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Teh One Who Knocks
04-26-2019, 10:29 AM
By Louis Casiano | Fox News


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Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro on Thursday said his government must make men aware of the dangers of poor hygiene after expressing dismay over the 1,000 penis amputations that apparently occur in his country each year.

“In Brazil, we have 1,000 penis amputations a year due to a lack of water and soap,” he said while speaking to reporters in Brasilia after visiting the Education Ministry. “We have to find a way to get out of the bottom of this hole.”

The far-right leader called the figure “ridiculous and sad,” Reuters reported. A spokeswoman for the Brazilian urology society told the news agency the number is based on its official data for penis amputations.

The amputations were conducted out of necessity over untreated infections, along with complications from HIV and various cancers, she said.

Hal-9000
04-26-2019, 04:21 PM
Average penis length is 6 inches, and they do 1000 per year :-k

Carry the one...okay that's 6000 inches per year or 3000 feet. A mile is 5280 feet...

omg that's almost a mile of dick every year!

Teh One Who Knocks
04-26-2019, 04:24 PM
Average penis length is 6 inches, and they do 1000 per year :-k

Carry the one...okay that's 6000 inches per year or 3000 feet. A mile is 5280 feet...

omg that's almost a mile of dick every year!

:ghey:

Hal-9000
04-26-2019, 04:28 PM
from the article :

“We have to find a way to get out of the bottom of this hole.”



Well you won't be using dick :lol:

Griffin
04-26-2019, 05:25 PM
Carry the one...okay that's 6000 inches per year or 3000 feet.



what the fuck kind of schools are you guys runnin up there? :-k

6000/12=500:lol:

Hal-9000
04-26-2019, 05:29 PM
what the fuck kind of schools are you guys runnin up there? :-k

6000/12=500:lol:

I was waiting for Lance but he was too busy insulting me to notice :lol:

Wanted him to say something like -there's 12 inches in a foot - and then I was going to hit him with a gay rebuttal :dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-26-2019, 05:32 PM
I was waiting for Lance but he was too busy insulting me to notice :lol:

Wanted him to say something like -there's 12 inches in a foot - and then I was going to hit him with a gay rebuttal :dance:

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Hal-9000
04-26-2019, 05:35 PM
gay rebuttal...and you left that alone??

Low hanging fruit my friend :lol:




:doh: I did it again!