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Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 06:01 PM
Please bin this within 6 hours, thanks :thumbsup:


I have absolutely nothing to do at work today, yet I must look busy.
Someone please talk to me :|

Subject matter is unimportant and random pictures are welcome.




thx,
lonely hal

Loser
07-15-2011, 06:07 PM
I kinda let the cat outa the bag hal, go look at the post your desktop thread :oops:

Goofy
07-15-2011, 06:07 PM
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3406/tumblrlmy2so2pee1qjj2ui.jpg (http://img163.imageshack.us/i/tumblrlmy2so2pee1qjj2ui.jpg/)

8-[

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 06:07 PM
I'm gonna put two markers up my nose and do my walrus imitation...the boys at work always appreciate that :face:

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 06:08 PM
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3406/tumblrlmy2so2pee1qjj2ui.jpg (http://img163.imageshack.us/i/tumblrlmy2so2pee1qjj2ui.jpg/)

8-[

:lol: nice

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 06:09 PM
I kinda let the cat outa the bag hal, go look at the post your desktop thread :oops:

erm...where is my desktop thread? :oops:

Goofy
07-15-2011, 06:10 PM
erm...where is my desktop thread? :oops:

At a guess id say sfw pictures section..............

redred
07-15-2011, 06:13 PM
:fail:

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 06:13 PM
At a guess id say sfw pictures section..............

'admin'

show up for a bloody meeting would you :lol:

Goofy
07-15-2011, 06:14 PM
'admin'

show up for a bloody meeting would you :lol:

:slap: Admin DECIDE when there's gonna be a meeting............. and we don't want one [-(















Although Jay does enjoy a good meating :-k

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 06:16 PM
gonna have to hit google maps to find threads in this joint :lol:

Goofy
07-15-2011, 06:17 PM
gonna have to hit google maps to find threads in this joint :lol:

or you could just use the search function like regular people :)

























Oops, forgot you were Canadian :facepalm:
























:banana:

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 06:19 PM
Search for this you haggis spewin wankmaster! :x

ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip












:oops: maybe not the best choice of words

Loser
07-15-2011, 06:19 PM
AND he totally missed the point of me telling him about it...:lol:

Goofy
07-15-2011, 06:22 PM
Search for this you haggis spewin wankmaster! :x

ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip












:oops: maybe not the best choice of words

I think we maybe have to organise a search party :-k

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 06:22 PM
Numb-skull = me :oops:


my mind is a million miles away today, sorry

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 06:23 PM
*does walrus imitation.....nude walrus*

DemonGeminiX
07-15-2011, 06:25 PM
*does walrus imitation.....nude walrus*

I don't want to be the Eggman anymore.

:|

Goofy
07-15-2011, 06:25 PM
AND he totally missed the point of me telling him about it...:lol:

I saw it, i saw it! :cheerlead:


*does walrus imitation.....nude walrus*

Koo koo kachoo? :-k

Loser
07-15-2011, 06:27 PM
I don't want to be the Eggman anymore.

:|

Always thought they said Apeman.....:-k

Goofy
07-15-2011, 06:28 PM
Always thought they said Apeman.....:-k

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, i am the walrus....... coo coo catchoo :tup:

DemonGeminiX
07-15-2011, 06:29 PM
So it's a support group now?

:lol:

Loser
07-15-2011, 06:30 PM
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, i am the walrus....... coo coo catchoo :tup:

Wow, the song kinda makes sense now...:lol:

Goofy
07-15-2011, 06:30 PM
I know nothing :shifty:

Goofy
07-15-2011, 06:30 PM
Wow, the song kinda makes sense now...:lol:

:dance:

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 06:43 PM
Wow, the song kinda makes sense now...:lol:

welcome to idgits row :lol:

take a chair

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 06:44 PM
I know nothing :shifty:

:x :x :x

have I ever told you how much I hate posting with management? No?

:lol: bastids

Jezter
07-15-2011, 07:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BMlor.jpg

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 07:47 PM
I love the crazy durrrr dog :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-15-2011, 08:18 PM
or you could just use the search function like regular people :)

























Oops, forgot you were Canadian :facepalm:
























:banana:

:burn:

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 08:34 PM
Jeebus Cripes! :x

the evil head of the CSR's is over here right now as we have an important inventory to count on Monday...she's trying to be my boss ffs because my supervisor leaves at 2:30PM.

how do I politely tell someone to fuck off without losing my job?

Teh One Who Knocks
07-15-2011, 08:36 PM
Say it in Farsi so she doesn't understand :tup:

Noilly Pratt
07-15-2011, 08:38 PM
Roll your eyes to the back of your head then say some gibberish. Then blame it on "speaking in tongues". Then say "have you found a new life in Jesus Christ?" or "Would you like to come to our support group?"

She'll run... :D

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 08:40 PM
Say it in Farsi so she doesn't understand :tup:

We had a plan in place for Monday...now she's telling people what to do and wants to get started today.
1/2 of our staff leaves in less than an hour and every time we jump the gun on a project, we end up redoing it.

I'll try Farsi then the fuckU dialect, maybe she'll understand that.....it's been a long week and I want to post for the balance of the day :lol:

Noilly Pratt
07-15-2011, 08:42 PM
Call her boss, but pronounce it like you have a Brooklyn accent...."Yo! Hey bawuusss"

Noilly Pratt
07-15-2011, 08:43 PM
Just think "I belong to the Feckawi tribe as in "where the feckawi?" (feck are we)

Hal-9000
07-15-2011, 08:44 PM
I just walked in from lunch, walked over to her and asked - You still here? Why???


no love lost between us :lol:

Goofy
07-16-2011, 11:00 AM
:x :x :x

have I ever told you how much I hate posting with management? No?

:lol: bastids

:dance: I think this is the first time ive abused my powers.......... it felt good :twisted:

Hal-9000
07-17-2011, 07:40 PM
was supposed to be a temp, junk thread on Friday at work...


I can't even remember the original thread title :lol: TOAST IT!

DemonGeminiX
07-17-2011, 07:45 PM
:hand:

It's crispy enough in here. No more toasting.

[-(

Hal-9000
07-17-2011, 07:46 PM
Eject the thread!

DemonGeminiX
07-17-2011, 07:47 PM
:-s

But I like it in here.

Goofy
07-17-2011, 08:37 PM
I can't even remember the original thread title :lol:

'A Temp Thread..'

:lol:

Hal-9000
07-18-2011, 02:00 PM
make the bad thread go away daddy :(

Teh One Who Knocks
07-18-2011, 02:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QJ8a1.jpg

Joebob034
07-18-2011, 08:26 PM
I thought you already came out of the closet

PorkChopSandwiches
07-18-2011, 08:30 PM
Jeebus Cripes! :x

the evil head of the CSR's is over here right now as we have an important inventory to count on Monday...she's trying to be my boss ffs because my supervisor leaves at 2:30PM.

how do I politely tell someone to fuck off without losing my job?

I had a VP at my company try to "be my boss" I told him he was a fucking idiot and to get the fuck out of my office. At first it didn't go to well, but in the long run he has always been polite and making requests instead of demands. I feel it was a win win for me ;)

Hal-9000
07-18-2011, 10:27 PM
I had a VP at my company try to "be my boss" I told him he was a fucking idiot and to get the fuck out of my office. At first it didn't go to well, but in the long run he has always been polite and making requests instead of demands. I feel it was a win win for me ;)

I had a very large sales rep (dude is 6'5'', used to play football) who is known for being abrupt and rude, give me a mouthful one day on the phone.I hung up on him, telling him I can't listen to his ranting and the next sound you hear will be - fuck you.

He drove over with a can of Pepsi and a Christmas bow on it...and apologized.I thought he was going to kill me :lol: We've been friends ever since.

minz
07-18-2011, 10:29 PM
I had a very large sales rep (dude is 6'5'', used to play football) who is known for being abrupt and rude, give me a mouthful one day.

So this is the reason for this thread? :huh:

Hal-9000
07-18-2011, 10:30 PM
So this is the reason for this thread? :huh:

:shock:


:burn:







:-k hey wait

DemonGeminiX
07-18-2011, 10:43 PM
Hahahahaha!!!

:dance:

PorkChopSandwiches
07-19-2011, 03:42 PM
I had a very large sales rep (dude is 6'5'', used to play football) who is known for being abrupt and rude, give me a mouthful one day on the phone.I hung up on him, telling him I can't listen to his ranting and the next sound you hear will be - fuck you.

He drove over with a can of Pepsi and a Christmas bow on it...and apologized.I thought he was going to kill me :lol: We've been friends ever since.

:tup: