Three Word Story!!!

[Joebob034]

For those of you unfamiliar with the game it's simple - we're making a story three words at a time. I'll start:



Hickory dickory dock

[pepo]

he said first.

[Foxdana]

Why, we all

[pepo]

want more camels

[Foxdana]

for the ride

[Joebob034]

to the local

[Foxdana]

dress makers, to

[The Monk]

finish page one

[Foxdana]

of the hooters

[Joebob034]

girls who serve

[Foxdana]

steaming, hot cups

[Cactus]

of delicious chocolate

[Foxdana]

with marshmallow flavoured

[Joebob034]

schnapps which had

[Foxdana]

been stored for

[The Monk]

football teams afternoon

[Foxdana]

girl on girl

[The Monk]

contest which was

[Foxdana]

won by default

[The Monk]

by the she-male

[Foxdana]

with the hot

[The Monk]

water tap on

[Foxdana]

her chest pretending

[The Monk]

to be dead.

[MrsM]

The she-male said

[pepo]

i am monk!

[MrsM]

Then he dropped

[Joebob034]

dead from too

[MrsM]

much man love.

[Godfather]

The next day

[Foxdana]

venus shined through

[The Monk]

the cracks opening

[Foxdana]

which looked liked

[The Monk]

someones broken bum!

[MrsM]

Then she said

[Joebob034]

"hey do you

[MrsM]

how to do

[The Monk]

make some sense?

[Starchild]

otherwise I'll have

[The Monk]

to get pepo

[Starchild]

to bite your

[Foxdana]

finger so you

[Starchild]

will bleed over

[MrsM]

the sink because

[Joebob034]

I have many

[MrsM]

other insertable things

[The Monk]

for the jigsaw.

[Foxdana]

When we all

[Noilly Pratt]

stand together, we

[MrsM]

look like trees

[Noilly Pratt]

in a row

[MrsM]

much like other

[Joebob034]

people do when

[MrsM]

they stand beside

[The Monk]

The Statue of

[Foxdana]

broken cabbages in

[DemonGeminiX]

the winter snow.

[Godfather]

Those in a

[MrsM]

house made of

[Godfather]

cards will never

[MrsM]

deal a full

[Godfather]

deck before realizing

[MrsM]

they removed walls

[Godfather]

the last time

[MrsM]

they dealt cards

[Godfather]

without inviting the

[Noilly Pratt]

media, and the

[The Monk]

Clown in the

[MrsM]

hottub which was

[Joebob034]

full of cheap

[The Monk]

laughs sponsored on

[MrsM]

the side of

[The Monk]

the old Berlin

[MrsM]

wall that was

[Joebob034]

dirty with lots

[MrsM]

of drawings of

[The Monk]

"Kilroy Was Here"....

[Foxdana]

and some drawings

[The Monk]

of things that

[Joebob034]

looked a little

[MrsM]

like a penis

[Noilly Pratt]

but rather small

[MrsM]

was seen all

[The Monk]

in pepo's mouth!

[MrsM]

Pepo stood and

[Joebob034]

asked why he

[MrsM]

was being picked

[The Monk]

to open his

[The Monk]

mouth for men's

[Noilly Pratt]

dental magazines. He

[The Monk]

immediately stuck his

[Joebob034]

pencil in a

[MrsM]

hole in the

[The Monk]

dyke and she

[Noilly Pratt]

said with a

[MrsM]

smile, that's a

[Joebob034]

funny way to

[The Monk]

plug me! Can

[MrsM]

you remove it

[The Monk]

and lick it

[MrsM]

then re-insert it

[Noilly Pratt]

but please be

[MrsM]

more gentle because

[Joebob034]

my butthole is

[MrsM]

very sore from

[Noilly Pratt]

the punishment from

[The Monk]

misbehaviour and loads

[MrsM]

and loads of

[Foxdana]

cornish pasties, that

[The Monk]

shoved up there.

[Foxdana]

Its been said

[The Monk]

that having sex

[Foxdana]

releases all kinds

[The Monk]

of gaseous substances

[Foxdana]

which, if bottled

[The Monk]

could be sold

[Foxdana]

on gumtree.com for

[The Monk]

as much as

[Foxdana]

$2.99 plus postage

[MrsM]

and applicable taxes

[Joebob034]

only in areas

[The Monk]

or erogenous zones

[Foxdana]

registered to receive

[MrsM]

a package in

[The Monk]

the mail overnight

[Godfather]

that arrived just

[The Monk]

before dinner proving

[Joebob034]

that the Monk

[MrsM]

receives packages in

[DemonGeminiX]

disguise. Even though

[MrsM]

everyone knows that

[Joebob034]

he secretly loves

[MrsM]

to receive packages

[Noilly Pratt]

out in the

[MrsM]

open while he

[The Monk]

uses his hand

[Joebob034]

to make a

[MrsM]

sling to carry

[The Monk]

his skinny knob

[Foxdana]

of bone through

[MrsM]

the day when

[Noilly Pratt]

friends drop by

[The Monk]

and shit on

[Joebob034]

his chest after

[MrsM]

he spanks the

[The Monk]

monkey blue in

[MrsM]

frilly panties and

[Joebob034]

makes it wear

[MrsM]

a rubber jacket

[The Monk]

for the golden

[Foxdana]

oldies barn dance

[MrsM]

that takes place

[Foxdana]

tri-weekly with cake

[MrsM]

and punch from

[The Monk]

animals droppings and

[Foxdana]

bark from a

[The Monk]

dead dog that

[Foxdana]

choked on that

[MrsM]

chicken from the

[Joebob034]

barn where a

[MrsM]

fox sodomized the

[The Monk]

old tractor with

[Foxdana]

a garden hose

[MrsM]

and a large

[Joebob034]

piece of wood

[MrsM]

that was found

[DemonGeminiX]

on an old

[pepo]

pile of poop

[MrsM]

behind the barn.

[The Monk]

Meanwhile, oversexed men

[MrsM]

everywhere were calling

[Joebob034]

for MrsM to

[MrsM]

go visit JDGirl

[The Monk]

for an x-rated

[MrsM]

cuddling session with

[The Monk]

lights and camera

[Foxdana]

angles chosen by

[The Monk]

those with intimate

[MrsM]

knowledge of the

[Joebob034]

porn industry from

[MrsM]

the top studios

[The Monk]

three lesbians decided

[St. George]

tongue and groove

[Noilly Pratt]

was the best

[St. George]

way to achieve

[Joebob034]

a higher sense

[MrsM]

of how to

[The Monk]

build cabinets for

[MrsM]

sex toy storage

[pepo]

like mrsm and

[Joebob034]

pepo use on

[MrsM]

JDGirl when she

[Noilly Pratt]

drops over for

[MrsM]

for a long

[Joebob034]

bath with Noilly

[MrsM]

when he is

[The Monk]

off his mind

[Fodster]

and then he

[Foxdana]

is off his

[Fodster]

trolley on the

[Foxdana]

smell of gas

[Fodster]

which goofy created

[MrsM]

after eating Haggis

[Fodster]

because he loves

[MrsM]

all fleshy organs

[Fodster]

6 inches long

[MrsM]

stuffed in a

[Fodster]

big baggy saggy

[MrsM]

sack made from

[The Monk]

a tartan frog

[Foxdana]

and a hippo's

[Fodster]

ball sack that

[MrsM]

was shaved and

[Fodster]

lush to the

[The Monk]

nth degree.

Next

[Joebob034]

we went to

[MrsM]

a place that

[The Monk]

wasn't there but

[Foxdana]

could be if

[MrsM]

you closed your

[Joebob034]

eyes and pictured

[Noilly Pratt]

that the universe

[MrsM]

was actually a

[The Monk]

vegemite jar covered

[MrsM]

in sand and

[Fodster]

soggy wet tissues

[MrsM]

painted with lots

[St. George]

of green and

[MrsM]

yellow like the

[Joebob034]

belly of a

[MrsM]

tree frog from

[Noilly Pratt]

Hell, and buried

[MrsM]

in a pile

[Joebob034]

of excrement with

[MrsM]

with bits of

[Fodster]

cheese and garlic

[The Monk]

topped with strawberries

[Fodster]

and thick creamy

[MrsM]

man sauce from

[Fodster]

the monks tiny

[MrsM]

group of friends

[The Monk]

who all indulge

[MrsM]

in very kinky

[The Monk]

memories where everyone

[MrsM]

is covered in

[Joebob034]

slime from giant

[MrsM]

snails from Joebob's

[The Monk]

nose, picked early

[MrsM]

and often because

[Joebob034]

there's a lot