Cops: Couple had sex in public pool for 30 mins in front of children...

[AntZ]

We're Going To Need A Cleanup In Lane Three
Indiana couple facing indecency charge for sex in public pool



JULY 20--An Indiana couple is facing public indecency charges after they allegedly had sex for 30 minutes Sunday afternoon in a community pool while dozens of witnesses, including children, watched the illicit aquatic action.

Connersville Police Department officers were summoned to the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center after pool patrons complained to the facility’s manager.

Cops initially issued no trespass orders to Myron Helms, 33, and Victoria Cross, 40, but prosecutors yesterday decided to charge the pair with the misdemeanor indecency count.

Pool manager Cindy Schwab told cops that she walked up behind Helms and Cross “when she realized what they were doing,” according to a Connersville Police Department report. After telling the pair to stop, Schwab said that Cross moved away from Helms, which was when “she could see the male’s penis.”

The police report states that one concerned adult stood near the trysting couple “to make sure her children didn’t get too close to the subjects.” Additionally, cops noted, “All the witnesses were visibly disturbed by the incident.”

Helms, who works as a reserve officer with the neighboring Laurel City Police Department, has been suspended without pay due to the Connersville incident.

In light of the Helms-Cross coupling, municipal workers added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/pool-sex-arrest-890742

[JoeyB]

All the witnesses were visibly disturbed by the incident...

...for the entire half hour they watched...

[Muddy]

All the witnesses were visibly disturbed by the incident...

...for the entire half hour they watched...

Hahahahaa...

[Griffin]

In light of the Helms-Cross coupling, municipal workers added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water.

what do they do about all the fish that have fucked in the water? :-k

[RBP]

what do they do about all the fish that have fucked in the water? :-k

fish don't fuck. jus sayin. 8-[

[Hal-9000]

fish don't fuck. jus sayin. 8-[

Hey! :x

I'm a Pisces and yes...there have been some long dry spells, certainly not celibate though!

[Hal-9000]

"she could see the male’s penis"

female penis was not visible, thank God

[Griffin]

fish don't fuck. jus sayin. 8-[

oh that's right, they just spray jizz over large areas of open water.

[Hal-9000]

Tony Danza!

[Yt Trash]

So?!?!?! In light of all the discussions about the subject lately, these two will have to register as sex offenders right?

[RBP]

oh that's right, they just spray jizz over large areas of open water.

Exactly. :lol:

[Griffin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th_aBzrV37M

[Hal-9000]

So?!?!?! In light of all the discussions about the subject lately, these two will have to register as sex offenders right?

In the most precise definition of the term, for sure!

[deebakes]

but it sounds like they didn't the the dude finish... he should sue them :mad:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

but it sounds like they didn't the the dude finish... he should sue them :mad:

He was Finnish? Was it Jez?

[redred]

half an hour good man i'd be back doing the front crawl after 5 minutes

[Goofy]

half an hour good man i'd be back doing the front crawl after 5 minutes

It takes longer underwater............ or so ive heard 8-[

[Hal-9000]

half an hour good man i'd be back doing the front crawl after 5 minutes

:lol:

[redred]

what so i could last 7 minutes? damn she'll think i'm a stud ,thanks for the advice :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I once got thrown out of a public pool for peeing in it
































from the high diving board :dance: :cheerlead: :dance:

[redred]

were you scared or just needed to go ?

[Hal-9000]

:sad2:

that's my best pool joke and you ask a bloody question????



tough room today :lol:

[Muddy]

were you scared or just needed to go ?

Hahahaha...

[redred]

:oops: sorry

[Hal-9000]

oh and then red gets the LOL


:| pee and poop

[Muddy]

Hal yours was funny as hell, until I saw the subtle cleverness of reds... He has to take the point in this one..

[Hal-9000]

I stand by your observation and point system





:(

[Muddy]

:gimme5:

[redred]

:dance2:

[Hal-9000]

so now...do we just comment and discuss thread content?



I'm at a loss :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:dance2:

*kicks red in his little white dancing balls*

:x

[Muddy]

That dance2 smiley reminds me of the Shmoo...

[Hal-9000]

reminds me of the stray jizz I didn't wipe up after watching So you think you can dance

[redred]

i always thought

http://i.imgur.com/8lG1i.jpg

[Goofy]

That smiley reminds of tarro........... looks like a dancing sheep (although they dont dance anywhere near tarro)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

That smiley reminds of tarro........... looks like a dancing sheep (although they dont dance anywhere near tarro)

No, they cry in the corner of a cold shower

[Muddy]

poor Tarro... dude isnt even here to defend himself... :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

get him over here

[Muddy]

I think he's in prison or something...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://www.gray-area.org/Pics/confined-prison.jpg

[Hal-9000]

I remember attempting a photoshop of tarro..I had his real pic and was trying to weld his head onto an Irish Rovers album cover.
I couldn't crop his melon properly and ended up spending hours looking at his mug..

it got creepy :lol:

[JoeyB]

I remember attempting a photoshop of tarro..I had his real pic and was trying to weld his head onto an Irish Rovers album cover.
I couldn't crop his melon properly and ended up spending hours looking at his mug..

it got creepy :lol:

Did you cum?

[Hal-9000]

Did you cum?

at least once :oops:


and I still have the picture

[JoeyB]

and I still have the picture

Of the cum?

[Noilly Pratt]

So you could say that Myron Helms, 33 was awarded the Victoria Cross for sex...:groan::rimshot:


All the witnesses were visibly disturbed by the incident...

...for the entire half hour they watched...

Yeah...that part got me as well. "Martha we really should stop the..er, is that thing supposed to move that way?"

Since they were in a pool, couldn't the manager dumped water over their heads with a bucket to make them stop a little bit sooner?


Tony Danza!

I see your Tony Danza and raise you a Toni Manelli and a Tony Banta!

Or do you mean the Elton John tune...
"Hold me closer Tony Danza
count the head lice on the highwayyyyy." ?

[Noilly Pratt]

I remember attempting a photoshop of tarro..I had his real pic and was trying to weld his head onto an Irish Rovers album cover.
I couldn't crop his melon properly and ended up spending hours looking at his mug..

it got creepy :lol:
Was it the guy with the beard and the funny hat or the tall fat one?

[JoeyB]

Since they were in a pool, couldn't the manager dumped water over their heads with a bucket to make them stop a little bit sooner?

When I was a kid we had two unfixed dogs. Nature being what it is one day they got busy, and stuck. The one dog could not pull out of the other, and they were very upset. We called the vet and he informed us this was quite common, and all we had to do was put them in the bathtub and run cold water on their feet. It worked instantly.

So if you get tired of watching people hump in your pool, pour cold water on them.

[Hal-9000]

Was it the guy with the beard and the funny hat or the tall fat one?

No, it was a different guy.I still have the pic and could post it......:lol:

without his permission tho, I wouldn't feel good about doing it