Three Word Story!!!

[The Monk]

nutrition in there

[MrsM]

when consumed with

[Fodster]

alcohol, Rohypnol and

[The Monk]

smarties all rolled

[MrsM]

into a ball

[Joebob034]

and inserted in

[MrsM]

the butt with

[Fodster]

a Syringe that

[The Monk]

toots tunes to

[MrsM]

Rebecca Black's Friday

[The Monk]

full of shit

[Joebob034]

but less than

[The Monk]

bananas purchased from

[MrsM]

a fetish dungeon

[The Monk]

with free grope

[Joebob034]

policy when you

[The Monk]

found two of

[MrsM]

of the three

[Fodster]

in bed together

[The Monk]

slowly masturbating a

[Joebob034]

bear into submission.

[MrsM]

Later that day

[The Monk]

it was later

[MrsM]

than it was

[The Monk]

earlier yesterday, tomorrow

[dmni]

afternoon before it

[Joebob034]

became the day

[The Monk]

after the morning

[Noilly Pratt]

before the noon

[The Monk]

time late night

[Noilly Pratt]

snack for the

[MrsM]

day after tomorrow

[The Monk]

next time it

[Joebob034]

rains Monk will

[MrsM]

dance in the

[The Monk]

dark, doing things

[The Monk]

dance in the

You know, every time I look at your av with the knickers down around the ankles I have all sorts of erotic thoughts about you.....:lol:

[MrsM]

You know, every time I look at your av with the knickers down around the ankles I have all sorts of erotic thoughts about you.....:lol:

That's good - I like erotic thoughts ;)

[MrsM]

dark, doing things

that feel so

[Noilly Pratt]

good and bad

[Me too MrsM!]

[MrsM]

at the same

[The Monk]

space station since

[Noilly Pratt]

they just added

[The Monk]

water and stirred

[Noilly Pratt]

not shaken the

[The Monk]

shit out of

[pepo]

the monks' pooper

[Joebob034]

because it was

[The Monk]

stuck in there.

[Websponge]

gathering dust and

[pepo]

shooting lots of

[The Monk]

shit up his

[Joebob034]

butt with a

[The Monk]

broomstick greased with

[pepo]

spit and gum

[The Monk]

and polished by

[Joebob034]

an old women.

[MrsM]

Later that day,

[The Monk]

it was earlier

[dmni]

much much earlier

[pepo]

than later when

[MrsM]

later was earlier

[The Monk]

than later before

[Joebob034]

it was all

[MrsM]

too confusing to

[DemonGeminiX]

count the bunnies

[Joebob034]

that I cook

[MrsM]

with a nice

[The Monk]

slab of concrete

[Noilly Pratt]

and a hint

[MrsM]

of man juice

[Joebob034]

that is gross.

[JoeyB]

Once I fucked

[MrsM]

a man for

[JoeyB]

no good reason

[Joebob034]

other than to

[MrsM]

see what it

[spud]

felt like to

[JoeyB]

plunge deep into

[MrsM]

an area that

[Joebob034]

had no protection

[MrsM]

other than the

[dmni]

dirty mac over

[MrsM]

in the corner

[Joebob034]

by the boy

[MrsM]

with the big

[perrhaps]

sister who craved

[MrsM]

nuts covered in

[perrhaps]

a big glob

[Joebob034]

of chocolate with

[MrsM]

creamy filling from

[perrhaps]

his mother's favorite

[MrsM]

pie made from

[perrhaps]

scratch by perverted

[Joebob034]

cops who once

[MrsM]

collected all the

[perrhaps]

poor orphans living

[Joebob034]

underneath the bridge

[MrsM]

and put them

[perrhaps]

in a quandary

[Fodster]

full of total

[Joebob034]

despair and denial

[perrhaps]

not to mention

[MrsM]

that they also

[perrhaps]

were depressed by

[Joebob034]

the amount of

[perrhaps]

time they wasted

[MrsM]

counting flys that

[perrhaps]

were buzzing around

[Joebob034]

a pile of

[Fodster]

poo build up

[perrhaps]

near Grandma's favorite

[Joebob034]

rocking chair that

[MrsM]

she would sit

[perrhaps]

in after she

[MrsM]

Entertained the local

[perrhaps]

yokels who belonged

[Joebob034]

to a club

[perrhaps]

where members danced

[MrsM]

while covered in

[perrhaps]

bodysuits made of

[MrsM]

spandex and rubber

[Joebob034]

designed by a

[perrhaps]

pathetic Mexican waif

[MrsM]

who re-used rubber

[Fodster]

condoms to put

[perrhaps]

it mildly, violated

[Noilly Pratt]

the Geneva Convention

[Fodster]

and as such

[perrhaps]

greatly offended the

[Fodster]

hot sultry barmaid...

[perrhaps]

who lusted for

[The Monk]

salted peanuts or

[Noilly Pratt]

perhaps a new

[The Monk]

growth of thatch

[perrhaps]

above her luscious

[Noilly Pratt]

and quite moist

[perrhaps]

Kentucky Fried chicken

[Noilly Pratt]

with extra biscuits

[perrhaps]

and a heapin'

[HyperV12]

Of mushy peas

[Noilly Pratt]

and coleslaw, which

[HyperV12]

attracted wasps and

[perrhaps]

Muslims alike. Elsewhere,

[HyperV12]

FBI Special Agent

[The Monk]

Mahatma Cote decided

[HyperV12]

Her name was

[Noilly Pratt]

Too ethnic, so

[HyperV12]

went undercover as

[perrhaps]

a Chinese acrobat

[The Monk]

sucking huge raspberry

[HyperV12]

Flavoured pretzels while

[Noilly Pratt]

unicycling and simultaneously

[HyperV12]

Solving quantum mechanics

[Noilly Pratt]

problems with her

[HyperV12]

grandfathers handmade abacus

[Noilly Pratt]

that she electrified

[HyperV12]

rather cleverly by

[Starchild]

using a pair

[HyperV12]

of recycled organic

[Starchild]

soiled underpants which

[HyperV12]

were surprisingly effective

[Starchild]

and surgically removed

[HyperV12]

with a penknife

[Starchild]

by a skilled

[HyperV12]

amateur, after which

[Starchild]

he was forced

[HyperV12]

to watch while

[Noilly Pratt]

an endless loop

[Starchild]

of sausages passed

[HyperV12]

slowly and with

[Starchild]

fascinatingly tremendous dexterity

[HyperV12]

Before his eyes

[Starchild]

he watched whilst

[HyperV12]

simultaneously knitting a

[Starchild]

massive shed from

[HyperV12]

bungee cord and

[Starchild]

powdered egg, which

[HyperV12]

was unusual, given

[Starchild]

that knitting with

[HyperV12]

Powder was problematic

[Starchild]

especially when neutrons

[HyperV12]

collide with other

[Starchild]

which is unlikely

[HyperV12]

to affect the

[Noilly Pratt]

space-time continuum

[HyperV12]

unless a tachion

[Starchild]

isn't as fast

[HyperV12]

as previously thought

[Noilly Pratt]

But medical science

[Starchild]

categorically proves that

[HyperV12]

penguins can't fly

[Starchild]

unless they have

[HyperV12]

A jet pack

[DemonGeminiX]

and a kazoo

[HyperV12]

for inflight entertainment

[Starchild]

whilst airborne with

[HyperV12]

Nothing to read,

[Starchild]

meaning that they

[HyperV12]

make their own

[Noilly Pratt]

entertainment using only

[Starchild]

banana, cardboard and

[HyperV12]

a wet spaniel

[Starchild]

procured from Elvis

[Noilly Pratt]

when he was

[Starchild]

throwing some shapes

[HyperV12]

On the dancefloor

[Starchild]

using Stevie Wonder's

[HyperV12]

wife as a

[Starchild]

withered old jumpsuit

[HyperV12]

As a disguise

[Fodster]

that he used

[Starchild]

every time he

[Fodster]

went for a

[HyperV12]

date using Grinder

[Fodster]

and suddenly realised

[HyperV12]

the smell was

[Starchild]

getting worse every

[HyperV12]

time he opened

[Fodster]

his god dam

[HyperV12]

legs, which led

[Starchild]

directly to Narnia

[HyperV12]

but the passage

[Starchild]

was fraught with

[Fodster]

danger and amazing

[HyperV12]

deposits of gold

[Fodster]

and silver like

[HyperV12]

never seen in

[Starchild]

any of the

[HyperV12]

other crevices that

[Starchild]

infest the tightest

[HyperV12]

regions of the

[Starchild]

North Pole because

[HyperV12]

Einsteins theory proves

[The Monk]

north is south

[HyperV12]

provided the mass

[Fodster]

doesn't equate catergorically

[HyperV12]

or prematurely multiply

[Fodster]

into two gremlins

[HyperV12]

after midnight when

[Fodster]

archibald said he

[HyperV12]

performs satanic rituals

[Fodster]

which always resulted

[HyperV12]

in an orgy

[Starchild]

with pliable young

[HyperV12]

acrobats from the

[Starchild]

local mental asylum

[HyperV12]

Hickory dickory dock he said first. Why, we all want more camels for the ride to the local dress makers, to finish page one of the hooters girls who serve steaming, hot cups of delicious chocolate with marshmallows flavoured schnapps which had been stored for football teams afternoon girl on girl contest which was won by default by the she-male with the hot water tap on her chest pretending to be dead. The she-male said I am monk! Then he dropped dead from too much man love. The next day Venus shined through the cracks opening which looked like someone's broken bum! Then she said" Hey do you how to do make some sense? Otherwise I'll have to get pepo to bite your finger so you will bleed over the sink because I have many other insertable things for the jigsaw. When we all stand together, we look like trees in a row much like other people do when they stand beside the statue of broken cabbages in the winter snow. Those in a house made of cards will never deal a full deck before realising they removed walls the last time they dealt cards without inviting the media, and the clown in the hottub which was full of cheap laughs sponsored on the side of the old Berlin Wall that was dirty with lots of drawings of "Kilroy Was Here" .... and some drawings of things that looked a little like a penis but rather small was seen all in pepos mouth! Pepo stood and asked why he was being picked to open his mouth for men's dental magazines. He immediately stuck his pencil in a hole in the dyke and she said with a smile, that's a funny way to plug me! Can you remove it and lick it then re-insert it but please be more gentle because my butthole is very sore from the punishment from misbehaviour and loads and loads of Cornish pasties, that shoved up there. It's been said that having sex releases all kinds of gaseous substances which, if bottled could be sold on gumtree.com for as much as $2.99 plus postage and appreciable taxes only in areas or erogenous zones registered to receive a package in the mail overnight that arrived just before dinner proving that the Monk receives packages in disguise. Even though everyone knows that he secretly loves to receive packages out in the open while he uses his hand to make a sling to carry his skinny knob of bone through the day when friends drop by and shit on his chest after he spanks the monkey blue in frilly panties and makes it wear a rubber jacket for the golden oldies barn dance that takes place tri-weekly with cake and punch from animals droppings and bark from a dead dog that choked on that chicken from the barn where a fox sodomized the old tractor with a garden hose and a large piece of wood that was found on an old pile of poop behind the barn. Meanwhile, oversexed men everywhere were calling for MrsM to go visit JDGirl for an X-rated cuddling session with lights and camera angles chosen by those with intimate knowledge of the porn industry from the top studios three lesbians decided tongue and groove was the best way to achieve a higher sense of how to build cabinets for sex toy storage like MrsM and pepo use on JDGirl when she drops over for a long bath with Noilly when he is off his mind and then he is off his trolley on the smell of gas which goofy created after eating Haggis because he loves all fleshy organs 6 inches long stuffed in a big baggy saggy sack made from a tartan frog and a hippo's ball sack that was shaved and lush to the nth degree.

Next we went to a place that wasn't there but could be if you closed your eyes and pictured that the universe was actually a vegemite jar covered in sand and soggy wet tissues painted with lots of green and yellow like the belly of a tree frog from Hell, and buried in a pile of excrement with bits of cheese and garlic topped with strawberries and thick creamy man sauce from the monks tiny group of friends who all indulge in very kinky memories where everyone is covered in slime from giant snails from Joebobs nose picked early and often because there's a lot nutrition in there when consumed with alcohol, Rohypnol and smarties all rolled into a ball and inserted in the butt with a syringe that toots tunes to Rebecca Blacks Friday full of shit but less than bananas purchased from a fetish dungeon with free grope policy when you found two of the three in bed together slowly masturbating a bear into submission. Later that day it was later than it was earlier yesterday, tomorrow afternoon before it became the day after the morning before the noon time late night snack for the day after tomorrow next time it rains Monk will dance in the dark, doing things that feel so good and bad at the same space station since they just added water and stirred not shaken the shit out of the Monks pooper because it was stuck in there gathering dust and shooting lots of shit up his butt with a broomstick greased with spit and gum and polished by an old woman. Later that day, it was earlier much much earlier than later when later was earlier than later before it was all too confusing to count the bunnies that I cook with a nice slab of concrete and a hint of man juice that is gross. Once I fucked a man for no good reason other than to see what it felt like to plunge deep into an area that had no protection other than the dirty Mac over in the corner by the boy with the big sister who craved nuts covered in a big glob of chocolate with creamy filling from his mothers favourite pie made from scratch by perverted cops who once collected all the poor orphans living underneath the bridge and put them in a quandary full of total despair and denial not to mention that they also were depressed by the amount of time they wasted counting flies that were buzzing around a pile of poo build up near grandmas favourite rocking chair that she would sit in after she entertained the local yokels who belonged to a club where members danced while covered in bodysuits made of spandex and rubber designed by a pathetic Mexican waif who re-used rubber condoms to put it mildly, violated the Geneva Convention and as such greatly offended the hot sultry barmaid... who lusted for salted peanuts or perhaps a new growth of thatch above her lucious and quite moist Kentucky fried chicken with extra biscuits and a heapin' of mushy peas and coleslaw, which attracted wasps and Muslims alike. Elsewhere, FBI special agent Mahatma Cote decided her name was too ethnic, so went undercover as a Chinese acrobat sucking huge raspberry flavoured pretzels while unicycling and simultaneously solving quantum mechanics problems with her grandfathers handmade abacus that she electrified rather cleverly by using a pair of recycled organic soiled underpants which were surprisingly effective and surgically removed with a penknife by a skilled amateur, after which he was forced to watch while an endless loop of sausages passed slowly and with fascinatingly tremendous dexterity before his eyes he watched whilst simultaneously knitting a massive shed from bungee cord and powdered egg, which was unusual, given that knitting with powder was problematic especially when neutrons collide with other which is unlikely to affect the space time continuum unless a tachion isn't as fast as previously thought. But medical science categorically proves that penguins can't fly unless they have a jet pack and a kazoo for inflight entertainment whilst airborne with nothing to read, meaning that they make their own entertainment using only banana, cardboard and a wet spaniel procured from Elvis when he was throwing some shapes on the dancefloor using Stevie Wonders wife as a withered old jumpsuit as a disguise that he used every time he went for a date using Grinder and suddenly realised the smell was getting worse every time he opened his god dam legs, which led directly to Narnia but the passage was fraught with danger and amazing deposits of gold and silver like never seen in any of the other crevices that infest the tightest regions of the North Pole because Einstiens theory proves north is south provided the mass doesn't equate categorically or prematurely multiply into two gremlins after midnight when Archibald said he performs satanic rituals which always resulted in an orgy with pliable young acrobats from the local mental asylum on day release.

[Starchild]

to make them

[HyperV12]

easier to manipulate