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classically trained orchestra which played

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(Nice)

only when Bishop Desmond Tutu

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danced like a man posessed

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of the rapture during the

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Adagio for Strings played by

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the Mormon tabernacle choir sextet

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Brilliant! :rofl:

after they all inhaled helium

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Brilliant! :rofl:

after they all inhaled helium

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to enhance their performance when

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singing along to Desmond who

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had a falsetto to die

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for and a purple jumpsuit

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Split to the waist, raising

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his crucifix above his head

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during his stage routine that

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ended in disaster when his

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cock slipped out of his

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basket of eggs that were

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Strangely warm given that they

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had just come out of

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Mrs Thatcher who had been

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riding a donkey along with

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Pele after his magnificent goal

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was disallowed due to the

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bias of the referee who

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stood behind a large rhino

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that escaped from the circus

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along with five large buckets

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of old nanny goat tails

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and six large buckets of

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chicken drumsticks, fries and coleslaw

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which were eaten quickly by

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parasites that infested the nooks

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and crannies of the largest armpit

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of the rhino handler, M'bote

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who was suffering with excessive

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Fleas and flatulence that hampered

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any chance of him getting

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a visa to America where

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he was going to live

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under the name of Stephanie

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ann louise who was a

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go-go dancer in Albuquerque, who

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specialised with celery stalks and

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really big very long vegatables

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erotically carved in the tradition

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of a huge monumental piece

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originally designed by the same

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cunt that designed the other

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:rofl: (a bit bored are we?)

dungeon implements. Meanwhile, across town

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in kangeroo land, the weather

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meant that Father Flanagan couldn't

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even begin to get his

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altar boys arranged properly due

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to the size of their

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cloisters, he consulted the ancient

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prophet, who advised him not

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to bet against the house

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because it was against humanity

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and a soft seventeen, which

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totally disrespected the feelings that

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Mother Superior expressed when she

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gave birth to the little

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bastard child at fifteen when

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first communion was announced which

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interrupted the service and made

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the choir sing a chorus

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of 'Like a Vrirgin' loudly

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enough to be heard by

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Jimmy, the mild mannered janitor,

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even when he was having

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a break in the belfry,

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trying to play golf

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with a candlestick and a

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turnip. He hit it as

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the bells swung to indicate

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that he scored a bogey

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, ending his record breaking streak.

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He was so annoyed that

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he kicked the church cat

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which came back and bit

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Father Flannagan who had come

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to play Parcheesi with a

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board made entirely from genuine

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cheesecake served up with some

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liver and fava beans, slowly

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over two months before someone