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Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2019, 11:10 AM
Omari Allen - Foodbeast


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As a vegan I’ve tried many “alternative proteins,” some decent, others horrible. I can say that over the years things have definitely improved and will continue to. Alternative meat options most often come in the form of processed plant stuff: soy, seitan, tempeh and more recently, pea protein. Recently, vegans have definitely become very resourceful. For instance, I just tried a banana peel burger. Yes, a burger that was made from banana peels. When I first heard about it I thought it was a funny vegan joke. Turns out that when cooked, banana peels have a potato-like consistency. Sounds crazy right? Crazy delicious.

Speaking of crazy, this month plant-based brand by CHLOE. launched a CARROT dog in collaboration with Harry & Ida’s Meat & Supply Co. and Guinness World Record holder for competitive eating, Takeru Kobayashi. This dog is made entirely of carrot, New York-style, with no processed plant stuff. The carrot is hand-picked, cured, smoked AND aged for five days. Let that marinate.

Samantha Wasser, founder of by CHLOE., came up with the idea following the success of their smoked watermelon ham. The smoked watermelon ham was in collaboration with Ducks Eatery, another restaurant from Harry & Ida’s owners Will & Julie Horowitz. Wasser said:

“Our goal is to offer our guests clean, yet satisfying plant-based options without any artificial flavors or foreign ingredients, and the Carrot Dog aligns perfectly with our mission. I was completely blown away by Will & Julie’s creativity and knew we needed to work together to introduce The Carrot Dog to the world!”

Each carrot is hand-picked, “perfectly-sized” and cured with salt, pepper, garlic and oregano, then smoked over local oak and maple woods. Five days later, a “natural casing” is created in what mimics the look of a traditional dog. Finally, the carrot dog is grilled. Apparently the dog took 1.5 years and 100 tries of playing with smoked vegetables to get right.

To give the launch an additional boost, by CHLOE. is teaming with competitive eating legend, six time Guinness World Record holder, Takeru Kobayashi. Kobayashi, who lives a mostly plant-based diet between competitions said:

“As a hot dog master, I’ve seen and tried many vegetarian hot dogs, and personally hadn’t found one that I enjoy until I tried by CHLOE.’s new Carrot Dog. The smoky taste of the carrot in the bun is something really unique and different, and I love that it’s made with only carrots and no processed ingredients.”

The Carrot Dog has been available at all stateside by CHLOE. locations since July 1st, and will be offered for $6.75.

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DemonGeminiX
07-23-2019, 11:16 AM
Just eat a fucking hot dog already. There's a reason why you're trying to make your crazy boring bullshit look like real food... you really want real food, dumbass.

Muddy
07-23-2019, 01:02 PM
Disgusto.

Hal-9000
07-23-2019, 05:40 PM
Just eat a fucking hot dog already. There's a reason why you're trying to make your crazy boring bullshit look like real food... you really want real food, dumbass.

Hey I'll eat a dog anytime but calling them real food might be a stretch :lol: I've heard some scary stories about what goes into wieners.

Hal-9000
07-23-2019, 05:47 PM
This is old timey; my Dad used to work at a meat packing plant years ago.

I used to eat a lot of hot dogs for lunch and when he saw me having one he'd say - If you ever saw what was put in those things, you'd never eat one again.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2019, 05:49 PM
This is old timey; my Dad used to work at a meat packing plant years ago.

I used to eat a lot of hot dogs for lunch and when he saw me having one he'd say - If you ever saw what was put in those things, you'd never eat one again.

That's what everyone says though :lol: ...they still are yummy :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2019, 05:49 PM
Better than a smoked and aged carrot FFS :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2019, 05:53 PM
Better than a smoked and aged carrot FFS :lol:

I thought the same thing.

How much voodoo are they throwing into making plant matter taste like meat?

Is the mystery meat still better for you because of all of the plant shenanigans? :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2019, 05:57 PM
That's what everyone says though :lol: ...they still are yummy :hand:

He never ate one the entire time I knew him. He would buy smokies though and they were fantastic. He used to buy a certain brand of smokies and I think they were certified no beaks or hooves.

One day I brought home some wieners that had cheese inserted inside and as we ate them, my Mom said something like - Oh hal this cheese stuff is squirting everywhere!

I replied - Ya Mom, those dinks have some pretty big veins of cheese in them!

She stopped eating and left the table. My Dad said I crossed a line and should probably cool it :lol: :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2019, 05:59 PM
:rofl:

Hal-9000
07-23-2019, 06:06 PM
supplemental info - My Mom and Dad never used much profanity and didn't talk about sexual stuff, ever.

The odd time when my Mom was frying sausages she would ask - How many dinks do you want? I guess I laughed so hard the first time the term stuck and became common in our house.

Until I ruined it :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2019, 06:08 PM
:lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2019, 06:10 PM
I'm trying to remember the name of those hot dogs with the veins of cheese in them...they were pretty good.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2019, 06:17 PM
I'm trying to remember the name of those hot dogs with the veins of cheese in them...they were pretty good.

I've seen lots of brands that do that

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Hal-9000
07-23-2019, 06:19 PM
I've seen lots of brands that do that

https://i.imgur.com/5SNWEPg.png

Mine may have been Ball Park but I'm sure the packaging was different and it was white cheese, not cheddar.

They were a bit larger than normal too. Just deadly when BBQ'ed :yumyum:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2019, 06:26 PM
Hot dogs are a lot better now than when they were when we were kids :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2019, 06:39 PM
Ya my pops worked at the meat packing plant when he was a teen...so late 40's early 50's.

When they didn't have to tell you what your food contained by law :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2019, 06:49 PM
Ya my pops worked at the meat packing plant when he was a teen...so late 40's early 50's.

When they didn't have to tell you what your food contained by law :lol:

Mmmmmm....snouts and entrails :homer: