Teh One Who Knocks
07-30-2019, 11:53 AM
By Michael Moran - The Daily Star
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FACEBOOK users are desperate to know the secret behind a rash of mystery graffiti.
Walls and buildings all over Frankston, in Melbourne, Australia, have been sprayed with the message: “Chris, you need to talk to me before baby is born, or don’t bother after.”
A selection of photos of the mystery message was posted on the Frankston community page, with the plea: “Chris... Can you please just call her before she destroys the whole city? “
But people are fascinated by the curious massage, and are desperate to know what it means. The message has spread around the world, collecting hundreds of shares and comments as social media users are getting increasingly invested in the story of Chris and the baby.
Presumably Chris is an expectant mother – or maybe father?
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Kevin Park joked: “Classic Chris.
“Clearly one of those locations is the point of conception, and inside of Chris' domain.”
Another joker, Kevin Dransfield, added: “Such a romantic voyage through their relationship. Remember the halcyon days Paris, Vienna, Prague! Bins down the park, alleyway near underpass.”
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And a few people have some quite harsh words to say about the mystery spray-painter: Matt Dozier said: “Can't keep legs crossed so commits vandalism. I'd say he's well shot of that nutjob” and Dianne Pratt Chalmers agreed, saying “No wonder Chris has done a runner!”
Some people have wondered if the truth is more complicated than that. Stephen Hazell theorised: “Chris is her obstetrician or midwife. It would definitely be too late for them to get in contact after her baby was born.”
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Hundreds upon hundreds of people on the Angry People in Local newspapers group have tagged in Chrises that they know, asking whether they’re the Chris in question, but Phillip Vidler warned any potential responders: “Don’t do it Chris – it's a trap!”
But why did the mystery writer choose such an odd method of communication?
Anne-Marie Harley, invoking the spirit of Ockham’s Razor, has the simplest explanation: “Obvs ran out of credit!”
https://i.imgur.com/andrbfn.jpg
FACEBOOK users are desperate to know the secret behind a rash of mystery graffiti.
Walls and buildings all over Frankston, in Melbourne, Australia, have been sprayed with the message: “Chris, you need to talk to me before baby is born, or don’t bother after.”
A selection of photos of the mystery message was posted on the Frankston community page, with the plea: “Chris... Can you please just call her before she destroys the whole city? “
But people are fascinated by the curious massage, and are desperate to know what it means. The message has spread around the world, collecting hundreds of shares and comments as social media users are getting increasingly invested in the story of Chris and the baby.
Presumably Chris is an expectant mother – or maybe father?
https://i.imgur.com/1uZu3ne.jpg
Kevin Park joked: “Classic Chris.
“Clearly one of those locations is the point of conception, and inside of Chris' domain.”
Another joker, Kevin Dransfield, added: “Such a romantic voyage through their relationship. Remember the halcyon days Paris, Vienna, Prague! Bins down the park, alleyway near underpass.”
https://i.imgur.com/qpbNoTI.jpg
And a few people have some quite harsh words to say about the mystery spray-painter: Matt Dozier said: “Can't keep legs crossed so commits vandalism. I'd say he's well shot of that nutjob” and Dianne Pratt Chalmers agreed, saying “No wonder Chris has done a runner!”
Some people have wondered if the truth is more complicated than that. Stephen Hazell theorised: “Chris is her obstetrician or midwife. It would definitely be too late for them to get in contact after her baby was born.”
https://i.imgur.com/Y9d1oOY.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/YXnXGJY.jpg
Hundreds upon hundreds of people on the Angry People in Local newspapers group have tagged in Chrises that they know, asking whether they’re the Chris in question, but Phillip Vidler warned any potential responders: “Don’t do it Chris – it's a trap!”
But why did the mystery writer choose such an odd method of communication?
Anne-Marie Harley, invoking the spirit of Ockham’s Razor, has the simplest explanation: “Obvs ran out of credit!”