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Teh One Who Knocks
07-19-2011, 02:27 PM
WYFF Channel 4


http://i.imgur.com/k2qKP.jpg

ANDERSON COUNTY, S.C. -- An engaged couple in Anderson County says a shadowy image that turned up on a receipt from Walmart looks like the face of Jesus.

Jacob Simmons and his fiancee, Gentry Lee Sutherland, said they bought some pictures from Walmart on Sunday, June 12.

The following Wednesday, the couple had just come home from a church service when Simmons spotted the receipt on the floor of Sutherland's apartment. He says the receipt had changed.

"I was leaving the kitchen and I just looked on the floor, and it was like it was looking at me," Simmons said.

A dark gray mark on the receipt seems to show two eyes, a nose and a mouth in a thickly bearded face.

"Then the more you look at it, the more it looked like Jesus, and it was just shocking, breathtaking," Simmons said.

The couple said the image seemed to answer a question they had just been asked at church.

"We had a message on knowing God, abiding in him," Sutherland said. "(The preacher asked) 'If you know God, would you recognize him if you saw him?'"

Simmons said he called the store to ask what could have made the mark.

"They said the only way you could really get it black was to put heat on it," Simmons said.

The couple says they did nothing to make the face appear on the receipt.

"We just feel like it's a blessing that God showed it to us and opened our eyes. And we just feel like we should share the blessing God gave to us to everybody else," Sutherland said.

AntZ
07-19-2011, 02:47 PM
Jesus... NO!


Manson... Most likely!

Teh One Who Knocks
07-19-2011, 02:48 PM
Jesus... NO!


Manson... Most likely!

My first thought exactly! :lol:

Muddy
07-19-2011, 02:58 PM
*prays*

Noilly Pratt
07-19-2011, 03:01 PM
Jesus is sitting in heaven discussing how he should present himself to the world....he says to St. Peter "Pete -- should I do one of those part the water things? "Nah...been there, done that, bought the T Shirt!"

"How about a miracle of any sort?" asks the divine one. "No - could be anybody's doing", says St. Peter.

"I know, I'll put my image on a Wal-Mart receipt in S. Carolina. That will get them thinking!"

*They High-5*

Muddy
07-19-2011, 03:05 PM
What if Charles Manson really is the modern day Jesus?

Acid Trip
07-19-2011, 03:08 PM
Thermal receipts do weird shit with a little heat and pressure (like being in a wallet).

Noilly Pratt
07-19-2011, 03:10 PM
What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us?

:-k I dunno but I think people pray to a God who died for their sins, performs a few miracles, heals the sick, etc...not a guy who takes young women in and trains them to kill people, gets messages from Beatle lyrics and etches a swastika on their forehead.

The swastika alone would probably get you kicked out of most country clubs. :mrgreen:

AntZ
07-19-2011, 03:29 PM
WYFF Channel 4


http://i.imgur.com/k2qKP.jpg


Actually, the more I look at it, it looks more like Kim Thayil the guitarist from Soundgarden!


http://i.imgur.com/ahDY6.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/JhWcW.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
07-19-2011, 04:04 PM
What if Charles Manson really is the modern day Jesus?

*goes and buys a copy of Helter Skelter*

Joebob034
07-19-2011, 04:36 PM
Jesus... NO!


Manson... Most likely!


My first thought exactly! :lol:

haha i thought the same thing

PorkChopSandwiches
07-19-2011, 04:57 PM
Jesus... NO!


Manson... Most likely!


My first thought exactly! :lol:

First thing I thought after I saw the pic too :lol:

Hal-9000
07-19-2011, 07:29 PM
dats Salman Rushdie :thumbsup: