Teh One Who Knocks
09-19-2019, 10:57 AM
By Marisa Dellatto - New York Post
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Yandy's "Nicest Neighbor" costume
Could it be the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Or is it sexy retailer Yandy’s 2019 line of Halloween costumes?
Either way, we’re all going to hell.
This year’s tantalizing cultural interpretations include a sexy version of the otherwise extremely wholesome and nice Mr. Rogers.
The “Nicest Neighbor” costume — which costs $59.99 — comes with a red V-neck knit sweater, a detached collar and tie, and high-waisted gray booty shorts. To complete the look, there’s also a vinyl wig and creepy puppets as part of the “Be My Neighbor” costume kit for an additional $12.95.
Should we really be surprised, though? Last year, Yandy made headlines over its sexy “Handmaid’s Tale” look. The costume was removed from the site.
Later, executives told The Post that Yandy tries to “one-up themselves” every year.
And one-up they did.
https://i.imgur.com/hWtWzxM.jpg
Yandy’s “Beyond Burger” costume
On the healthy side of things, Yandy also released a costume version of a meatless burger called the “Beyond Burger” costume. This meaty tube dress comes with a “Plant Based” headband flag, which does not appear to be one bit environmentally friendly.
https://i.imgur.com/Clop8zO.jpg
Yandy’s “Sexy Tariff” dress
Fans of President Trump’s tariffs on Chinese goods can rock the “Sexy Tariff” dress. “A distant trade war is upon us. Will you resist it?” reads the costume’s description.
https://i.imgur.com/V4qafm4.jpg
Yandy’s “Happy Tree Painter” costume
Did you ever wish you could see a sexy Bob Ross in Daisy Dukes, painting the day away? You can’t, but you can see some poor woman who’s maybe watched one of his videos, drinking the season away, while wearing this costume at a Halloween party near you.
The costume costs $69.95, but the shame is priceless.
Pray for the sinners this Halloween season.
https://i.imgur.com/PGNXUKL.jpg
Yandy's "Nicest Neighbor" costume
Could it be the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Or is it sexy retailer Yandy’s 2019 line of Halloween costumes?
Either way, we’re all going to hell.
This year’s tantalizing cultural interpretations include a sexy version of the otherwise extremely wholesome and nice Mr. Rogers.
The “Nicest Neighbor” costume — which costs $59.99 — comes with a red V-neck knit sweater, a detached collar and tie, and high-waisted gray booty shorts. To complete the look, there’s also a vinyl wig and creepy puppets as part of the “Be My Neighbor” costume kit for an additional $12.95.
Should we really be surprised, though? Last year, Yandy made headlines over its sexy “Handmaid’s Tale” look. The costume was removed from the site.
Later, executives told The Post that Yandy tries to “one-up themselves” every year.
And one-up they did.
https://i.imgur.com/hWtWzxM.jpg
Yandy’s “Beyond Burger” costume
On the healthy side of things, Yandy also released a costume version of a meatless burger called the “Beyond Burger” costume. This meaty tube dress comes with a “Plant Based” headband flag, which does not appear to be one bit environmentally friendly.
https://i.imgur.com/Clop8zO.jpg
Yandy’s “Sexy Tariff” dress
Fans of President Trump’s tariffs on Chinese goods can rock the “Sexy Tariff” dress. “A distant trade war is upon us. Will you resist it?” reads the costume’s description.
https://i.imgur.com/V4qafm4.jpg
Yandy’s “Happy Tree Painter” costume
Did you ever wish you could see a sexy Bob Ross in Daisy Dukes, painting the day away? You can’t, but you can see some poor woman who’s maybe watched one of his videos, drinking the season away, while wearing this costume at a Halloween party near you.
The costume costs $69.95, but the shame is priceless.
Pray for the sinners this Halloween season.