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i jusy had sex wirh a woman who wasnr'r my wife :oops:
More info please
Leefro
10-14-2012, 12:21 AM
More info please
His Hand ;)
deebakes
10-14-2012, 05:49 PM
i jusy had sex wirh a woman who wasnr'r my wife :oops:
not quite sure why i decided to post this :-k
This is not good...
it was awesome... she was there too :tup:
More info please
see above :lol:
PorkChopSandwiches
10-14-2012, 06:11 PM
:worthless:
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 05:12 AM
Go home RBP, you're drunk.
Hey dude.... glad you're surviving the storm! Ok, your call, one more cocktail or sleep... "no ... sleep... tilll brooklyn!!"
too late... one more cocktail!
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 05:47 AM
I was going to say one more cocktail.....
And POWER IS BACK ON BITCHESSSSSSSSS!!
:woot:
welcome back special K
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 05:50 AM
Did you just give me a pet name?
I did, but don't think that makes it ok to ass rape me. :lol:
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 05:53 AM
Well you are drunk, so you wont remember or feel anything......:)
And are you gay? Like, for real gay? Stick your winkie up a man whores poop shoot and make him scream, gay? Do you live in Boystown?
Well you are drunk, so you wont remember or feel anything......:)
And are you gay? Like, for real gay? Stick your winkie up a man whores poop shoot and make him scream, gay? Do you live in Boystown?
:facepalm: No. But you're cute. :lol:
sleep tight. glad you survived the storm. peace. out.
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 05:56 AM
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Wheres your picture. I want to see what you look like.
Jezter
10-30-2012, 07:20 AM
Do you live in Boystown?
Not only does he live there, he's the mayor of Boyztown... ask Hal for more info.
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 07:26 AM
I dont think you understand lol, Chicago is very LGBT friendly, so they made a section (neighborhood) and called it Boystown. You have every kind of gay there, trans, gay, bi, lesbian, queer, pan, etc. Its quite amazing.
Jezter
10-30-2012, 07:28 AM
I dont think you understand lol, Chicago is very LGBT friendly, so they made a section (neighborhood) and called it Boystown. You have every kind of gay there, trans, gay, bi, lesbian, queer, pan, etc. Its quite amazing.
Well, if you had seen our Boyztown threads...you'd know what I am talking about. ;)
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 07:54 AM
Link???
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 07:54 AM
Im intrigued to find this Boyztown thread.......
Jezter
10-30-2012, 07:57 AM
Im intrigued to find this Boyztown thread.......
There isn't one here, but on Anothersite (doesn't exist anymore either) it was epic.
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 07:59 AM
Too bad.....
Jezter, do your job and entertain me......im bored..... Cant go anywhere, im stuck home for 4 days.
Jezter
10-30-2012, 08:08 AM
Too bad.....
Jezter, do your job and entertain me......im bored..... Cant go anywhere, im stuck home for 4 days.
If I got a penny every time I get told that... *sigh* Okay...
http://www.animated-gifs.eu/leisure-circus-jester-2/0014.gif
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 08:11 AM
*Kings laugh* HAHAHAHAHA. Now play the flute.
Jezter
10-30-2012, 08:15 AM
*Kings laugh* HAHAHAHAHA. Now play the flute.
I don't play for that team, brah.
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 08:17 AM
Mitä?
Jezter
10-30-2012, 08:22 AM
Mitä?
Sitä, että I wont stick your skin-flute in my mouth and play it. You dirty boi! :lol:
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 08:33 AM
OOOOO! Das ist nicht, was ich meinte, und Sie wissen es! Und plus, würde ich nicht lassen Sie spielen meine flöte, ich weiß nicht, was Sie aussehen .... :)
Jezter
10-30-2012, 08:38 AM
OOOOO! Das ist nicht, was ich meinte, und Sie wissen es! Und plus, würde ich nicht lassen Sie spielen meine flöte, ich weiß nicht, was Sie aussehen .... :)
Pfft.. :hand: How can I know if you were just trying to trick poor old Jez to relief your loneliness and being stuckedness (that's a word now, okay!?) But then again, yeah..if you knew how I look, you'd not let me near you or any of your friends or family. :lol:
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 08:40 AM
Sie sehen wirklich so schlimm?
Jezter
10-30-2012, 08:42 AM
Sie sehen wirklich so schlimm?
Yes. I got beaten with the ugly stick.
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 08:48 AM
Ich glaube dir nicht. Finnen nicht schlecht aussehen. Schlief mit einer von ihnen vor, nicht so schlimm mit Posex. Sind Sie dick?
Jezter
10-30-2012, 08:55 AM
Ich glaube dir nicht. Finnen nicht schlecht aussehen. Schlief mit einer von ihnen vor, nicht so schlimm mit Posex. Sind Sie dick?
You just better believe it, brohan. That would be helluva compliment to give to someone! :lol: Im not morbidly obese, but I do have some meat on my bones.
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 08:59 AM
I referring to Finns. :)
Jezter
10-30-2012, 09:04 AM
I referring to Finns. :)
I guess we aren't too fat nation...but the percentage of obese people has grown, like it has grown everywhere. I think we are somewhere slightly below 13% of population with BMI>30 at the moment.
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 09:13 AM
Gahh, nooooo, not as fat people. Good at POSEX!!!
Jezter
10-30-2012, 09:18 AM
Well fuck...why didn't you say so in the first place!? Gotdamnit man... :lol:
Aight... I gotta prance off to my class now. See you later! Stay safe!
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 09:18 AM
Kiitos!
redred
10-30-2012, 09:47 AM
Well, if you had seen our Boyztown threads...you'd know what I am talking about. ;)
http://i.imgur.com/5f7x1.jpg
is that the one with the finnish flag in it :lol:
Korpiklaani
10-30-2012, 10:18 AM
Thanks pinkpink.
redred
11-02-2012, 10:53 PM
home :woot: why the fuck has korps pm'ed me
redred's copped :cheerlead:
:lol:
redred
11-02-2012, 10:58 PM
i'm here :woot:
home :woot: why the fuck has korps pm'ed me
drunken straight men are easy targets. :lol:
redred
11-02-2012, 11:01 PM
concrete steps ftw :woot:
Korpiklaani
11-02-2012, 11:01 PM
home :woot: why the fuck has korps pm'ed me
Bitch I pmed you ages ago.
Just how many bottle have you had red? :rofl:
redred
11-02-2012, 11:04 PM
you know cider is made from apples and apples grow on tree's ,so the real question is how many tree's and the answer is 2.42 tree's
:lol: I thought as much :)
redred
11-02-2012, 11:07 PM
i win :dance2:
i win :dance2:
red, go and make a recording. :d
red, go and make a recording. :d
YES!
redred
11-02-2012, 11:11 PM
what??
You know you want to red :d
redred
11-02-2012, 11:22 PM
wtf are you talking about?
wtf are you talking about?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GbPFCFFf2W :tup:
Korpiklaani
11-02-2012, 11:28 PM
Your voice is seductive minz.
redred
11-02-2012, 11:29 PM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GbPFCFFf2W :tup:
:shrug:
C'mon red doooo it!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hHtjRLMuoS
Your voice is seductive minz.
:qft:
Goofy
11-02-2012, 11:44 PM
Im drunker and im eating food .......... so fuck all you bastards :lol:
Im drunker and im eating food .......... so fuck all you bastards :lol:
:cheerlead:
Hey Goof!
Korpiklaani
11-02-2012, 11:47 PM
No booze for me tonight. Im too poor.
:cheerlead:
Hey Goof!
Are you thinking the same as me, we could create a whole new drunk thread here, now where that link :lol:
Are you thinking the same as me, we could create a whole new drunk thread here, now where that link :lol:
:d
11:30 and I have no playmates. :|
redred
11-17-2012, 12:05 AM
:woot:
http://i.imgur.com/yhwf3.jpg
Korpiklaani
11-17-2012, 06:08 AM
Really uicked up right now. At my firends house listening to melodic death metal and drinking. I have a Scotch because im fucking classy as shit and they all have fucking beers. Pffft pussy bitches.
Really uicked up right now. At my firends house listening to melodic death metal and drinking. I have a Scotch because im fucking classy as shit and they all have fucking beers. Pffft pussy bitches.
Stay Classy Korps....
Night :bye:
Korpiklaani
11-17-2012, 11:34 PM
No more booze for me tonight. I think im just going to relax....maybe.
Knowing myself ill probably be Lindsy Lohan wasted by 10pm...
Korpiklaani
12-09-2012, 09:03 AM
1 Bud Light Lime-A-Rita, 1 Banana Bread Beer, 2 Chocolate Beers, and 1 Natty Daddy. Took my 4 minutes to type this in correct English im so fucked up.
Lambchop
12-24-2012, 11:32 PM
Drank a whole bottle of bucks fizz and had a buzz for about 30 minutes but now I feel underwhelmed. Anyone help
Lambchop
12-24-2012, 11:40 PM
I'm thinking Jack Daniel's and vodka should do it
I have a nice mellow buzz going. :)
I'll try for more drunk though. ;)
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