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Teh One Who Knocks
09-09-2019, 11:26 AM
The Smoking Gun


https://i.imgur.com/mdvjyQM.jpg

SEPTEMBER 6--A Florida Man awaiting sentencing for attempted murder doused a prosecutor with urine Wednesday during an attack in a Fort Lauderdale courtroom.

According to a criminal complaint, Albert Narvaez, 28, was inside Judge Susan Alspector’s courtroom when he charged at Assistant State Attorney Andrew Newman and “threw urine fluid” at the lawyer.

“The urine went inside [Newman’s] mouth and outer clothing,” an investigator reported. Newman was the lead prosecutor in the attempted murder case for which Narvaez was convicted and scheduled to be sentenced.

Pictured at right, Narvaez, who worked at a Hallandale Beach sports bar, was convicted of firing several shots at his girlfriend as she ran from his vehicle following an argument in June 2017. The woman was not struck by the five or six bullets fired by Narvaez.

Narvaez has been in custody at the Broward County jail in connection with the attempted murder case. It is unclear if he transported the bodily fluid into Alspector’s courtroom, or whether he urinated into some kind of a container while there.

After the urine attack, Narvaez stated, “He pissed on me. He told me to do it. Fuck him,” according to the court complaint.

Narvaez was charged with misdemeanor battery. His sentencing in the attempted murder case was postponed.

Goofy
09-09-2019, 12:12 PM
Taking the piss

Hal-9000
09-09-2019, 04:52 PM
“threw urine fluid” at the lawyer.

Better than urine solid :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-09-2019, 04:57 PM
“threw urine fluid” at the lawyer.

Better than urine solid :tup:

Peescicles? :-k

Hal-9000
09-09-2019, 05:02 PM
Peescicles? :-k

It's been said the best bullet for not getting caught would be made out of ice...

Teh One Who Knocks
09-09-2019, 05:04 PM
https://i.imgur.com/TgH2KDr.png

Hal-9000
09-10-2019, 04:09 PM
so no peesicles as bullets?


:sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-10-2019, 04:14 PM
so no peesicles as bullets?


:sad2:

:empathy:

Hal-9000
09-10-2019, 04:34 PM
Peesicle dagger! :x

Teh One Who Knocks
09-10-2019, 04:53 PM
Peesicle dagger! :x

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands? :-k

Hal-9000
09-10-2019, 05:10 PM
Melts in your mouth, not in your hands? :-k

I was hoping you'd post the MythBusters findings on that one :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-10-2019, 05:11 PM
I was hoping you'd post the MythBusters findings on that one :lol:

I don't think they tested that one :lol:

Hal-9000
09-10-2019, 05:37 PM
I don't think they tested that one :lol:

Do you remember the old home popsicle molds some Moms had?


https://i.imgur.com/RjUjyme.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/OVFSubl.jpg

My buddy's Mom across the street finds a set that was similar to the bottom pic and made double size popsicles. Same little sword hilt at the bottom, but about seven inches long.

This was waaay before Star Wars and we used to have mini sword fights with Bruce's (the kid) popsicles because they were the best. One day a kid gets spanked because he poked his blueberry popsicle into another kid's eye and there goes the super sized popsicles forever :rofl:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-10-2019, 05:52 PM
I used to love those :lol:

Hal-9000
09-10-2019, 06:02 PM
One of the Moms used to put fruit puree or jello into the normal Kool-aid type popsicles.

Monique's Mom made popsicles today, let's go :shock:

They were the crack of our neighborhood :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-10-2019, 06:09 PM
One of the Moms used to put fruit puree or jello into the normal Kool-aid type popsicles.

Monique's Mom made popsicles today, let's go :shock:

They were the crack of our neighborhood :lol:

The best we ever got was orange juice :sad2: