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RBP
06-21-2019, 04:35 PM
We are a thoughtful crew who cares about the future. We should share sage life advice for future generations.

I'll start...

Position the new stick of butter on the butter dish carefully and precisely. Once it softens it's very difficult to recenter it.

Who's next?
DemonGeminiX
06-21-2019, 04:37 PM
Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow. - Frank Zappa
Noilly Pratt
06-21-2019, 07:55 PM
Don't be like me and wait 19 years to replace your tank water heater - tears of rust were coming down from the top of it.

It slowly disintegrates, if you're lucky, after 10 years and will give you less and less service, leaving you to wonder why the dishwasher isn't cleaning as well as it used to.

Oh, and wear sunscreen.
Griffin
06-22-2019, 08:16 PM
When weed eating the dog yard keep your lips tightly closed.
lost in melb.
06-22-2019, 10:03 PM
Fuck well while you can...
Griffin
06-22-2019, 10:51 PM
Fuck well while you can...

...if not well then just do it often.
KevinD
06-22-2019, 11:21 PM
Smoke, drink, laugh, cry, fight and party. It's all downhill anyway.
RBP
06-23-2019, 06:37 AM
Not my quote, but quoting a female on Reddit.

"Keep his belly full and his balls empty"

Edit: Reminds me of the simplicity of men.

Feed us.
Fuck us.
Don't bug us.
RBP
06-23-2019, 06:38 AM
Learn to love cooking, it will bring you much joy.
DemonGeminiX
06-23-2019, 08:17 AM
Learn to love cooking, it will bring you much joy.

Unless you really suck at it, then get a well-paying job, 'cause you're gonna be eating out often.
Muddy
06-23-2019, 11:57 AM
Smoove is da ruffness.
lost in melb.
06-23-2019, 01:11 PM
Smoove is da ruffness.
:bong:

:tup:
Hal-9000
06-24-2019, 05:10 PM
Find out what you love and let it kill you.
Teh One Who Knocks
07-09-2019, 02:14 PM
Just because something is 'old school' or 'retro' don't dismiss it out of hand. Sometimes the older things still are better/do a better job than something 'new and improved'.
Hal-9000
07-09-2019, 05:17 PM
Instead of worrying about what the world thinks of you, worry about what the person in the mirror thinks.

Guilt, regret and remorse are for life.
Godfather
07-10-2019, 03:40 AM
Instead of worrying about what the world thinks of you, worry about what the person in the mirror thinks.

Guilt, regret and remorse are for life.

I always loved this Eleanor Roosevelt quote: “You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do."