Drunk driver busted when cops find gas pump nozzle attached to Range Rover

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Joshua Rhett Miller - New York Post


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What a Masshole!

A woman was busted in Massachusetts for drunk driving after cops found her driving with a gas pump nozzle attached to her Range Rover, police said Wednesday.

“Drunk drivers always think they can drive fine,” police in Wilmington posted on Facebook Tuesday. “In addition to her inability to stay in her own traffic lane, there was something else about her vehicle [that] caught other motorists’ attention.”

Authorities in Middlesex County identified the woman as Alicia Esquilin, 24, of Hudson, New Hampshire, the Boston Globe reports. She was arraigned Monday on charges of operating under the influence of liquor, negligent operations of a motor vehicle and an open container violation, according to the newspaper.

Police told Boston.com that the gas nozzle was later returned to its “rightful owner,” an AL Prime Energy gas station in Woburn — about six miles away.

Esquilin, who could not be reached for comment, is expected back in court on Oct. 16, the Globe reports.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

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I know a similar one close to home...chick who used to work for my sister in the 90's rear ended a parked cop car and left her bumper there.

She was absolutely hammered and cops showed up within one hour because - front license plate :lol: :lol: :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I know a similar one close to home...chick who used to work for my sister in the 90's rear ended a parked cop car and left her bumper there.

She was absolutely hammered and cops showed up within one hour because - front license plate :lol: :lol: :lol:

I got hit by an illegal with no license. She ran off, left her front bumper with plate attached. Fucking idiot.

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I got hit by an illegal with no license. She ran off, left her front bumper with plate attached. Fucking idiot.

I am sorry to hear PCS. I suppose the illegal had no insurance too?

My sister's story is funny/righteous because the chick was let go by the casino my sis managed and tried to claim that my sister was prejudiced against lesbians.

At the time, my sister lived with two lesbians. And she had to establish a whole whack of evidence about this person's shitty job performance. Which was easy.

Part of her corrective actions at work before getting fired were because of substance abuse issues while at work.

Then the drunk driving cop thing happens right in the middle of her case :rofl:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I am sorry to hear PCS. I suppose the illegal had no insurance too?



:rofl: Of course she didn't. But the cops were Mexican so they let her walk, when the law says they should have impounded her car for 30 days...not counting no license....and hit and run :facepalm:

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:rofl: Of course she didn't. But the cops were Mexican so they let her walk, when the law says they should have impounded her car for 30 days...not counting no license....and hit and run :facepalm:

Yeah man someone up here with no license and insurance alone would be charged just for that, never mind the accident.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rofl: Of course she didn't. But the cops were Mexican so they let her walk, when the law says they should have impounded her car for 30 days...not counting no license....and hit and run :facepalm:

Illegals > Americans :nono:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Illegals > Americans :nono:

And this was probably 15 years ago :roll:

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And this was probably 15 years ago :roll:

I have this vague recollection of telling a story about a person with a Cali plate (unusual) up here driving like an idiot on my way to work.

It may have been the same day you or the wife was hit :-k

I do recall you saying something about being rear ended.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I have this vague recollection of telling a story about a person with a Cali plate (unusual) up here driving like an idiot on my way to work.

It may have been the same day you or the wife was hit :-k

I do recall you saying something about being rear ended.

I was re-ended 3 times in my Infinity on my way to work on the freeway. This accident in particular was a t-bone. She was stopped at a red, I went through the green. She just mashed the gas petal and hits my passenger side door sending me spinning.

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I was re-ended 3 times in my Infinity on my way to work on the freeway. This accident in particular was a t-bone. She was stopped at a red, I went through the green. She just mashed the gas petal and hits my passenger side door sending me spinning.

Scary random shit, sorry to hear. I can never understand when watching some videos when the driver says - I was confused and hit the gas instead of the brake, after they plow into a storefront etc.

You didn't see that big wall/car/store coming right at you? That's a total motor skills problem and they shouldn't be driving.


My Dad was out of town, real boonie country. He's sitting at a stop sign where two highways intersect and a chick bangs into the rear end of his car. He had a nice Buick at the time and repairs were over 6000 for just his bumper because it was an all in one piece with the back quarter panels like most cars now.

I guess he said to her - You didn't see me?? I'm the only car on the highway for miles!