobies' bracelet fight heading to Supreme Court
- Vietnamese Man Arrested for Faking Remains of MIAs
- Philly Restaurant Unveils Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger
- Police: Woman used clogged toilet to scam Storm Lake Walmart
- Indian girl hanged herself after parents banned her from Facebook, police say
- Grandmother with penicillin allergy died after NHS staff ignored SEVEN warnings
- Man loses severed penis after FORGETTING to take it to hospital to be sewn back on
- Nude pics lead to failed extortion bid, say police
- Man accused of spraying baby with Windex
- Man who ranted about zombies shot and killed by California homeowner
- Woman to Cop: 'Voodoo Is Going to Get You'
- Duckface teens can't stop taking selfies at funerals
- Bigfoot Spotted on Google Earth?
- Woman swaps letters for candy in obesity fight
- Seeking dark matter, a mile underground
- Justice and State departments blocking access to survivors of Benghazi attack
- Car break-in victim voluntarily gave DNA swab, now wants it destroyed
- Man 'high on synthetic pot' dies 'subway surfing' on top of train car after hitting his head on a beam
- Man OBSESSED with baked beans changes name to Captain Beany
- French mother kept baby girl in trunk of car for two years
- English Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With 15-Year-Old Student
- Ultra-Orthodox Rabbi Reported To Ban Soy Out Of Fear That It Leads To Gay Sex
- HealthCare.gov suffers outage as Sebelius testifies that it's never crashed
- Ohio teacher suspended for racist Facebook Halloween rant
- Asian American Advocates Ask Pottery Barn To Apologize And Remove 'Offensive' Costume
- Obama blames 'bad apple' insurers for canceled coverage
- Atlanta man recounts NY-to-LA drive in record 28 hours, 50 minutes
- Lay's to roll out chocolate-covered potato chip
- Texas man reportedly arrested due to overdue library book
- 3 bikini baristas arrested at Washington coffee stand
- FBI: Off-Duty Pilot Groped Girl, 14, On Delta Flight
- Report: Trucker in crash looking at cellphone pics
- ASU Student Wears the Most Shocking 'Sexy' Costume Ever: Nothing
- A fallen soldier was aboard this flight to LAX
- Woman suffers terrible headaches after she is fitted with human hair weave 'taken from a CORPSE that was filled with flesh-eating maggots that burrowed into her skin'
- Mother of the Year Candidate: Mom charged with offering 4-year-old to man on adult website
- Man who raped 38 women set to walk free
- Male professors, female students: A Tricky Power Dynamic
- Woman trying to create new breed of animal using dead and live cats for Frankenstein experiments is arrested after 100 feline corpses are found in her freezers
- Oceans heating up faster now than in the past 10,000 years, says new study
- Police: Man in clown makeup dangled child from railroad overpass
- Arachnophobe in Halloween terror as spider lodges itself in his ear
- Craigslist poster says black trick-or-treaters not welcome in white neighborhood
- Alleged Kidnapping Suspect Wrote About Aurora Shooter, Helping Orphans
- Georgia Couple Charged in Death of 10-Year-Old Found in Trash Can
- $1B in Nazi-looted art is found in Munich mansion
- Woman Busted For "Rough Sex" With Girlfriend
- Google Invests $608 Million in Finnish Data Center
- Man found in Jersey City with 'NARK' carved in chest, badge in cheek: cops
- Apparent Bigfoot hunt gone bad
- French riot police use tear gas on anti-tax protesters
- Arkansas Police Officer Fired Taser At Woman Because She Wouldn't Show Him Her Breasts
- US House Cuts Hours for 2014 (But Not Salary)
- Nairobi Men Who Gang Raped Girl Get Punished By Mowing Police Station Lawn
- A man's perspective on why engagement rings are a joke
- VP Joe Biden’s niece: Don’t you know who I am?
- Female bodybuilder: Steroids gave me a penis
- Docs resisting ObamaCare
- TSA union calls for armed guards at every checkpoint
- Psychics Say Soothsaying Laws Unfair to Believers
- Daylight Saving Time Is America's Greatest Shame
- Backlash Over Boston Marathon Victim Costume Is Worse Than the Costume
- Top hospitals opt out of Obamacare
- 'Biohacker' implants chip in arm
- New Jersey mall gunman found dead of self-inflicted gunshot wound
- Obama tweaks message about keeping health plans under ObamaCare
- Inside the outrageous world of child cage fighting: Tiny boys who are trained to attack each other in America’s baby MMA arenas
- Woman 'pimped out her three teenage daughters for as little as $20'
- Daycare worker 'threw 3-year-old Autumn to the ground with such force she killed her - all because the little girl didn't want to take her coat off'
- Police: Man posted ad asking for someone to beat, rape daughter
- Burger mask liberates your scoffing
- Burglar left cellphone in house; mom's call helped track him, deputies say
- Dozens of Deadly Spiders Burst from Banana As Woman Prepares to Eat It
- Mother Who Dressed Her Son In KKK Halloween Costume: It’s A ‘Family Tradition’
- Texas Can't Ban Dirty Online Speech
- Cops: After Boyfriend Refused To Stop At McDonald's, Tennessee Woman Ran Him Over With Truck
- I Watched China’s ‘Top Gun’ — So You Don’t Have To
- India launches first mission to Mars
- CCTV: Bristol man jailed for threats with illegal weapon
- Drunken French teenagers abduct a circus llama and take him on a tram ride
- The North Korean iPad: A Tablet for a Nation with No Internet
- Fight for your faggots!
- Kraft Agrees to Take Yellow Dye Out of Mac and Cheese
- One in five Milky Way stars hosts potentially life-friendly Earths: study
- Middle school football coach to hold team party at Hooters, loses job as result
- UN: CO2 Pollution Levels at Annual Record High
- Woman calls 911 over drunk people at bar
- Report: Undercover Tempe detective had sex with suspect
- Lawyer: Client's f-bomb not an insult because he's Canadian
- Police discipline boy for flicking an elastic band
- New Mexico Man Subjected To Repeated Anal Probes After Routine Traffic Stop, Lawsuit Alleges
- Cancer Patient Loses Her Insurance Plan And Doctors Due To The ACA
- School Outlaws Touching
- Deputy fired, accused of suggestive comments to teen rape victim
- MIT students develop wearable cooling device that could make air conditioning obsolete
- Woman dressed as pig in bathing suit busted for DUI
- 'Harry Potter' not feminist enough for these Swedish theaters
- Words can cause presidents self-inflicted wounds
- Dave Prowse: Star Wars hopefuls should drop Bristolian accent
- On the Social Security Ponzi Scheme
- Common Core lessons blasted for sneaking politics into elementary classrooms
- In Texas, Obama offers health care pep talk