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Deepsepia
02-13-2011, 10:18 PM
Semen in yogurt linked to NM grocery store worker

Police have matched DNA taken from a 31-year-old man to semen found in a yogurt sample that was offered at an Albuquerque grocery store.

The Associated Press

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. —

Police have matched DNA taken from a 31-year-old man to semen found in a yogurt sample that was offered at an Albuquerque grocery store.

Albuquerque Police Department spokeswoman Trish Hoffman said Thursday an investigation is continuing but the man faces a potential charge for battery.

Hoffman says Food and Drug Administration authorities are also looking into the case and might pursue a federal felony charge for food tampering.

Police responded to the Sunflower Market in northwest Albuquerque on Jan. 26 after a woman called 911 and reported a store employee had given her what she was told was a yogurt sample. The woman told police she believed it was actually a bodily fluid.

Hoffman says the man was arrested on an unrelated warrant.

Southern Belle
02-13-2011, 10:19 PM
ewwwwww

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 10:21 PM
Nasty!! Did she eat it, I wonder!?

Southern Belle
02-13-2011, 10:22 PM
She must have to know it was body fluids.

Dr Death
02-13-2011, 10:27 PM
THAT is why I don't eat yogart! [-(

traveler
02-13-2011, 10:29 PM
Horribly sad story. I mean if you wanna deliver your load to your ladies mouth, don't you wanna enjoy it??????

Deepsepia
02-13-2011, 10:34 PM
THAT is why I don't eat yogart! [-(

Seems to me, if you fire up the 'ol DNA sequencer, there'd be a bit more of "Dan" in "Danon" than we might like . . .

Dr Death
02-13-2011, 10:35 PM
:lol:

Southern Belle
02-13-2011, 10:39 PM
I like yogurt though:yumyum:

Deepsepia
02-13-2011, 10:44 PM
I like yogurt though:yumyum:

and old dudes love making it for you . ..

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/572/AAA9EB00-2F3D-4DC1-A7A0-110906B15923/42-18608765.jpg

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 10:48 PM
Oh, you guys are gross! I will never eat yoghurt again!

traveler
02-13-2011, 10:53 PM
Oh, you guys are gross! I will never eat yoghurt again!

You're not a fan of man yogurt??? :(

Deepsepia
02-13-2011, 10:56 PM
Oh, you guys are gross! I will never eat yoghurt again!

What if yoghurt said it had reservations for two at Tetsuya's?

Think of it as a "yoghurt appetizer" . . .

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 11:02 PM
You're not a fan of man yogurt??? :(

It's a different story if you know who it came from!

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 11:04 PM
What if yoghurt said it had reservations for two at Tetsuya's?

Think of it as a "yoghurt appetizer" . . .

Same as above, You really need to know who it came from, otherwise its just feral!!

traveler
02-13-2011, 11:04 PM
It's a different story if you know who it came from!

*props the world back on it's natural axis*

AntZ
02-13-2011, 11:05 PM
She must have to know it was body fluids.

One of the other stories I read about this had a little more detail. She said that when she tried the yogurt, she said immediately that it tasted like semen! :-s

I wounder what the cops first thought? What ever you say Ms., we'll take your word for it! :hand:

Deepsepia
02-13-2011, 11:07 PM
Same as above, You really need to know who it came from, otherwise its just feral!!

Yes, that does happen down your way a bit, doesn't it?

http://picload.org/image/aiapal/firefoxscreensna.jpg

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 11:08 PM
:lol:

AntZ
02-13-2011, 11:11 PM
Shopper Ingested Semen-Tainted Yogurt Sample

Lab tests confirm New Mexico woman’s suspicion




FEBRUARY 7--Confirming the suspicions of a New Mexico woman, a yogurt sample provided to her last month by a grocery clerk contained semen, according to test results that prompted police to secure a search warrant authorizing them to collect blood and DNA samples from the suspect.

The disclosure that the yogurt sample from an Albuquerque market tested positive for “sperm cells” and saliva is contained in a search warrant affidavit seeking blood and DNA samples from Anthony Garcia, the 31-year-old suspect.

The January 28 warrant, which was approved by a District Court judge, notes that the samples were needed to “make sure Mr. Garcia does not have any illness or disease that could harm” the victim, whose name TSG has redacted from court documents due to the nature of the incident.

When police arrived to investigate the January 25 incident at the Sunflower Farmers Market, they arrested Garcia after determining he was the subject of two outstanding warrants connected to a 2009 bust for criminal sexual contact with a minor. Garcia is pictured in the above mug shot.

According to a police report, the 28-year-old victim was shopping with her daughter in the store’s cereal aisle when she was approached by Garcia, who worked in the store’s dairy department. After accepting Garcia’s offer of a yogurt sample, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops reported, “said it tasted like ‘semen.’”

In a handwritten statement, the woman said, “I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset.” The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.”

The woman paid for her groceries and returned home, where she told her boyfriend about the incident. She told of how Garcia had “just come with one sample just for me,” and that “he was so pushy to tell me how taste it.” The woman and her boyfriend eventually returned to the market, where they summoned police.

When questioned by cops, an “extremely nervous” Garcia denied putting bodily fluids in the yogurt container, which he admitted discarding in a trash compactor after the woman complained about the sample’s taste.

An Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson said today that blood and DNA samples have been collected from the incarcerated Garcia, and that results from lab tests are expected later this week.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/shopper-ingested-semen-tainted-yogurt-sample

Deepsepia
02-13-2011, 11:20 PM
When police arrived to investigate the January 25 incident at the Sunflower Farmers Market, they arrested Garcia after determining he was the subject of two outstanding warrants connected to a 2009 bust for criminal sexual contact with a minor. Garcia is pictured in the above mug shot.

What's with Sunflower Farmer's Market, btw?



CEO arrested in child prostitution sting
CEO for Sunflower Farmers Market resigns

Updated: Sunday, 13 Feb 2011, 5:05 PM CST
Published : Sunday, 13 Feb 2011, 4:58 PM CST

PHOENIX, Arizona - The CEO for large grocery store chain has resigned following an arrest in a child prostitution sting.

Michael Gilliland, CEO for Sunflower Farmers Market, is accused of soliciting sex from an underage girl.

According to Phoenix, Arizona police Gilliland was one of eight people arrested in a sting operation Thursday. Police say Gilliland solicited someone online for sex who had identified themselves as a minor. Police say Gilliland arranged to meet the girl at a hotel and pay for sexual intercourse, allegedly driving to the hotel for the meeting.

He is charged with felony child prostitution.

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/kxan-austin-ceo-arrested-in-child-prostitution-sting-ts



http://picload.org/image/aiapoc/sunflowerpedo.jpg

DemonGeminiX
02-13-2011, 11:47 PM
In a handwritten statement, the woman said, “I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset.” The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.”

I don't know why, but this is making me laugh so hard.

:lol:

Dr. Girlfriend
02-14-2011, 03:41 AM
So what's the story with mayonnaise then?

Hal-9000
02-14-2011, 10:19 PM
One of the other stories I read about this had a little more detail. She said that when she tried the yogurt, she said immediately that it tasted like semen! :-s

I wounder what the cops first thought? What ever you say Ms., we'll take your word for it! :hand:

Yes I read your larger article and she immediately knew it tasted like cum (gross and disgusting etc)...

must suck to be her boyfriend :lol:

Hal-9000
02-14-2011, 10:31 PM
Seems to me, if you fire up the 'ol DNA sequencer, there'd be a bit more of "Dan" in "Danon" than we might like . . .

:lol: tres bien Deep

MrsM
02-14-2011, 11:14 PM
Ok - Just found the thread and all I can say is :ewww::yuck:

It wouldn't be too hard to taste semen - has a pretty distinct taste.

Would have been funny if she tried it again - just to confirm that it tasted like cum :)

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 12:01 AM
and old dudes love making it for you . ..

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/572/AAA9EB00-2F3D-4DC1-A7A0-110906B15923/42-18608765.jpg:ewww:

Hal-9000
02-16-2011, 01:24 AM
I bought 2 cups of yogurt today...seemed to be semen free although I'm not expert