Teh One Who Knocks
11-21-2019, 12:04 PM
By Phil Luciano of the Journal Star
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OAK HILL — Facing a DUI citation, a Peoria man blamed his liquor-rich breath on “making out” with his boozing girlfriend, according to a police report.
At 7:18 p.m. Saturday, the Peoria County Sheriff’s Office was notified that a car had driven off the pavement and into a field near the intersection of North Brimfield Road and West Cahill Road. A dispatcher warned deputies that the driver might be intoxicated, according to a sheriff’s report.
When the deputy arrived, the Brimfield Fire Department said that the 20-year-old driver had refused medical treatment four times, the report stated. The department also said the driver, who lives in Peoria, “smelled like alcohol” and “appeared to be intoxicated,” the report stated. Also, an empty Miller Lite beer can was near the car.
The deputy asked the man to step out of his car — which reeked of burnt cannabis — but he refused. As the two talked, the driver babbled “incoherently,” the report stated.
“I told him that what he said did not sound like English,” the deputy wrote in the report. ”(He) then asked me for a lighter and said that it was ’100 percent English.’”
Invoking profanity, the man refused to cooperate with the deputy, the report stated. The deputy forced the driver from the car and put him in handcuffs. The driver initially resisted the deputy, then began to cry.
The driver refused to take a breath test. He then failed a field-sobriety test, prompting the deputy to arrest him on a count of DUI.
At that, the driver said he had taken multiple prescription drugs that had rendered him sleepy, the report stated. Further, though the deputy had found a soda can inside the car that smelled like liquor, the driver vowed that he had not been drinking, the report stated.
″(He) told deputies that the reason he smelled like alcohol was that he had been making out with his girlfriend and she had been drinking,” the report stated. ”(He) also told deputies he made love to his girlfriend because ‘we make love; we’re all adults here.’”
He then admitted to drinking earlier that evening.
At the Peoria County Jail, he was cited for two counts of DUI and two traffic violations.
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OAK HILL — Facing a DUI citation, a Peoria man blamed his liquor-rich breath on “making out” with his boozing girlfriend, according to a police report.
At 7:18 p.m. Saturday, the Peoria County Sheriff’s Office was notified that a car had driven off the pavement and into a field near the intersection of North Brimfield Road and West Cahill Road. A dispatcher warned deputies that the driver might be intoxicated, according to a sheriff’s report.
When the deputy arrived, the Brimfield Fire Department said that the 20-year-old driver had refused medical treatment four times, the report stated. The department also said the driver, who lives in Peoria, “smelled like alcohol” and “appeared to be intoxicated,” the report stated. Also, an empty Miller Lite beer can was near the car.
The deputy asked the man to step out of his car — which reeked of burnt cannabis — but he refused. As the two talked, the driver babbled “incoherently,” the report stated.
“I told him that what he said did not sound like English,” the deputy wrote in the report. ”(He) then asked me for a lighter and said that it was ’100 percent English.’”
Invoking profanity, the man refused to cooperate with the deputy, the report stated. The deputy forced the driver from the car and put him in handcuffs. The driver initially resisted the deputy, then began to cry.
The driver refused to take a breath test. He then failed a field-sobriety test, prompting the deputy to arrest him on a count of DUI.
At that, the driver said he had taken multiple prescription drugs that had rendered him sleepy, the report stated. Further, though the deputy had found a soda can inside the car that smelled like liquor, the driver vowed that he had not been drinking, the report stated.
″(He) told deputies that the reason he smelled like alcohol was that he had been making out with his girlfriend and she had been drinking,” the report stated. ”(He) also told deputies he made love to his girlfriend because ‘we make love; we’re all adults here.’”
He then admitted to drinking earlier that evening.
At the Peoria County Jail, he was cited for two counts of DUI and two traffic violations.