After Brief Reign, Toilet Snake™ Is Replaced By Kitchen Alligator™ As Florida’s King Of The Reptiles

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The Smoking Gun


https://i.imgur.com/WSR8b25.jpg

Sorry, Toilet Snake, you have been replaced by Kitchen Alligator.

Police were called early this morning to a Clearwater, Florida residence after the homeowner reported that an 11-foor alligator broke into the condo via a ground-level window.

The 3 AM home invader was subsequently corralled by a trapper (but not before the alligator toppled furniture and broke a bottle of wine). Cops reported that there were no injuries during the incident.

The Clearwater home where the alligator briefly resided is adjacent to the 11th green at the Gary Player-designed Countryside Country Club. The hole includes a large lake from which the alligator may have emerged.

https://i.imgur.com/QfOQoBO.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gB88DcX.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Did that dude duct tape the alligator's mouth?


:rofl: yes

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did that dude duct tape the alligator's mouth?


:rofl: yes

You've never seen them do that before? :lol:

I've seen that lots of times when they wrangle gators on TV :lol:

How would you like to awaken to that in the middle of the night though :shock:

[Hal-9000]

I guess the 'trapper' did that, not the homeowner.

Still a ballsy move :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How do you know you're good at alligator wrangling? You don't get eaten on the first day of work? :-k

[Hal-9000]

How do you know you're good at alligator wrangling? You don't get eaten on the first day of work? :-k

Yeah the guy with one arm holding his resume may not be the best choice...