Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2019, 10:15 AM
By Hana R. Alberts - New York Post
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Open up a can of whoopee!
Alcoholic beverage maker Four Loko — best known for its dangerous cocktail of booze and caffeine, even though the latter is no longer in its recipes — has teamed up with sex toy company Fleshlight to produce a somewhat deceptive gadget called “Sex in a Can.”
The product, released this week, comes in a red camouflage-patterned can that looks like a Four Loko drink. But unscrew the top, and the 9.75-inch-long cylinder actually contains a pink, flesh-like orifice. The “masturbation sleeve” serves as a replica of the female anatomy and is designed for men to simulate intercourse.
Meme makers Pizzaslime claim to be the catalyst behind what it calls “the orchestration of combining the two legendary brands” for “an innovative and cutting-edge sexual experience.”
“Like most people, you’ve probably thought to yourself ‘Wouldn’t it be cool if I could have sex with a Four Loko?'” Pizzaslime wrote in an Intagram post that has photos of the product with its the most graphic sections blurred out. “Now you can (if you have a penis). YOU ARE WELCOME, WORLD!”
B0EVaVbBvEO
The Sex in a Can toy — which costs a suggestive $69 — comes with a brown paper bag, which furthers the illusion that it’s a drink when the top is on.
The Fleshlight website, where the product is being sold, says it’s a limited-edition collaboration but doesn’t specify how many are being produced.
https://i.imgur.com/joRXpV8.jpg
Open up a can of whoopee!
Alcoholic beverage maker Four Loko — best known for its dangerous cocktail of booze and caffeine, even though the latter is no longer in its recipes — has teamed up with sex toy company Fleshlight to produce a somewhat deceptive gadget called “Sex in a Can.”
The product, released this week, comes in a red camouflage-patterned can that looks like a Four Loko drink. But unscrew the top, and the 9.75-inch-long cylinder actually contains a pink, flesh-like orifice. The “masturbation sleeve” serves as a replica of the female anatomy and is designed for men to simulate intercourse.
Meme makers Pizzaslime claim to be the catalyst behind what it calls “the orchestration of combining the two legendary brands” for “an innovative and cutting-edge sexual experience.”
“Like most people, you’ve probably thought to yourself ‘Wouldn’t it be cool if I could have sex with a Four Loko?'” Pizzaslime wrote in an Intagram post that has photos of the product with its the most graphic sections blurred out. “Now you can (if you have a penis). YOU ARE WELCOME, WORLD!”
B0EVaVbBvEO
The Sex in a Can toy — which costs a suggestive $69 — comes with a brown paper bag, which furthers the illusion that it’s a drink when the top is on.
The Fleshlight website, where the product is being sold, says it’s a limited-edition collaboration but doesn’t specify how many are being produced.