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The Monk
02-15-2011, 08:58 AM
Suddenly, a shot rang out

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:10 AM
and he fell from a

The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:21 AM
tree right into the centre

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:22 AM
of the lions dinner, which

The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:23 AM
happened to be on television

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:27 AM
on pay per view for

The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:28 AM
children to watch after school

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:43 AM
work and chores are done,

The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:45 AM
nudity was not on the

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:54 AM
cards, due to its time

The Monk
02-15-2011, 10:41 AM
in the shower. Are you

MrsM
02-15-2011, 02:00 PM
ready to take me to

The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:29 AM
bed where there are another

MrsM
02-16-2011, 03:04 PM
five or six people waiting

The Monk
02-17-2011, 10:41 AM
, all female I hope because

Foxdana
02-17-2011, 10:45 AM
too many cocks spoil the

Starchild
02-17-2011, 10:58 AM
atmosphere due to the amount

Foxdana
02-17-2011, 10:58 AM
testosterone needed to maintain the

Starchild
02-17-2011, 11:00 AM
huge lengths of stiffness which

Foxdana
02-17-2011, 11:09 AM
would also have an added

Starchild
02-17-2011, 11:11 AM
bonus for those ladies who

MrsM
02-17-2011, 01:15 PM
were expecting many men to

The Monk
02-18-2011, 10:06 AM
pay up to $8.50 to

Foxdana
02-18-2011, 10:55 AM
for their cut in the

Noilly Pratt
02-18-2011, 02:30 PM
profits that would normally go

MrsM
02-18-2011, 02:33 PM
towards buying extra lube for

Noilly Pratt
02-18-2011, 02:52 PM
the gears that crank the

MrsM
02-18-2011, 02:58 PM
moving parts of a clock.

The Monk
02-19-2011, 10:06 AM
or is that a cock?

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 10:34 AM
No, I'm pretty sure its

DemonGeminiX
02-19-2011, 04:10 PM
a clock because it ticks

MrsM
02-19-2011, 08:05 PM
, tocks and has hands made

Noilly Pratt
02-20-2011, 12:09 AM
from plastic, shaped like a

The Monk
02-20-2011, 10:16 AM
clocks hands which is really

MrsM
02-20-2011, 04:27 PM
what clock hands should be

The Monk
02-21-2011, 09:40 AM
shaped like, that is not

MrsM
02-22-2011, 08:12 PM
to say that they cannot

The Monk
02-23-2011, 01:36 PM
also be shaped like a

MrsM
02-23-2011, 03:30 PM
leg or an arm or

The Monk
02-24-2011, 01:54 AM
a dick or a tit

Noilly Pratt
02-24-2011, 10:03 PM
or perhaps fashioned out of

MrsM
02-24-2011, 11:32 PM
little bones found in the

The Monk
02-25-2011, 01:33 AM
the back of the kitchen

MrsM
02-25-2011, 06:40 PM
where the chef keeps his

The Monk
02-27-2011, 09:49 AM
underwear and collection of frilly

The Monk
02-28-2011, 04:39 AM
panties belong to Lance which

Noilly Pratt
02-28-2011, 04:13 PM
do not fit him, but

The Monk
02-28-2011, 04:15 PM
he put them on anyway

MrsM
02-28-2011, 08:52 PM
and pranced around in the

The Monk
03-01-2011, 04:14 AM
city plaza so that everyone

Noilly Pratt
03-01-2011, 06:26 PM
could understand why such a

MrsM
03-02-2011, 03:00 AM
sexy man can still wear

The Monk
03-02-2011, 10:33 AM
his wifes knickers and manage

MrsM
03-02-2011, 02:03 PM
not to look like a

The Monk
03-03-2011, 10:08 AM
female version of Noilly Pratt

MrsM
03-03-2011, 02:41 PM
, who is sexy but not

Noilly Pratt
03-03-2011, 07:44 PM
female, or prone to wearing

(Thanks MrsM! :D)

MrsM
03-03-2011, 08:02 PM
any underwear as he prefers

Noilly Pratt
03-04-2011, 05:03 AM
the wind to whistle between

The Monk
03-04-2011, 09:43 AM
his lips while sucking his

MrsM
03-04-2011, 02:24 PM
fingers after they were dipped

Foxdana
03-05-2011, 10:11 AM
slowly into a beautiful Irish

The Monk
03-05-2011, 10:39 AM
maiden who then offered herself

Foxdana
03-05-2011, 10:43 AM
to him for a taste

The Monk
03-05-2011, 10:44 AM
of the really wild form

Foxdana
03-05-2011, 10:51 AM
shaped shrub, the was conveniently

The Monk
03-05-2011, 10:59 AM
planted in pepo's bum so

Foxdana
03-05-2011, 11:05 AM
the family photo would be

The Monk
03-05-2011, 11:15 AM
leafy green for all to

Foxdana
03-05-2011, 11:18 AM
admire the winged creatures perched

MrsM
03-05-2011, 05:55 PM
high in the branches, just

The Monk
03-06-2011, 11:06 AM
above the water line near

Foxdana
03-06-2011, 11:11 AM
the pier which had some

MrsM
03-06-2011, 04:15 PM
rusty boats that were used

The Monk
03-07-2011, 06:24 AM
for smuggling prostitutes for the

Godfather
03-07-2011, 07:53 AM
pro am hooker convention 2011

The Monk
03-07-2011, 02:03 PM
run by Godfather and his

MrsM
03-07-2011, 03:21 PM
gang of men that can't

Noilly Pratt
03-09-2011, 08:10 PM
jump or can't get

MrsM
03-10-2011, 12:47 AM
their own women to do

The Monk
03-10-2011, 06:56 AM
what MrsM posts pictures of

MrsM
03-11-2011, 01:31 AM
Which they could if they

The Monk
03-12-2011, 10:25 AM
would but they can't so

Foxdana
03-12-2011, 10:37 AM
they pay for it with

MrsM
03-12-2011, 05:44 PM
women that have an addiction

Noilly Pratt
03-13-2011, 07:15 AM
to shopping at the nearest

The Monk
03-13-2011, 11:55 AM
brothel where they buy the

MrsM
03-14-2011, 08:13 PM
used condoms and sell it

The Monk
03-15-2011, 08:31 AM
to covens for various brews

MrsM
03-16-2011, 01:55 PM
and fertility clinics that use

The Monk
03-18-2011, 10:26 AM
MrsM as a private consultant

Foxdana
03-18-2011, 10:42 AM
to the erotic needs of

MrsM
03-18-2011, 08:18 PM
both men and women that

Foxdana
03-19-2011, 11:11 AM
have lost the feelings required

MrsM
03-19-2011, 05:19 PM
to properly do what people

The Monk
03-20-2011, 10:32 AM
do behind their garden sheds

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 10:39 AM
which includes, collecting spiders and

The Monk
03-20-2011, 10:47 AM
playing doctors with the girl

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 10:52 AM
from next door who made

MrsM
03-21-2011, 01:17 AM
all the boys feel like

pepo
03-24-2011, 01:36 PM
big men with tiny little

The Monk
03-25-2011, 02:21 AM
dicks like pepo's should stay

MrsM
03-25-2011, 02:52 AM
away from the bird cage

The Monk
03-26-2011, 02:21 PM
where peckers get pecked by

MrsM
03-27-2011, 02:12 AM
parrots named Polly pearched on

The Monk
03-27-2011, 08:10 AM
pepo's prolonged pecker passing poop

MrsM
03-29-2011, 03:46 AM
. Everyone wondered what Monk was

The Monk
03-29-2011, 07:51 AM
doing dressed when the rest

MrsM
03-29-2011, 02:59 PM
were already naked and touching

pepo
03-29-2011, 03:25 PM
themself with a ten foot

MrsM
03-30-2011, 12:20 AM
long rubber replica of Softdreamer's

Noilly Pratt
03-30-2011, 02:14 AM
absolutely dreamy but completely unobtainable

MrsM
03-30-2011, 03:01 AM
arm and hand, each using

The Monk
03-31-2011, 11:51 AM
turns on his penis pump

MrsM
03-31-2011, 03:44 PM
to give each other hickies

The Monk
04-01-2011, 11:39 AM
on both his bum cheeks

Foxdana
04-01-2011, 11:46 AM
hoping to make a connection

dmni
04-01-2011, 01:03 PM
to everyone on this forum

Fodster
04-01-2011, 03:45 PM
for once and for all

The Monk
04-02-2011, 10:55 AM
.


Five free flourishing frontal facets

MrsM
04-04-2011, 06:59 PM
fashioned freakishly for fancy facade

The Monk
04-05-2011, 10:55 AM
facing four further fringe fanatics

Foxdana
04-05-2011, 11:04 AM
fucking forcefully facing a full

MrsM
04-06-2011, 12:31 AM
face of fudge from France

Noilly Pratt
04-06-2011, 05:21 PM
fell face forward, far from

MrsM
04-06-2011, 05:27 PM
free fast food french fries

Noilly Pratt
04-06-2011, 05:29 PM
freshly fried from furious frycooks

MrsM
04-08-2011, 01:20 AM
frightened first from fat foxes

The Monk
04-09-2011, 02:02 PM
fucking filthy fat female foxes

MrsM
04-10-2011, 05:26 PM
from farmer Fred's fox farm

Fodster
04-11-2011, 04:12 AM
found four furlongs from France

MrsM
04-19-2011, 03:56 PM
further findings found five freaky

Fodster
04-20-2011, 02:10 AM
famous feverish females from Frankfurt

Griffin
04-20-2011, 02:40 AM
for fucksakes, fabricate favorable fables!

MrsM
04-20-2011, 05:34 PM
Before Bob bounced blindly backward

Fodster
05-03-2011, 01:53 AM
on top of a bucking

The Monk
05-03-2011, 11:08 AM
bold blue beast before bringing

MrsM
05-03-2011, 03:04 PM
big breasted bitches before boys

Fodster
05-04-2011, 03:43 AM
big bellend boys before bitches

MrsM
05-04-2011, 03:44 PM
bit bunches of bad bananas

The Monk
05-05-2011, 08:52 AM
best beaten before buying breakfast

MrsM
05-13-2011, 03:05 AM
because babes blindly believe before

DemonGeminiX
06-21-2011, 06:52 AM
bellowing badly big bile bags

The Monk
06-21-2011, 12:40 PM
bursting below bruised brown bananas

MrsM
06-21-2011, 05:21 PM
because bitches be blowing baloney

The Monk
06-22-2011, 01:05 PM
before beginning belated birthday bonus

Noilly Pratt
08-19-2011, 03:23 PM
"Bah!" bellowed Benny. Bring beer

MrsM
08-19-2011, 03:27 PM
because beer brings babe's boobs

perrhaps
11-05-2011, 06:00 PM
before babbling buffoons barely breathing

MrsM
11-09-2011, 02:26 AM
build bats bearing big baboons

Fodster
04-19-2015, 06:49 AM
and touching their own bodily

perrhaps
04-20-2015, 02:47 PM
functions remained a taboo in

Noilly Pratt
04-20-2015, 08:32 PM
this universe, but not so

Fodster
04-21-2015, 06:18 AM
much that they couldn't defecate

The Monk
04-27-2015, 10:27 AM
with butt plugs inserted because

perrhaps
05-05-2015, 12:44 PM
that's the way it's done

Fodster
05-05-2015, 12:45 PM
in michigan, said the big ...

The Monk
05-08-2015, 10:06 AM
homosexual while he sat idly

perrhaps
05-08-2015, 12:53 PM
next to Muddy, the frustrated

The Monk
05-21-2015, 12:00 PM
gnome who pretends he is

perrhaps
05-21-2015, 01:32 PM
Puff, the Magic Dragon, while

The Monk
05-23-2015, 11:03 AM
Smaug decided it was now

Noilly Pratt
05-23-2015, 02:08 PM
High time that he went

The Monk
06-04-2015, 11:24 AM
two steps forward and one

perrhaps
06-16-2015, 11:42 PM
for all and all for

Noilly Pratt
06-17-2015, 12:59 AM
the sake of a song

perrhaps
06-19-2015, 08:48 AM
sung blue, everybody knows one

Noilly Pratt
06-19-2015, 03:28 PM
but it takes one to

perrhaps
06-21-2015, 08:53 AM
little mistake to totally ruin

The Monk
06-22-2015, 10:11 AM
not reading the previous post

Fodster
06-23-2015, 03:20 AM
can sometimes lead to a...

perrhaps
06-25-2015, 10:32 PM
flipping the bird to smug

Noilly Pratt
06-26-2015, 03:45 PM
comedians who tell dirty limericks

The Monk
07-02-2015, 09:39 AM
and darn socks along with

perrhaps
07-04-2015, 09:02 AM
cursing the darkness, instead of

Noilly Pratt
07-04-2015, 04:41 PM
actually doing what they were

perrhaps
07-07-2015, 09:19 AM
thinking about when they sat

The Monk
07-15-2015, 10:22 AM
drinking absinthe just before having

perrhaps
07-19-2015, 09:26 AM
a lively discussion with ambidexterous

The Monk
07-19-2015, 10:20 AM
chimpanzees constantly using their force

perrhaps
07-20-2015, 10:08 PM
to have their basest instincts

The Monk
08-11-2015, 11:27 AM
put up for sale like

DemonGeminiX
09-11-2015, 03:00 PM
a cheap whore that enjoys

Noilly Pratt
09-11-2015, 03:37 PM
stamp collecting Zimbabwean stamps while

DemonGeminiX
09-11-2015, 10:14 PM
simultaneously playing the kazoo and

perrhaps
09-16-2015, 09:03 AM
playing Risk while fondling her

Goofy
09-16-2015, 10:42 AM
Massive tits. Then i slipped.....

perrhaps
09-17-2015, 09:06 AM
up, by not being able

The Monk
09-24-2015, 11:50 AM
or even willing to do

Noilly Pratt
09-24-2015, 04:03 PM
the slightest thing to help

The Monk
09-25-2015, 10:19 AM
bake cakes for John Lennon

perrhaps
10-05-2015, 09:26 AM
who wasn't hungry, as he

Noilly Pratt
10-05-2015, 02:45 PM
had a big meal at

perrhaps
10-06-2015, 09:12 AM
Jeffrey Dahmer's café, where the

Noilly Pratt
10-06-2015, 03:12 PM
price of admission is quite

perrhaps
10-08-2015, 09:16 AM
steep, especially when you consider

HyperV12
10-08-2015, 11:28 AM
The fact that you have

Noilly Pratt
10-08-2015, 06:09 PM
too many things you can

HyperV12
10-08-2015, 07:04 PM
be charged with by the

perrhaps
10-09-2015, 08:58 AM
mindless bureaucrats that infest our

HyperV12
10-09-2015, 09:22 AM
Everyday existence with their continual

The Monk
10-10-2015, 11:41 AM
hyperbole that most people mispronounced

HyperV12
10-10-2015, 02:29 PM
the word aluminium in America

perrhaps
10-12-2015, 09:01 AM
which has no unnecessary "u"

The Monk
10-12-2015, 10:18 AM
but rather a large erect

HyperV12
10-12-2015, 11:27 AM
Monument dedicated to the eccentric

Noilly Pratt
10-13-2015, 12:25 AM
old man by the river

HyperV12
10-13-2015, 10:08 AM
who in his youth had

Noilly Pratt
10-13-2015, 08:09 PM
been tried but not convicted

HyperV12
10-15-2015, 03:31 PM
a series of unrelated but

Noilly Pratt
10-15-2015, 05:17 PM
quite important charges that stated

HyperV12
10-15-2015, 05:24 PM
in no uncertain terms that

Starchild
10-26-2015, 05:36 PM
it would work better when

HyperV12
10-26-2015, 07:45 PM
he admitted the role he

Starchild
10-26-2015, 09:03 PM
had previously carried out, but

HyperV12
10-26-2015, 11:45 PM
he was in denial resulting

Starchild
10-27-2015, 08:00 AM
in a massive argument leading

HyperV12
10-27-2015, 10:01 AM
to severing of diplomatic relations

Starchild
10-27-2015, 01:44 PM
throughout the entire union of

HyperV12
10-27-2015, 02:14 PM
Cannukistan and Yemen where riots

Starchild
10-27-2015, 04:00 PM
were widespread, resulting in massive

HyperV12
10-27-2015, 05:51 PM
butter mountains due to excess

Starchild
10-27-2015, 06:46 PM
Slavic repression amongst the most

Noilly Pratt
10-27-2015, 08:30 PM
bitterly opposed rebels in the

Starchild
10-27-2015, 10:25 PM
northernmost regions of the tundra

HyperV12
10-28-2015, 09:15 AM
where penguins had evolved into

Noilly Pratt
10-28-2015, 02:56 PM
lethal, demonic killing machines. They

HyperV12
10-28-2015, 03:39 PM
roamed freely satisfying their unholy

Starchild
10-28-2015, 11:23 PM
desires using nothing but exceptionally

HyperV12
10-29-2015, 12:05 AM
sharp intellects and a comfy

Starchild
10-29-2015, 11:39 AM
handled scimitar made entirely of

HyperV12
10-29-2015, 12:46 PM
recycled printer ink cartridges collected

Starchild
10-29-2015, 02:00 PM
from all of the local

HyperV12
10-29-2015, 04:59 PM
Crack dens where junkies moonlight

Starchild
10-29-2015, 09:21 PM
on a regular basis with

HyperV12
11-02-2015, 09:34 AM
as freelance reporters on many

Starchild
11-05-2015, 08:38 AM
different topical subjects including giant

HyperV12
11-05-2015, 09:04 AM
issues such as the global

Noilly Pratt
11-05-2015, 04:24 PM
cooling of the earth, which

HyperV12
11-05-2015, 05:56 PM
the Penguins welcomed as a

Starchild
11-08-2015, 09:21 AM
useful chocolatey pick uppable break

HyperV12
11-08-2015, 10:39 AM
(pick uppable?? :rofl:)

In the never ending struggle

Starchild
11-08-2015, 11:52 AM
(pick uppable?? :rofl:)

In the never ending struggle

(Trying to think up a suitable P.p.p.p.p.pick up a Penguin line but couldn't be bothered to think it through)

anyway........

with the continued countervailing tensions

HyperV12
11-08-2015, 01:29 PM
prevalent from the anti aquatic

Starchild
11-08-2015, 06:50 PM
and somewhat menacing topsoil movement

HyperV12
11-08-2015, 08:11 PM
Led by the notorious criminal

Starchild
11-09-2015, 11:17 AM
matchbook gang who specialise in

HyperV12
11-09-2015, 01:58 PM
striking where least expected and

Starchild
11-09-2015, 06:32 PM
causing death and carnage whenever

HyperV12
11-09-2015, 07:47 PM
it's possible to promote their