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Teh One Who Knocks
10-01-2020, 12:31 PM
The Smoking Gun


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A Florida Man slapped his girlfriend in the face with a slice of pizza, leaving her covered in “grease, red sauce, and food toppings,” according to police who arrested the accused batterer.

Responding Wednesday night to a call about a disturbance at an apartment building in Port Charlotte, cops were met by the 51-year-old victim, who said that Sean Metcalf, 59, had "smacked her in the face with a piece of pizza."

The woman said she was taking items to the trash when Metcalf became very angry and started to yell at her. Included in the material the woman planned on tossing was a pizza box she mistakenly thought was empty.

“Sean told her not to throw his things away and became very angry,” according to a probable cause affidavit. The victim responded by tossing the pizza box back into the residence, causing slices to escape containment.

Metcalf allegedly then approached his girlfriend, “picking up a slice of pizza and hitting the victim in the face and chest with it.”

When questioned by cops, Metcalf admitted losing his cool and yelling at the victim, but denied the dispute became physical. He also claimed to have “no idea how pizza got all over the victim.”

Seen above, Metcalf was arrested for domestic battery, a misdemeanor, and booked into the Charlotte County jail. He was released from custody Thursday after posting $2000 bond. A judge has ordered him to have no contact with the victim.

Muddy
10-01-2020, 01:18 PM
:bwaha:

DemonGeminiX
10-01-2020, 03:01 PM
Abuse of pizza is a serious crime.

PorkChopSandwiches
10-01-2020, 03:40 PM
This is the porn we need

lost in melb.
10-02-2020, 01:35 AM
I can understand that rage. Check the pizza box before throwing out for f*ck sake :nono:

DemonGeminiX
10-02-2020, 11:15 AM
I had a girlfriend once upon a time that went ballistic on me for leaving pizza in the box in the fridge.

Teh One Who Knocks
10-02-2020, 11:27 AM
I had a girlfriend once upon a time that went ballistic on me for leaving pizza in the box in the fridge.

Where else are you supposed to put it? :-s

DemonGeminiX
10-02-2020, 11:36 AM
Where else are you supposed to put it? :-s

According to her, you're supposed to remove the pizza from the box and wrap it in either plastic wrap or tin foil. She said that leaving it in the box and putting it in the fridge makes it taste like cardboard.

I can't believe she and I lasted 5 months.

Teh One Who Knocks
10-02-2020, 11:41 AM
:facepalm:

If the pizza is going to be in a fridge for no more than 1 or 2 days, it's completely fine in the box. That's how I have always stored leftover pizza.

DemonGeminiX
10-02-2020, 11:49 AM
:facepalm:

If the pizza is going to be in a fridge for no more than 1 or 2 days, it's completely fine in the box. That's how I have always stored leftover pizza.

That's what I thought, but she was cute and had big tits, so I wasn't gonna put up much of a fight.

PorkChopSandwiches
10-02-2020, 04:24 PM
According to her, you're supposed to remove the pizza from the box and wrap it in either plastic wrap or tin foil. She said that leaving it in the box and putting it in the fridge makes it taste like cardboard.

I can't believe she and I lasted 5 months.

Pussy is a hell of a drug

Muddy
10-02-2020, 06:15 PM
Pussy is a hell of a drug

So is cocaine..!