Teh One Who Knocks
10-22-2019, 10:16 AM
By Sophie Roberts, Acting Lifestyle and Travel Editor - The Daily Star
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As penis size is a huge topic of anxiety for a lot of men, some feel the need to lie about the size of their packages.
It's called "cockfishing" and it's quite like "catfishing”.
The term refers to those who misrepresent their assets to potential dates.
This can be done with the help of editing apps, a special lens, or even posing next to items that make todgers look bigger.
Some blokes take things a step further and send their matches pictures of strangers’ penises.
Unsurprisingly, ladies aren’t very happy when they find out they’ve been hoodwinked.
This was the case for one woman, who stopped seeing a guy when she realised he’d been lying about his schlong.
Writing for MamaMia , the anonymous lass recalled hitting it off with a mutual friend.
The pair exchanged numbers and went on a couple of casual dates.
They also fantasised about getting jiggy together by sending saucy messages to each other.
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The writer admits they had the “best phone sex of (her) life”.
This may be down to the penis picture she received from her date, which apparently looked very “big and smooth and had the right amount of veiny-ness.”
Undoubtedly, the saucy sexts must have put her in the mood for some real life action.
But when they finally got down to it, the journalist noticed something was wrong.
Not only was her match’s penis “a lot smaller”, it was also hairier.
Another red flag was that the chap’s penis was circumcised, while the one in the picture wasn’t.
The woman confronted her date, who was forced to admit he “cockfished” her.
This was enough to put her off her match for life.
She added: “I wasn’t going to run out on the guy for a fraudulent d**k pic – but I couldn’t understand it either.
“Why the false advertising if you’re pretty certain you’re gonna get laid and have your lie uncovered?
“He told me that he started to panic the night before when I began sending him photos, and it was the first thing he thought of doing.
“So long story short – I was c*ckfished.
“And no, I never saw him again.”
https://i.imgur.com/5tH6qPL.jpg
As penis size is a huge topic of anxiety for a lot of men, some feel the need to lie about the size of their packages.
It's called "cockfishing" and it's quite like "catfishing”.
The term refers to those who misrepresent their assets to potential dates.
This can be done with the help of editing apps, a special lens, or even posing next to items that make todgers look bigger.
Some blokes take things a step further and send their matches pictures of strangers’ penises.
Unsurprisingly, ladies aren’t very happy when they find out they’ve been hoodwinked.
This was the case for one woman, who stopped seeing a guy when she realised he’d been lying about his schlong.
Writing for MamaMia , the anonymous lass recalled hitting it off with a mutual friend.
The pair exchanged numbers and went on a couple of casual dates.
They also fantasised about getting jiggy together by sending saucy messages to each other.
https://i.imgur.com/J0QahZf.jpg
The writer admits they had the “best phone sex of (her) life”.
This may be down to the penis picture she received from her date, which apparently looked very “big and smooth and had the right amount of veiny-ness.”
Undoubtedly, the saucy sexts must have put her in the mood for some real life action.
But when they finally got down to it, the journalist noticed something was wrong.
Not only was her match’s penis “a lot smaller”, it was also hairier.
Another red flag was that the chap’s penis was circumcised, while the one in the picture wasn’t.
The woman confronted her date, who was forced to admit he “cockfished” her.
This was enough to put her off her match for life.
She added: “I wasn’t going to run out on the guy for a fraudulent d**k pic – but I couldn’t understand it either.
“Why the false advertising if you’re pretty certain you’re gonna get laid and have your lie uncovered?
“He told me that he started to panic the night before when I began sending him photos, and it was the first thing he thought of doing.
“So long story short – I was c*ckfished.
“And no, I never saw him again.”