i'm drunk thread

[redred]

it's needed on this site:huh:

oh and btw i is drunk

[Yt Trash]

That didn't take long!

[redred]

thanking you i think

[Pony]

Oh boy... How long before we need to put a breathalyzer on your mod access?:rofl:

[Yt Trash]

So you can't ban anyone under drunk state... you're argument will be invalid!

[redred]

Oh boy... How long before we need to put a breathalyzer on your mod access?:rofl:

mate you laugh but i tried looking at it , oh fuck that stuff will wait till the morning

[Major Tool]

I'm not drunk. In fact I am frustratingly under-medicated righ tnow.

[redred]

I'm not drunk. In fact I am frustratingly under-medicated righ tnow.

and me and i paid extra for it

[Major Tool]

and me and i paid extra for it

Are you seeing double? Or just posting double?

[Yt Trash]

Double postin' drunk bastid!

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/SWNwq.jpg

party time

[Yt Trash]

Is that actual size?

[redred]

no it has no liquid in now :lol:

[fricnjay]

I have a nice bottle of Scotch I am about to hit. :dance:

[redred]

I have a nice bottle of Scotch I am about to hit. :dance:
pic's or nothing

[fricnjay]

http://is100.imagesocket.com/thumbs/2011/01/28/imag0327jpgu9jy.jpg (http://www.imagesocket.com/view/2011/01/28/imag0327jpgu9jy.jpg)

:dance:

[redred]

haha nice work

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Holy fuck my head hurts :wha:

[redred]

Cider ftw

[redred]

:suspect:

[Pony]

3:16 AM-Damn, that was a good night. I needed that.

[The Monk]

I'll let you know...no drinking for another three nights.....:thumbsdown:

[redred]

bumped to the top for the win

[Sapphire]

Aha!

I knew there had to be a drunk thread.

*hic*

[traveler]

Aha!

I knew there had to be a drunk thread.

*hic*

:lol: I plan to make good use of it myself.

[Sapphire]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Soooooooooooooooooooo drubk :banana:

[golfer]

so on the wagon tomorrow huh... and in the im hungover thread :rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Woohoo!!!! :dance2:

[traveler]

git 'r done lance. enjoying a cocktail atm myself ;)

[MrsM]

Are you having a good night Lance?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am now :banana:

May be different in the morning tho :-k

[MrsM]

:) :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My head already hurts :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I love alcohol!!!!! :banana: :cheerlead: :banana: :cheerlead:

:shots:

[traveler]

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerssss!!!!!

[LittleDevil]

BUUURRRRPP

[MrsM]

its 3am and I just got back from a girls night out - is anyone there that wants to chat?

I drank way too much

[Noilly Pratt]

3am? Ah. OK - only 11 here. west coast.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I love alcohol!!!!! :banana: :cheerlead: :banana: :cheerlead:

:shots:

Alcohol FTW!!! :cheers:

[MrsM]

Again :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not again...I wasn't drunk yesterday [-(

[MrsM]

Not again...I wasn't drunk yesterday [-(

Ah - well then cheers :beer:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't think I will feel too goo tomorrow :-k

[MrsM]

Woo Hoo - Sick day :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gimme an A! :cheerlead:

A! :cheerlead:

Gimme an L! :cheerlead:

L! :cheerlead:

Gimme an C! :cheerlead:

C! :cheerlead:

Gimme an O! :cheerlead:

O! :cheerlead:

Gimme an H! :cheerlead:

H! :cheerlead:

Gimme an O! :cheerlead:

O! :cheerlead:

Gimme an L! :cheerlead:

L! :cheerlead:

What's that spell?

Alcohol! Alcohol! Alcohol! :cheerlead:

[MrsM]

How was your night Lance?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Drunken :)

[MrsM]

Good - Happy B-day again

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thank you MrsM :hug:

[redred]

Oh yes I am :dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

WooHoo! :dance2:

[RBP]

damn drunks :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gimme an A!

A! :cheerlead:

Gimme an L!

L! :cheerlead:

Gimme a C!

C! :cheerlead:

Gimme an O!

O! :cheerlead:

Gimme an H!

H! :cheerlead:

Gimme an O!

O! :cheerlead:

Gimme an L!

L! :cheerlead:

What's that spell? Alcohol! :cheerlead:

[RBP]

I bet it spells hangover too. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[-(

[RBP]

I take it you had a good time at the bar?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It waas awesome :dance2:

There was m uch beer to be drank

[RBP]

That's the wonderful thing, they serve you and it never runs out. Any good eye candy?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

God yes....there were some hotties there tonite :dance2:

[RBP]

Even better! Beer and eye candy ftw

[allsmiles]

Drank a bottle of champagne by myself tonight. I've got a slight buzz goin, but I wouldn't say that I'm drunk.

[ocelot]

One o'clock in the morning and still sober. I have failed Friday. :oops:

[Ptownstompin]

aaaahh, I was looking for this thread the other day! good to see its around :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One o'clock in the morning and still sober. I have failed Friday. :oops:

Don't worry, I had enough for both of us :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

[RBP]

:dance2:

Drunk at 5 pm? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's SAturday [-(

[RBP]

Lush :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[beowulf]

It's SAturday [-(


been sunday for 25 minutes :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

been sunday for 25 minutes :hand:

:slap:

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:27 PM.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gimme an A! :cheerlead:

A! :cheerlead:

Gimme an L! :cheerlead:

L! :cheerlead:

Gimme an C! :cheerlead:

C! :cheerlead:

Gimme an O! :cheerlead:

O! :cheerlead:

Gimme an H! :cheerlead:

H! :cheerlead:

Gimme an O! :cheerlead:

O! :cheerlead:

Gimme an L! :cheerlead:

L! :cheerlead:

What's that spell?

Alcohol! Alcohol! Alcohol! :cheerlead:

[RBP]

I was wondering where you were. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm right here :shifty:

[MrsM]

Hey Lance - Good night?

[deebakes]

Crown royal FTW!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey Lance - Good night?

I didn'y get to 48 like the guy in the story in News today, but I gave it a shot :tup:


:drunk:

[MrsM]

I didn'y get to 48 like the guy in the story in News today, but I gave it a shot :tup:


:drunk:

you need to keep trying - one day you will get there :tup:

[deebakes]

practice, practice, practice, right? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

you need to keep trying - one day you will get there :tup:


practice, practice, practice, right? :lol:

I failed :sad2:

[deebakes]

:empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beer:

[redred]

just a tad :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gimme an A! :cheerlead:

A! :cheerlead:

Gimme an L! :cheerlead:

L! :cheerlead:

Gimme an C! :cheerlead:

C! :cheerlead:

Gimme an O! :cheerlead:

O! :cheerlead:

Gimme an H! :cheerlead:

H! :cheerlead:

Gimme an O! :cheerlead:

O! :cheerlead:

Gimme an L! :cheerlead:

L! :cheerlead:

What's that spell?

Alcohol! Alcohol! Alcohol! :cheerlead:

[RBP]

On a school night again? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't need no learnin' :hand:

[minz]

Bank holiday here tomorrow, the one time I can crack open a bottle of wine I get put on antibiotics. :( how annoying...

[RBP]

Poor minz. I am on antibiotics also. :sad2: Amoxicillin here... you?

[RBP]

I don't need no learnin' :hand:

:spank: You need to get skewl'd boy!

[minz]

Poor minz. I am on antibiotics also. :sad2: Amoxicillin here... you?

Same here, got an abscess on my tooth :(

[RBP]

Same here, got an abscess on my tooth :(

weird.... I had a tooth infection too... got down into my glands in my neck and I got a fever, etc.

[minz]

weird.... I had a tooth infection too... got down into my glands in my neck and I got a fever, etc.

Mine just my tooth and jaw, I look like ive been hit with a brick :( hope the swelling goes down soon.

[RBP]

awwww poor Minzy! Hope the drugs help!! :hug:

[minz]

awwww poor Minzy! Hope the drugs help!! :hug:

Im living on cocodomol, ibrufen and antibiotics, cant eat, sleep or drink, had a headache for two days too.

[RBP]

I have been getting soft foods down... yogurt, soft fruit, cottage cheese, etc... last night was probably the first decent sleep I had in a week.

[Southern Belle]

Y'all please take care! Bad teeth can kill you.

[minz]

I knew I shouldn't have had that last glass. :( I'm going to have to pay for that tomorrow. :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

Lance is out getting juiced right now...I can sense it :lol:

[MrsM]

:) :wave:

:huh::dance::funnel::giggle::grouphug::dance2::woo hoo::yup:


:wank::burp::pancake::excited:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

[RBP]

:woot:

Lance.... how was the bar

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pretty good...lotsa lively discussion today :banana:

[RBP]

That sounds fun...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was...been awhile since I went out :)



I think I'll be hungover tomorrow tho :doh:

[RBP]

That's ok too, have a good hungover lazy Sunday watching Tim Tebow. :P

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's ok too, have a good hungover lazy Sunday watching Tim Tebow. :P

:beatdown:

[RBP]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:maniac:

[RBP]

He's the new star of the mile high city. the people love him. :lmao:

[Goofy]

I would've posted in this last night but i was too drunk to operate a computer :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I would've posted in this last night but i was too drunk to operate a computer :oops:

:drunkpost:

[redred]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

At 5 PM :facepalm:

[redred]

good i've ages to go :dance:

[minz]

Maybe we could have an "I wish I was drunk" thread :(

[redred]

that sounds crap:lol:

it's like i almost finished first in a race thread

[minz]

that sounds crap:lol:

it's like i almost finished first in a race thread

No wine in the house... yep, its crap :(

[redred]

just looked i have 6 bottles of red

[minz]

Oh im into rose at the moment, used to be a red wine drinker.

[redred]

and my other half she like the rose


the best was this was what was left in the house when we moved in :lol:
http://i.imgur.com/uVGEA.jpg (http://imgur.com/uVGEA)

[Hal-9000]

I'm not drunk :|

I do have two large yummy store bought coffees in front of me tho :face:

[redred]

:dance2:

[redred]

:funnel:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[redred]

what? it's friday

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

[Hal-9000]

Alcohol is the devil's lubricant [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Praise Satan :cheers:

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/uHF50.png

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/sO7hi.jpg

[Hal-9000]

My guy looks scarier than your guy!




holy! :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mine's the real Satan :hand:

[Hal-9000]

Mine's the Emperor's Dad from Star Wars

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fail:

[RBP]

Have fun Lance?

[Hal-9000]

:fail:


http://i.imgur.com/zBVps.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have fun Lance?

Possibly :shifty:

[RBP]

Possibly :shifty:

:woot: Any hot broads?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: Any hot broads?

Not so much ton ite...besides the bartenders

[RBP]

Not so much ton ite...besides the bartenders

Bartender eye candy ftw! :cheers:

[Hal-9000]

Bartender eye candy ftw! :cheers:

psssst...he goes to a bar called the Y.M.C.A.

bartenders there generally dress like firemen

[Satan]

Alcohol is the devil's lubricant [-(

:hand:

I use Astroglide... jalapeno flavored.


Praise Satan :cheers:

Yes. Praise me, my son.

:thumbsup:


http://i.imgur.com/uHF50.png

:huh:


http://i.imgur.com/sO7hi.jpg

:-s


My guy looks scarier than your guy!

holy! :lol:

:hand:

He ain't that scary-lookin'.


Mine's the real Satan :hand:

:-s

Actually... that's my brother, Larry.


Mine's the Emperor's Dad from Star Wars

[-(

He's still not me.


http://i.imgur.com/zBVps.jpg

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/L6fKg.gif

[Hal-9000]

Phew..I thought he was real.Like the scary guy from that South Park movie

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes. Praise me, my son.

http://i.imgur.com/vf6hC.jpg

[Satan]

http://i.imgur.com/L6fKg.gif

[-(


Phew..I thought he was real. Like the scary guy from that South Park movie

I am real.

[-(


http://i.imgur.com/vf6hC.jpg

:hand:

He's no Aaron Rodgers.

[Hal-9000]

It's colder than a witch's tit out there and my bud wants me to go over to his place.That will mean unsuckling his son from the computer and his Minecraft game.I may have to bring tools :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:shh:



I am real.

[-(



:hand:

He's no Aaron Rodgers.

Satan? How come when you quote Lance's posts his pictures show up as code links?

[Satan]

Satan? How come when you quote Lance's posts his pictures show up as code links?

:-k

I dunno. I think it has something to do with Lance liking Tebow now.

[Hal-9000]

Is Saddam with you tonight?



:lol:

[Hal-9000]

holy flashback :shock:


this rocks and could stand some volume


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlW9s_QGyJc&feature=related

[Hal-9000]

:cheerlead:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq5Ejw42Yog&feature=related

[Hal-9000]

*holds lighter up for drummer*



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZvXucCw2Jo&feature=related

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

:shakehead:







see ya :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:banana:

[RBP]

:banana:

:-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

:-k

[RBP]

only made it to 6:00? :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

6-1/2 hours of 2fers? :-s

[RBP]

6-1/2 hours of 2fers? :-s

Wimp. :giggle:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Any time you wanna go head-to-head, you let me know princess :hand:

[Pony]

You're done and I'm about to get started. *goes to pick up the slack*

[RBP]

Any time you wanna go head-to-head, you let me know princess :hand:

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're done and I'm about to get started. *goes to pick up the slack*

Not my fault you start late :hand:

[RBP]

You're done and I'm about to get started. *goes to pick up the slack*

He IS slacking.... tried to tell him that. 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They were giving out shots every time CU scored today too :puke:

[RBP]

They were giving out shots every time CU scored today too :puke:

That was 3 times... what were you drinking?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was I drinking regular or what were the shots?

[RBP]

the shots, I saw you tell Jez what the beer was...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Raspberry kamis

[RBP]

Raspberry kamis

the fuck? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

[RBP]

the fuck is it?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn rooks :facepalm:

Raspberry kamikazes? :-s

[RBP]

Damn rooks :facepalm:

Raspberry kamikazes? :-s

Ohhhhh... why didn't you say that? :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Pony]

Raspberry kamis

:gay:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:gay:

So drinking free shots the bar is handing out is gay? :-s

Okay Mr Richey McRicherson :hand:

[redred]

has goof been out drinking again?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2ZQZfDZvT-o/Rfsa6-NbCGI/AAAAAAAAAGI/Ys6v2yKflbE/s400/rock_on_weirdo2.jpg

[Goofy]

has goof been out drinking again?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2ZQZfDZvT-o/Rfsa6-NbCGI/AAAAAAAAAGI/Ys6v2yKflbE/s400/rock_on_weirdo2.jpg

I have no tattoos :nono: The rest is pretty close though :oops:

[Hal-9000]

Damn rooks :facepalm:

Raspberry kamikazes? :-s

Did you girls get your legs waxed too while you were out? :-s

[redred]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I feel another mysterious password change coming up for my account :lol:

[redred]

try 'Raspberry kamikazes' if it does :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

username Hal-9000
password Findanotherforumasshole

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

[Muddy]

I been drinkin Fat tire Amber..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've been drinking 4 hours worth of 2fers :banana:

[Muddy]

Whats a 2fer?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

2 for 1

[Muddy]

I dont know these things man.... i have beer and I have a fire pit..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I haver a bar 150 yards away :cheers:

[RBP]

I haver a bar 150 yards away :cheers:

bet you can't kick a field goal :nono:

[RBP]

How do you expect drunk people to find a drunk thread?? :x

[JoeyB]

How do you expect drunk people to find a drunk thread?? :x

If you can remember the 60's, you weren't there...same concept, if you can find the drunk thread, you are not drunk enough.

[RBP]

If you can remember the 60's, you weren't there...same concept, if you can find the drunk thread, you are not drunk enough.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uEMOeDZsA

[RBP]

For the love of God... wooo....... a 5th later :)

[RBP]

when in Rome Bitches

[RBP]

clicka licka ding dong.... time to pass the motherfuck out....

dude. night.

[redred]

How do you expect drunk people to find a drunk thread?? :x

i nearly missed this bad boy

[redred]

christmas drinks ftw :dance2:

[minz]

I'm sat in a hotel room with 3 other drunken women, we're going to regret this tomorrow :(

[redred]

Good luck minz

Sent from my HTC Wildfire

[minz]

Thanks I'm going to need it :lol: It is kinda funny trying to do homework when you cant think straight :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'm sat in a hotel room with 3 other drunken women, we're going to regret this tomorrow :(

Did any of you film the activity? :-s

[Hal-9000]

clicka licka ding dong.... time to pass the motherfuck out....

dude. night.

time to pass the motherfuck out

:rofl: nice...

[minz]

Did any of you film the activity? :-s

We did get some funny photo's but none that I can share :huh: :lol:

[Hal-9000]

We did get some funny photo's but none that I can share :huh: :lol:

:sad2: drunken sleepover pics are the best


I have some of Lance when we did the summer of bunkbeds sleepovers :thumbsup:

[redred]

this thread gives me an idea

[minz]

:sad2: drunken sleepover pics are the best


I have some of Lance when we did the summer of bunkbeds sleepovers :thumbsup:

Seriously, I work with a bunch of nutters :lol:

[redred]

hot nutters :tup:

[Hal-9000]

hot nutters :tup:

I thought my thong was big enough :oops:

[RBP]

We did get some funny photo's but none that I can share :huh: :lol:

:worthless:

[redred]

Half way there :woot:

Sent from my HTC Wildfire

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I feel like I was drunk last night

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Half way there :woot:

Sent from my HTC Wildfire

It's not even noon yet :facepalm:

[redred]

Gmt ftw :dance2:

Sent from my HTC Wildfire

[minz]

I wonder who the biggest contributor in this thread is :-k :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/crShI.png

[redred]

[-( not me

[redred]

:woot: super drunk bump

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/crShI.png

wow shocked me:lol:

[Fodster]

To: i'm drunk thread
From: Fodster

Message: See you later :wave:

[Goofy]

wow shocked me:lol:

Me too, i only have two posts :lol: Mind you, normally when i get home drunk i collapse on my bed before getting anywhere near the pc

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

[Richard Cranium]

I'm on it pretty good... 1 part Don jhulio tequila 2 parts orange juice 1 part pineapple juice.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

BWW FTW :cheers:

[Richard Cranium]

fuck, that sounds pretty good,, much better thsan reheated spaghetti.

[RBP]

BWW FTW :cheers:

Big Wild Women! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Big Wild Women! :cheers:

:slap:

[redred]

maybe :lol:

[redred]

:dance2: well done jack d

[redred]

:dance2:

[minz]

:lol: on a school night.

[redred]

i don't work :woot:

[redred]

what day is it any way? :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

This belongs in here.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7KCj36wIXs

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Zs1xfxaq4&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Zs1xfxaq4

[Muddy]

Red- I had my first sip of a Magners last night.. Pretty good!

[redred]

:lol: it's a start ,did you have it with ice or over ice as they call it?



i can't drink that stuff i find it too sweet ,in the uk most proper cider drinker tend to like the local apples to their area ,if that makes sense if i were to drive to the other side past london the taste would change to say a sharper or dryer kind , i'm lucky that my area is one of the best areas for cider

[Muddy]

It was in a pint glass with no ice... Ice sounds good.. It doesn't mess it up like beer?

[redred]

i wouldn't put ice in my cider but adding ice was part of the ad campaign for magners


Typically, Magners is advertised as being poured over ice. Drinking cider with ice mirrors the move towards chilled and "extra-cold" beers. Magners' success has led the UK's cider market-leader Scottish & Newcastle to introduce 'Sirrus', a version of its Strongbow Cider produced specifically to be poured over ice. In 2006 they also relaunched Bulmers Original in the UK, a premium packaged cider.[5]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magners

[minz]

:imok: Isn't it funny how the world always seems a better place after a bottle of wine or three :d

[RBP]

:imok: Isn't it funny how the world always seems a better place after a bottle of wine or three :d

:cheerlead:

[deebakes]

i jusy had sex wirh a woman who wasnr'r my wife :oops:

[Jezter]

i jusy had sex wirh a woman who wasnr'r my wife :oops:

This is not good...

[Goofy]

:shock: Was her name Pa(l)m?