- Cops: Drunk Motorist Was Wearing Pants As Shirt When Found Passed At Wheel
- Loyola Law School warns female students against cleavage, hooker heels at work
- YouTube videos show students laughing about how they got their teacher FIRED and giving 'tutorials' so other kids can do the same
- Fears that Moldova’s breakaway republic Transdniester could be 'the next Crimea’
- Text message command makes infected ATMs spew cash
- Oklahoma Girl Scout Breaks Cookie Sales Record with 18,107 Boxes
- Obama more concerned about nuke going off in manhattan than in Russia
- Mint 1969 Shelby GT500 found under 40 years of dust
- Dallas pizza restaurant ‘charges’ $1000 for side of ranch dressing
- Obama administration extends health care enrollment deadline
- Burglary Suspect's Flirting Leads to His Arrest
- 'I AM the Burger King': McDonald's chef devours every sandwich (6,000 calories worth) from rival fast food chain in one sitting
- Former student, 18, sues teacher, 34, who had sex with him because he's now so traumatized he can't join the Marines
- Parent's Facebook Response to 'Ridiculous' Common Core Math Homework
- Strange Creature filmed in a pond in Lithuania
- Man enraged after vomiting on cell phone goes on rampage in Port St. Lucie, police say
- Man finishes 15-year prison sentence for robbery, takes bus from prison to rob same store, police say
- Judge: IP-Address Is Not a Person and Can’t Identify a BitTorrent Pirate
- North Korea: Men required to get Kim Jong-un haircuts
- First-ever Asteroid with rings knocks Astronomers for a loop
- College Players Granted Right to Form Union
- Mom Jailed for Breastfeeding While Drinking, Waitress Fired Over It
- Democrats said to push for new changes to ObamaCare amid midterm fears
- Study: ‘Small’ Nuclear War Would Destroy The World
- Is the $12 McDonald's burger for real?
- School responds to video of lecturer’s anti-Republican rant by banning videotaping
- This Norwegian Teen Got a McDonald's Receipt Tattooed on His Arm
- Naked man on tricycle arrested in apartment complex, cops say
- Charlotte mayor arrested just SIX MONTHS into job for allegedly taking $50,000 in bribes - including $12,000 to start a feminine hygiene company
- Monster 15-inch rat terrorises Swedish family after chewing through CONCRETE wall to make its home in their kitchen
- Police: man pulls gun on teen he found in stepdaughter's closet
- Bunnell police officer accused of soliciting teen boys for sex
- 4 in 10 high school boys, young men report coerced sex
- What the fork? Romanian man swallows cutlery for ‘stupid’ drunken bet
- School says 8-year-old student not feminine enough
- China's ascent as spacefaring superpower
- Russia to set up own credit card payment system
- ‘Redneck road rage’ video shows driver getting taste of instant karma
- Woman who performed a sex act upon a uniformed police officer wins £6,600 in damages from the Met for the psychological damage it had caused
- How did this 146-word essay on Rosa Parks get an A-? UNC football player's shocking term paper is released by whistleblower who alleges widespread academic fraud
- Mother arrested after 5 children are found living in feces-ridden, bug-infested home
- Schoolgirls fight for boy's huge member
- Taco Bell President Says Canada Will Get Breakfast 'When You Take Justin Bieber Back'
- Bat Soup Blamed as Deadly Ebola Virus Spreads
- Glamour model who got £5,000 NHS boob job became prostitute and is now pregnant
- Man, 66, Busted For In-Flight Grope Of Girl
- NYU offering class on Puff Daddy because he has had ‘profound impact on global culture’
- Here Is The YouTube "Start A False Flag War With Syria" Leaked Recording That Turkey's Erdogan Wanted Banned
- Porn 'age gates' appeal to teenage boys' innate sense of honour
- Scientists find treatment to kill every kind of cancer tumor
- Woman pleads guilty to killing newborn found in plastic bag in toilet tank in Pa. sports bar
- High school baseball team told to tear down bleachers
- Mother of Comatose Girl: Jahi is 'Blossoming into a Teen'
- Sisters brawl with officers at Walmart
- Two Christian SC Senators Block Third Grader’s State Fossil Proposal Because Jesus
- Police cite mom for lying to 911 that baby was locked in car, when she just wanted help finding keys
- Faulty tail light and drug dog lead to cocaine bust worth $450,000
- Police ‘rescue’ naked Alabama man stuck 40 feet up in a tree
- Arrest Climate-Change Deniers
- Teacher charged with student sex assault
- Pizza parlor owner will pay $2,500 if you finish your meal
- Be careful in Louisville... Flash mobs of violent teens roaming.
- Watch it Lance! "Man Arrested, Searched For Marijuana Solely For Having Colorado License Plate"
- Student at UVA is suing after officers pulled a loaded gun, smashed her car window, & arrested her for buying beer while under age, turns out it was water.
- Finland Frets as Russia Launches Military Drills on Its Doorstep
- Schools ditching schoolyard rules are seeing drop in bullying, injuries and vandalism and an increase in concentration in class. Too many rules hurts develpment
- Woman fakes kidnapping, shows up to collect ransom
- New York high school senior accepted at 8 Ivy League schools
- Okla. pawn shop owner sues police after speed trap warning brings down heat
- Prosecutor says perceived homosexuality led Oregon mother to fatally beat 4-year-old son
- Lucky Virginia couple wins lottery three times in a month
- How a British sniper killed six Taliban with one bullet
- Girl student, 16, 'murdered best friend by stabbing her 65 TIMES after victim posted naked pictures on Facebook'
- People without children should pay higher taxes
- Teacher Accused Of Performing Oral Sex On 8th Grade Student
- Drunk Woman Arrested After Facebook Boast About Passing Breathalyzer
- Married dance instructor, 30, is convicted of molesting her female pupil, 15, at convention
- Baristas at Spokane coffee shop start carrying guns
- Man Accused of Giving Heroin to 14-Year-Old Sister
- Egyptian journalist demands that his government sue Jewish state for heavenly punishments described in Exodus
- Minn. man fatally shoots son over cable bill, then stabs self to fight son in the ‘afterlife’
- Man allows hyena to eat his genitals
- 2 Men Caught...trying to deposit 4 trillion in fake eurobonds into the Vatican Bank
- Cops to Inspect Homes Without Notice For Illegal Rentals
- Caterpillar Escaped $2.4 Billion Tax With Swiss Maneuver
- A permit for....drone hunting
- Ryan unveils House GOP budget claiming balance
- Bernanke denounces Keynesian Economics, to author book supporting Audit the Fed
- Here Come The Feds: FBI Probing HFT
- 12 Largest Banks Sued By Public Retirement Funds For "Conspiring To Rig Global FX Markets"
- Powerful 8.2-magnitude earthquake off Chile kills at least 5, forces evacuations
- Man survives freak accident that put chainsaw into his neck
- Angry motorists want to put brakes on red light cameras
- No-nonsense soldier moves messy daughter’s room to driveway
- Roast in hell: Starbucks barista serves up coffee with satanic symbols in the foam to outraged Catholic woman on a Sunday
- Couple accused of committing sex act in their SEATS during two hour Air Canada flight
- Tattooed predator, 31, gets 187 years for luring teenage girls into performing sex acts on him by throwing drug- and alcohol-fueled parties
- Arrest In April Fools' School Shooting "Prank"
- Scotland to switch to driving on the right if independence given green light
- Jackass Who Lasered Children's Hospital Chopper Gets 14-Year Sentence
- Blundering bomber 'blew himself up after forgetting to put his watch forward and device went off too soon'
- Ukraine agrees to host NATO war games
- Harsher penalties for teacher-student sex in the offing
- And you thought Pres. Skroob's Perri-Air was a joke...
- Jon Stewart on HFT
- Student fell to death after eating pot cookie
- Hundreds of cases of potential voter fraud uncovered in North Carolina
- Fort Hood Shooter was Being Treated for 'Mental Issues'
- S Korean university now accepts gamers as student athletes
- Does the drinking age for men need changing?
- The Leather on Those Golf Gloves Might Come From a Stolen Pet in Thailand
- US Intelligence Agencies Searched Americans' Emails Without Warrants
- Corpse mistaken for April Fools' prank
- ND student reportedly breaks spa window with flower pot; eats Hot Pockets
- Jailed killer finds out he's going to be Britain's youngest grandfather ever at 27
- Conflict at McDonald's: 'It was like a road rage incident'
- Atheists Classified As Terrorists Under New Saudi Arabian Laws
- Deputies: man faked burglary to avoid work
- Ebola Reaches Capital of Guinea, Stirring Fears
- Reverse Mortgages
- Turkey PM slams top court for lifting Twitter ban
- Russia debuts new, sleek force in Crimea, rattling NATO
- Utah governor signs bill giving fathers new rights in adoption cases
- Police: Bloody chain saw, legless body found in home of Las Vegas-area double slaying
- China gives death sentence to rapist who posed as female on social networks to lure 16 girls
- Escort, 19, kills man after he tries to run without paying for sex, deputies say
- Pat Robertson: Buying stuff ‘by computer’ is the ‘Mark of the Beast’
- Three-year-old boy dies after being left alone overnight by mom for the TWENTIETH time - and she thought it was OK because he had 'food, juice and a movie playing'
- Spring break’s latest menace? Horny old men
- Love, it's only a BlackBerry! Girl gets stuck in drain trying to fish phone out
- DUI suspect found asleep at the wheel with a burrito in his hand
- Cops: Man set fire to home because lesbians lived there
- House votes to change definition of full-time work, in bid to undercut ObamaCare
- Radio Hosts Opie and Anthony Eviscerate Obamacare After They Both Lose Their Health Care Plans: ‘No F***ing Clue’
- Dem Rep.: ‘Members of Congress Are Underpaid,’ Can’t Afford to ‘Live Decently’
- Ketamine, LSD, Magic Mushrooms and Ecstasy: The Illegal Drugs Which Can be Good for You
- VW to build plug-in hybrid cars in China as pollution reforms open the market
- Philadelphia girl, 11, shot and killed by 2-year-old brother
- Vernon teen Ethan Chaplin suspended from school for pencil gesture
- Woman who tortured her mother in law to death by pouring boiling water over her and stabbing her is jailed for 40 years
- 2 dead, 20 others shot in Chicago since Friday night
- 11-year-old building tree fort says officer pulled gun on him, friends
- New Yowie Footage From Australia
- Strawberry chocolate shrimp chips: For when you want sweets plus seafood and/or are pregnant
- Jealous kindergarten head poisons children
- Now Muslim parents are complaining about flyers for Easter egg hunts
- 'Suspicious' Photographer Cleared of any Wrongdoing on Signal Mtn.
- UFO? Mysterious floating light caught on camera in Cumbest Bluff
- Texas teen who alleges he had sex with high school counselor says he did nothing wrong
- Nigerian man beheads father, then eats his neck: police
- Teens under investigation for spreading nude selfies at Fort Zumwalt East High School
- Frickin murdered in board daylight
- States target meth labs with name-and-shame strategy
- Taco Bell releases new ad that mocks McDonald's Egg McMuffin
- Transgender student files complaint against Christian university for not letting him live in male dorms
- Homosexual teacher is forced to resign after telling kids that it's OK to be gay
- 'Human Barbie' Valeria Lukyanova claims interracial couples are behind a rise in plastic surgery because they are 'making the human race uglier'
- Are you sure about that, Captain? Star Trek star backs controversial documentary arguing that sun revolves around the Earth
- Straight Porn Is Full of “Lesbians.” So Why Is Lesbian Porn So Uninspiring?
- Inspector General: Chicago police underreported aggravated assaults, batteries in 2012
- Police Bust Virginia Sexting Ring Involving More Than 100 Teens
- Man started fire to burn bugs in 'deplorable' apartment, report states
- Anti-vaxxers linked to huge mumps outbreak in Ohio
- ‘Leaving in a hurry,’ hundreds of residents chase Westboro protesters out of Oklahoma town
- Beloved Dog Dead After Animal Hospital Wouldn't Stay Open Past Closing Time
- Angry Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama's Public Lunch Program
- Shocking image shows injuries inflicted on six-year-old boy when his mother whipped him
- Motorist, 21, Wearing A "Drunk As Shit" T-Shirt Is Arrested For Drunk Driving
- Quebec separatist party suffers crushing defeat
- Holder: We Want To Explore Gun Tracking Bracelets
- Possible Mars Mission 'Showstopper': Vision Risks for Astronauts
- Deserts cut global warming: Report
- Pro-life teen called 'domestic terrorist' in petition supporting professor of feminism
- Prosecutors: Defendant beheaded Kansas man with guitar string, kept head for Voodoo ritual
- British man amputates own hand
- Woman arrested in topless rampage at McDonald's
- 'White man tried to tussle with me so I shot him': First picture of boy, 16, charged with murdering newlywed Nathan Trapuzzano after 'confessing to friend'
- LAPD tampered with in-car recording equipment to avoid being monitored while ON DUTY
- New Rover Image Capturing Beam Of Light May Prove Life Exists On Mars
- The Alphabet Burger
- Database: Some docs getting millions from Medicare
- Man hacks off fingers in insurance scam
- South Carolina Police On The Hunt For Walmart Urinal Creeper
- At least 20 injured in stabbing at Pittsburgh-area high school
- Blind playoff of Stradivarius violins and new ones leaves old Italians a little flat
- 1 dead, 14 injured after vehicle crashes into Fla. daycare center
- University may change fight song after complaints that ‘Utah Man’ is sexist and ‘fairest’ is racist
- The lost paupers' graves of New York: Families barred from visiting island where ONE MILLION people are buried
- Pro-Kremlin viral video portrays Ukraine invading Russia
- Iraq ready to legalise childhood marriage
- Florida Family Greets Home Intruder in Kitchen and Shoots
- Texas Woman Calls Cops to Complain About Bad Pot Deal, Gets Arrested
- California Attorney General Candidate Wyman Calls For Execution Of Crooked Politicians
- Man accused of sending sex videos to Texas girl
- Truro's Wig and Pen is definitely open for business with comedy sign
- Rats eat a Melbourne home from the inside
- Mostly nude man, a child welfare exec, arrested; girls said he followed them, yelled
- Families of autistic kids sue Disney parks over policy on lines
- That's not my pot; I stole the car, says man
- 'Tosh.0' Producer Shot and Killed by LA Deputy who mistook victim for suspect
- Brazil struggles with its World Cup preparations
- Students Among 10 Killed in Fiery Calif. Crash
- Sebelius, a lightning rod for critics, resigns
- This Mirror Takes Your Selfies and Posts Them to Social Media
- Massive U.S. credit bureau data breach has experts worried
- Man crashes truck, tells cop: "Bro, I'm awake now"
- Student suffers bee sting on his own penis in the name of science
- Ruined tuxedos, waterlogged prom dresses and a few bedraggled hair dos – but one hell of a prom to remember
- High School Student Threatened By School Officials And Charged With Crime After Recording Evidence Of Classmates Bullying Him
- County Renames Easter Bunny as ‘Spring Bunny’ in Parks’ Egg Hunt Promotion
- Man accused of punching pit bull, inciting SWAT standoff is charged
- TSA bars mute stroke victim from flight, forces 8-hour bus ride
- For BMW at East Boston fire scene, blocking hydrant proves costly
- The $100 cheese sandwich
- Families Protest Alabama Lawmaker's Racist Comments
- "2 drunk 2 care" driver held on $600K bond
- WW2 vet to would-be robber: 'You go to hell!'
- Should Men Pay More at All-You-Can-Eat Buffets?
- Dog dies after police prevent neighbor from giving aid after it was hit by a car
- For 5th time in 14 days... a Detroit intruder is killed by Armed Homeowner
- Anti-Kremlin protest draws thousands in Moscow
- Chicago Teachers Union to Mayor Rahm: Improving failed schools full of black kids is RACIST
- Utah woman arrested after 7 dead babies found inside home
- NY man wrongfully jailed for 25 years sues state for $25M
- Casino: World poker champ took $9.6M in card-cheat scam
- 14-Year-Old Allegedly Tweeted Terrorist Threat And Then Freaked Out When American Airlines Responded
- Angry over 22-cent tax on soda, man pulls out submachine gun in store: police
- Canadian mail service to scrap all home deliveries
- Canada Is Considering an Internet Bill That's Like CISPA on Steroids
- Father admits to smoking pot with young children
- Reading, writing and sexual trysts: More than 100 New York City school teachers and employees engaged in 'inappropriate' relationships with students over last five years
- Man Arrested for Sex With Girl, 14, Had Gun, Shovel and Duct Tape in Car: Davie Police
- Woman left with third-degree burns after boyfriend drizzles a melted 5lb GUMMY BEAR on her during sex
- Obama: Right to Vote Under Threat in the US
- Survey shows ObamaCare sending premiums rising at fastest clip in decades
- California school superintendent earning $674,559 suspended
- Ukraine launches anti-terror operation against pro-Russian forces
- 527 potential suspects in French high school rape lead to mass DNA test
- What if the government guaranteed you an income?
- 13-year-old boy known for giving succumbs to brain cancer
- Teacher Fired for Orchestrating Attack on Seventh Grade Student
- Finland just released this amazing, slightly NSFW stamp collection
- 17-year-old Irish boy suffers heart attack after friend squeezes his testicles
- Model kicked out of beauty contest after tweeting topless selfie for charity
- If Scotland goes, it should take Northern Ireland with it
- Bloomberg to spend $50M on new gun control effort in challenge to NRA
- IRS considers taxing work perks like food, gym memberships
- Man arrested after dropping backpack at Boston Marathon finish line
- What should students wear? Who decides? Dress codes can be a real minefield for schools
- Two brothers re-arrested in Pakistan for cannibalism