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Teh One Who Knocks
07-21-2011, 07:36 PM
By Radar Staff


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Lindsay Lohan appeared before a judge in Los Angeles Thursday morning and despite flashing a beautiful pair of $1,200 shoes, pleaded poverty - claiming she has been unable to start psychological counseling as her insurance has lapsed and she can't afford it.

The 25-year-old was in court for a previously scheduled progress report hearing related to her probation stemming from the theft of a necklace from a Venice Beach jewelry store.

During the hearing Judge Stephanie Sautner acknowledged that Lindsay was in compliance with most of what was ordered of her at her last court date including the actress doing community service and a shoplifters alternative course.

But what Lindsay had not yet started was her psychological counseling which her lawyer Shawn Holley informed the court was because her hard-up client could not afford it.

This despite the 25-year-old actress arriving in court in $1,200 Christian Louboutin heels and renting a multi-million dollar home in Venice.

Holley said that because Lindsay's SAG insurance had lapsed, she could not afford to pay for one-on-one counseling and that group counseling was out of the question for fear that others would sell her out to the media.

Someone off camera, thought to be Los Angeles City Attorney Melanie Chavira, said that she found it hard to believe that the Hollywood star could not afford to pay for counselling.

Although Judge Sautner agreed she did not want Lindsay in group counselling and wanted her to "get the most out of" therapy in a one-on-one setting, she gave her 21 days to somehow find a therapist and if she did not have the means then to find someone who did.

She asked Lindsay if she had anyone who had a credit card who would be able to stump up the cash for her court-mandated sessions. Lindsay consulted with her lawyer who then told the Judge that it "would not be a problem" for her to get the money together.

Judge Sautner gave Lindsay 21-days to start the psychological counseling which was mandated as part of her probation.

She said if Lindsay does not provide proof by August 11 that she has started individual counseling, she would revoke her probation. The judge said Lindsay's team could fax her proof and that they did not have to appear in court in person at that time.

The judge asked Lindsay is she was clear on the requirement for psych counseling to which Lindsay replied: "Yes, your honor."

Judge Sautner noted that while Lindsay is not in violation of her probation, she has only completed four days of her mandatory community service and she warned Lindsay that she must complete the service within the time frame she was given.

Holley said that Lindsay understands she must complete the community service within a year, and that she cannot use the excuse that she's is shooting a movie to not complete it.

Holley also said she has completed one session in a shoplifting course, but acknowledged that she still has three more sessions to attend.

Holley also noted that Lindsay has paid all of her fines, as mandated as part of the terms of her probation.

The judge set the next hearing for October 19 and said at that time, she wants Lindsay to have completed her shoplifting courses and she wants to see progress both on Lindsay undergoing psychological testing and progress on community service.

Speaking to Lindsay, the judge said "get back to community service, and your life will be in order."

The judge then ended the hearing.

PorkChopSandwiches
07-21-2011, 07:45 PM
She can blow me and I will be her psych

Hal-9000
07-21-2011, 07:47 PM
This despite the 25-year-old actress arriving in court in $1,200 Christian Louboutin heels and renting a multi-million dollar home in Venice.









:coat:

PorkChopSandwiches
07-21-2011, 07:48 PM
she rents

Hal-9000
07-21-2011, 09:41 PM
noooooooo sympathy for folks who live high on the hog, get involved with drugs or booze to the point where they can't afford food, then claim bankruptcy :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-21-2011, 10:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9UPwG.jpg

Hal-9000
07-21-2011, 10:18 PM
:hand: tears are not enough

Teh One Who Knocks
07-21-2011, 10:20 PM
Lindsay is just trying to live her life and has hit a rough patch financially [-(

SmoothBob
07-21-2011, 10:22 PM
I'd put her up..

:giggity:

Hal-9000
07-21-2011, 10:24 PM
I'd put her up..

:giggity:

first Hendricks now this ginger skank??

Does Scotland have a good lookin girl shortage or sumtin?? You aim low my friend :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-21-2011, 10:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9UPwG.jpg

SmoothBob
07-21-2011, 10:32 PM
first Hendricks now this ginger skank??

Does Scotland have a good lookin girl shortage or sumtin?? You aim low my friend :lol:

I knew it, I Friggin Knew It!

As soon as i posted it i says yi were gonna come back at me wi that!

Well at least yi didnae let me down! :D









And i have a thing for red heads, esp wi big chebs! :tup:

(inwardly groans at the potential pics gettin posted..)

Hal-9000
07-21-2011, 10:33 PM
I get this mental image of Lance staying up late at night and writing LiHo passionate fan mail while he gazes longingly at his Herbie Goes To Rehab poster, the only movie in which Lohan actually showed up on set for every day...weird

Hal-9000
07-21-2011, 10:34 PM
I knew it, I Friggin Knew It!

As soon as i posted it i says yi were gonna come back at me wi that!

Well at least yi didnae let me down! :D









And i have a thing for red heads, esp wi big chebs! :tup:

(inwardly groans at the potential pics gettin posted..)

"esp wi big chebs"

It bothers me that I understand your posts Bob :lol:

SmoothBob
07-21-2011, 10:35 PM
Nice timing wi the cryin pic's Lance!

Gods this site makes me giggle sometimes! :)

SmoothBob
07-21-2011, 10:36 PM
"esp wi big chebs"

It bothers me that I understand your posts Bob :lol:

Lmao! :)

Why's it bother yi?

Hal-9000
07-21-2011, 10:38 PM
I used to have to ask for translation back to English...now I get it and it's scary :lol:

SmoothBob
07-21-2011, 10:42 PM
And have yis no seen the set she did for The New Yorker? She looked Hot! An nekid!

Is just thinkin o the 'Hendricks and the Ginger Skank' as a movie.. Wi me in it.. :giggity:



:oops:

Hal-9000
07-21-2011, 10:45 PM
ahh Bob I could post a few pics from back when Lindsay was considered attractive and all you'll see is in an out of shape, white skinned girl with big knockers.

Her body shape reminds me of one of my old aunts and she gets by on the tits only...and they're starting to sag.She honestly really turns me off...

SmoothBob
07-21-2011, 10:54 PM
Hey, when im thinkin about her she's in shape, oh yeah! :)

deebakes
07-22-2011, 01:57 AM
ahh Bob I could post a few pics from back when Lindsay was considered attractive and all you'll see is in an out of shape, white skinned girl with big knockers.

Her body shape reminds me of one of my old aunts and she gets by on the tits only...and they're starting to sag.She honestly really turns me off...

:wank: x 3

Southern Belle
07-22-2011, 02:08 AM
stupid bitch

PorkChopSandwiches
07-22-2011, 02:52 PM
I <3 Lindsay

Joebob034
07-22-2011, 03:14 PM
maybe that's why she shoplifts things because she is poor

Muddy
07-22-2011, 04:04 PM
"esp wi big chebs"

It bothers me that I understand your posts Bob :lol:

Whats really bad is I am starting to talk like him at work... :lol:

SmoothBob
07-22-2011, 04:29 PM
Whats really bad is I am starting to talk like him at work... :lol:

LMFAO! THAT i would love to hear! :D

SmoothBob
07-22-2011, 04:30 PM
Whats really bad is I am starting to talk like him at work... :lol:

LMFAO! THAT i would love to hear! :D

fricnjay
07-22-2011, 05:03 PM
Something occurred to me. The article says she lost her SAG insurance which means she has not worked in some time. In order to keep that you have to be working in the Movie/TV business for a curtain period of time. Which basically tells me she is a vagrant. So all I have to say is she needs to go out and get a job.

Hal-9000
07-22-2011, 05:56 PM
:shock: ^^

that entire post has proper grammar and spelling.....Jay, is that you in there??

fricnjay
07-22-2011, 06:13 PM
I have been working on it. :oops:

DemonGeminiX
07-22-2011, 06:41 PM
Something occurred to me. The article says she lost her SAG insurance which means she has not worked in some time. In order to keep that you have to be working in the Movie/TV business for a curtain period of time. Which basically tells me she is a vagrant. So all I have to say is she needs to go out and get a job.

I bet she'd get top dollar to do a gangbang on film.

:tup:

Hal-9000
07-22-2011, 07:39 PM
:lol: nice job

Muddy
07-22-2011, 08:50 PM
I bet she'd get top dollar to do a gangbang on film.

:tup:

I'll give her a couple dollars... But Im only doing it on video if Porky films...

SmoothBob
07-22-2011, 08:55 PM
Im going 1st! If i do i've got most chance of 'feeling' something..

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