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Teh One Who Knocks
05-02-2019, 11:06 AM
The Smoking Gun


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A man who stuffed a large Angus beef rib roast worth $62 down the front of his pants at a Florida supermarket had his alleged meat heist spoiled by an alert store employee, according to an arrest report.

Cops say that Eric Worden, 40, jammed a seven-pound rib roast into his pants and then sought to exit a Publix supermarket in Parrish, a Tampa suburb. But Worden’s rib bid late last month was thwarted by a Publix manager who approached the accused thief to “challenge him about the roast concealed in his pants.”

“Alright, you got me,” Worden reportedly declared as he “removed the roast before fleeing out the exit doors” around 8:30 AM.

Worden, seen above, was subsequently apprehended in the shopping plaza where Publix is located. After initially claiming that he had not stolen the rib roast (since he dropped it before fleeing), Worden acknowledged putting the meat down his pants, and that he had no money to pay for the rib roast.

After its stay inside Worden's pants, the rib roast was discarded “due to contamination,” cops reported.

Worden was charged with misdemeanor theft and booked into the county jail. Now free on $500 bond, Worden has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor count. Worden has a lengthy rap sheet, which includes time in state prison for burglary and trafficking in stolen property.

DemonGeminiX
05-02-2019, 11:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7jMk7x7Hok

Hal-9000
05-02-2019, 04:08 PM
I don't blame him. Up here a very average cut of roast is 8.99/lb and we grow cows as an export item ffs :x

If I want to do crockpot roast beef I really have to budget for it. A four pound roast with all of the vegetables can easily run over 50 dollars.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-02-2019, 04:10 PM
I don't blame him. Up here a very average cut of roast is 8.99/lb and we grow cows as an export item ffs :x

If I want to do crockpot roast beef I really have to budget for it. A four pound roast with all of the vegetables can easily run over 50 dollars.

It's the same way here. Between Colorado and Nebraska we raise a fuckton on beef and the good stuff (not the grade D stuff :lol: ) when it's not on sale is usually between $9/lb and $15/lb depending on the cut.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-02-2019, 04:11 PM
I don't blame him. Up here a very average cut of roast is 8.99/lb and we grow cows as an export item ffs :x

If I want to do crockpot roast beef I really have to budget for it. A four pound roast with all of the vegetables can easily run over 50 dollars.

You could have gotten the one in the story at a discount I bet :-k


After its stay inside Worden's pants, the rib roast was discarded “due to contamination,” cops reported.

Hal-9000
05-02-2019, 04:11 PM
It's the same way here. Between Colorado and Nebraska we raise a fuckton on beef and the good stuff (not the grade D stuff :lol: ) when it's not on sale is usually between $9/lb and $15/lb depending on the cut.

Nothing worse than doing a slow cook on high for eight hours, house smells fantastic and then when you cut into the cow/horse it's tough and chewy :x