Charmin claims 'Forever' toilet paper roll can last as long as a month

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Brie Stimson | Fox News


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Just when you may have thought there was nothing new to innovate in toilet paper, Charmin comes out with the “Forever Roll.”

It doesn’t really last forever, but the tagline for the product claims users can go up to a month without running out.

The Forever Roll even comes with a free stand (if you buy three rolls) because regular toilet paper holders aren’t strong or large enough apparently.

The Forever Roll comes in one-user and multi-user sizes with the one-user starting at $5.49. A multi-use roll will set you back $9.99. A three-roll starter kit (with free stand) is on sale for $29.97 plus free shipping. Two of the three starter kits on the website were already sold out.
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The multi-user roll has 1,700 sheets (equal to 185 square feet), is a foot in diameter and weighs two pounds.

Charmin’s website says the company offers a money-back guarantee, saying there’s “nothing to lose but the hassle of changing the roll.”

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:huh:

Because changing the roll of toilet paper is THAT hard for people? :facepalm:

And where would that monstrosity go? There's no room for anything like that in our bathroom.

[Pony]

Pfft, I know girls that could burn through that in a weekend.

[DemonGeminiX]

:huh:

Because changing the roll of toilet paper is THAT hard for people? :facepalm:

And where would that monstrosity go? There's no room for anything like that in our bathroom.

I don't know precisely how big your bathroom is, but I've got a toilet roll stand beside my toilet in my bathroom. Admittedly, my wheelchair accessible bathroom is probably 2-3 times the size of yours.

[RBP]

Pfft, I know girls that could burn through that in a weekend.

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I wanna be the guy standing in line with a 12 pack of those babies and a 20lb bag of bran flakes :thumbsup:

[Muddy]

I would pee on it...

[Hal-9000]

If it's more economical than the cost of four rolls or however the sheet tally works out, why not buy it to save?

[RBP]

I would pee on it...

"If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it"

[Muddy]

Yay Yaaaaeeehhh..!!!!

[Hal-9000]

I peed on a good friend's leg one night. We bonded over the moment :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't know precisely how big your bathroom is, but I've got a toilet roll stand beside my toilet in my bathroom. Admittedly, my wheelchair accessible bathroom is probably 2-3 times the size of yours.

It's not big, neither one of them is. Probably my biggest complaint about the house, the size of the bathrooms.

[Hal-9000]

It's not big, neither one of them is. Probably my biggest complaint about the house, the size of the bathrooms.

Did I hear someone complain about small bathrooms? :)

Check out mine down here. The little mat in front of the toilet won't even fit on the floor. Both sides are rolled up.

Always thankful for what I have, but I'm 6 feet tall and 210 lbs. My feet are almost in the shower ffs :lol:

And with a grand bit of proactive engineering, check out how the door can't even open all the way.

*new vanity shots of the toilet as well :woot:




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[Teh One Who Knocks]

Okay, ours aren't quite THAT small, but not exactly a whole lot bigger though :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Okay, ours aren't quite THAT small, but not exactly a whole lot bigger though :lol:

:dance: finally I win something here


:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Those pics make it look more spacious somehow...I can literally shave at the sink with one foot in the shower. No window so I hope my ass doesn't light anything on fire :oops:

[Pony]

Wow, you even win compared to my bathroom in my 10'x40' trailer. I had to mount the roll hanger on the inside of the vanity door just so I wouldn't hit my knees on it. But it's spacious compared to that. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:woot:

[Hal-9000]

Wow, you even win compared to my bathroom in my 10'x40' trailer. I had to mount the roll hanger on the inside of the vanity door just so I wouldn't hit my knees on it. But it's spacious compared to that. :lol:

So that shower stall is smaller square footage than a phone booth. My world for a lot of years. I've banged girls in there too...everyone but Claustrophobic Katie :lol: :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I can't believe I just posted new toilet pics. WTF is this an instagram story?? :facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance: finally I win something here


:lol:

:shakefist:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can't believe I just posted new toilet pics. WTF is this an instagram story?? :facepalm:

Are you a social media influencer? :-s

[Hal-9000]

Are you a social media influencer? :-s

Welcome to the Toilet-Town channel, with your host hal 'gotta drop a big one' 9000! :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Welcome to the Toilet-Town channel, with your host hal 'gotta drop a big one' 9000! :)

Did you do an unboxing vid when he brought the new toilet in? :-k

[Hal-9000]

Did you do an unboxing vid when he brought the new toilet in? :-k

We both took pictures :oops:

Seriously he took pics on his iPad of the toilet, our water heater, a tag he put on the main shutoff valve for water in our house and some inspection items. He said his boss likes the 'proof pics'.

I made a joke about how his boss doesn't trust him and he said - Yeah, I've been here for over four hours and there is that too :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I demand an unboxing vid :hand:

[Hal-9000]

Imagine a larger, one piece toilet sitting in that space.

Young dude lifted it out of there himself, having to turn it and lift it up through the doorway. Got my immediate respect.

New, smaller toilet came in two pieces and separate boxes. He took all of the trash, so sorry no unboxing vid.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Unboxing vid! :x

[Hal-9000]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5bRD9ag1y0