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Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2019, 11:15 AM
By Anthony Blair - The Daily Star


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A WOMAN has claimed she travelled through time to the year 3500 to get impregnated by an alien.

Speaking to camera, the unknown woman said: "I am pregnant from an alien.

"Five months from now, I will give birth to a child who will be a mix of a human and an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy.

"I don't know what to do, I can't even imagine the solution to this."

In the eight-minute YouTube clip, the woman - whose face is pixellated throughout - claims her story began when she was 18 and studying chemistry at a university in Paris.

There, she alleges she discovered a mysterious room containing a time machine called "the iron mass".

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She then began working in the time machine room, helping other staff at the university.

In the video, it is alleged time travel was discovered in the 1970s, but has been banned ever since.

Finally, after a year of working as an assistant on the time travel machine, she was chosen as part of a team of 20 to the year 3500.

But there, she says, they were captured by aliens, after "the world had turned into a war zone".

They were also stopped from travelling back to the present due to "radioactive and magnetic waves".

She only hinted at the horrors she allegedly experienced under the alien control.

The unnamed woman said: "I won't go into details because the pain, humiliation and torture we went through was inhumane."

Her far-fetched claims were made on the YouTube channel ApexTV, which specialises in paranormal and mysterious news.

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'EVIDENCE': The woman holds up a supposed ultrascan of the half-alien baby

Some of their most popular videos featured "Noah" a so-called time traveller from the year 2030 who claimed to have travelled to the past and the future.

In one video, Noah said he had taken a picture of a dinosaur from 66million years ago.

The "time traveller" also made shock claims about Donald Trump and aliens.

DemonGeminiX
07-23-2019, 11:19 AM
You're about 30 years too late, a borough in NY elected your baby to the House of Representatives already. Thanks, by the way, you fucking asshole.

Hal-9000
07-23-2019, 05:20 PM
You're about 30 years too late, a borough in NY elected your baby to the House of Representatives already. Thanks, by the way, you fucking asshole.

Ooooh alien OAC :burn:

Hal-9000
07-23-2019, 05:21 PM
Her uni title was assistant time machine helper :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2019, 05:22 PM
Again, just mocking :|

Hal-9000
07-23-2019, 05:27 PM
Yeah pretty much :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2019, 05:28 PM
I hope that when the baby is born it seeks you and Goof out and eats both your faces off [-(

Hal-9000
07-23-2019, 05:33 PM
Her timeline is a little suspect :-k

"claims her story began when she was 18 and studying chemistry at a university in Paris."

"they were also stopped from travelling back to the present due to "radioactive and magnetic waves".

"In the video, it is alleged time travel was discovered in the 1970s, but has been banned ever since."

So she found the time machine when she was 18, traveled to 3500, got knocked up, could not return to her current timeline....so she returned when and is how old now?

Hal-9000
07-23-2019, 05:33 PM
Holy shitsnacks I'm actually trying to apply logic to this :rofl: