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The Monk
02-15-2011, 08:58 AM
Suddenly, a shot rang out
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:10 AM
and he fell from a
The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:21 AM
tree right into the centre
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:22 AM
of the lions dinner, which
The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:23 AM
happened to be on television
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:27 AM
on pay per view for
The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:28 AM
children to watch after school
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:43 AM
work and chores are done,
The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:45 AM
nudity was not on the
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:54 AM
cards, due to its time
The Monk
02-15-2011, 10:41 AM
in the shower. Are you
The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:29 AM
bed where there are another
five or six people waiting
The Monk
02-17-2011, 10:41 AM
, all female I hope because
Foxdana
02-17-2011, 10:45 AM
too many cocks spoil the
Starchild
02-17-2011, 10:58 AM
atmosphere due to the amount
Foxdana
02-17-2011, 10:58 AM
testosterone needed to maintain the
Starchild
02-17-2011, 11:00 AM
huge lengths of stiffness which
Foxdana
02-17-2011, 11:09 AM
would also have an added
Starchild
02-17-2011, 11:11 AM
bonus for those ladies who
were expecting many men to
The Monk
02-18-2011, 10:06 AM
pay up to $8.50 to
Foxdana
02-18-2011, 10:55 AM
for their cut in the
Noilly Pratt
02-18-2011, 02:30 PM
profits that would normally go
towards buying extra lube for
Noilly Pratt
02-18-2011, 02:52 PM
the gears that crank the
The Monk
02-19-2011, 10:06 AM
or is that a cock?
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 10:34 AM
No, I'm pretty sure its
DemonGeminiX
02-19-2011, 04:10 PM
a clock because it ticks
, tocks and has hands made
Noilly Pratt
02-20-2011, 12:09 AM
from plastic, shaped like a
The Monk
02-20-2011, 10:16 AM
clocks hands which is really
what clock hands should be
The Monk
02-21-2011, 09:40 AM
shaped like, that is not
The Monk
02-23-2011, 01:36 PM
also be shaped like a
The Monk
02-24-2011, 01:54 AM
a dick or a tit
Noilly Pratt
02-24-2011, 10:03 PM
or perhaps fashioned out of
little bones found in the
The Monk
02-25-2011, 01:33 AM
the back of the kitchen
The Monk
02-27-2011, 09:49 AM
underwear and collection of frilly
The Monk
02-28-2011, 04:39 AM
panties belong to Lance which
Noilly Pratt
02-28-2011, 04:13 PM
do not fit him, but
The Monk
02-28-2011, 04:15 PM
he put them on anyway
and pranced around in the
The Monk
03-01-2011, 04:14 AM
city plaza so that everyone
Noilly Pratt
03-01-2011, 06:26 PM
could understand why such a
The Monk
03-02-2011, 10:33 AM
his wifes knickers and manage
The Monk
03-03-2011, 10:08 AM
female version of Noilly Pratt
Noilly Pratt
03-03-2011, 07:44 PM
female, or prone to wearing
(Thanks MrsM! :D)
any underwear as he prefers
Noilly Pratt
03-04-2011, 05:03 AM
the wind to whistle between
The Monk
03-04-2011, 09:43 AM
his lips while sucking his
fingers after they were dipped
Foxdana
03-05-2011, 10:11 AM
slowly into a beautiful Irish
The Monk
03-05-2011, 10:39 AM
maiden who then offered herself
Foxdana
03-05-2011, 10:43 AM
to him for a taste
The Monk
03-05-2011, 10:44 AM
of the really wild form
Foxdana
03-05-2011, 10:51 AM
shaped shrub, the was conveniently
The Monk
03-05-2011, 10:59 AM
planted in pepo's bum so
Foxdana
03-05-2011, 11:05 AM
the family photo would be
The Monk
03-05-2011, 11:15 AM
leafy green for all to
Foxdana
03-05-2011, 11:18 AM
admire the winged creatures perched
high in the branches, just
The Monk
03-06-2011, 11:06 AM
above the water line near
Foxdana
03-06-2011, 11:11 AM
the pier which had some
rusty boats that were used
The Monk
03-07-2011, 06:24 AM
for smuggling prostitutes for the
Godfather
03-07-2011, 07:53 AM
pro am hooker convention 2011
The Monk
03-07-2011, 02:03 PM
run by Godfather and his
Noilly Pratt
03-09-2011, 08:10 PM
jump or can't get
The Monk
03-10-2011, 06:56 AM
what MrsM posts pictures of
The Monk
03-12-2011, 10:25 AM
would but they can't so
Foxdana
03-12-2011, 10:37 AM
they pay for it with
women that have an addiction
Noilly Pratt
03-13-2011, 07:15 AM
to shopping at the nearest
The Monk
03-13-2011, 11:55 AM
brothel where they buy the
The Monk
03-15-2011, 08:31 AM
to covens for various brews
and fertility clinics that use
The Monk
03-18-2011, 10:26 AM
MrsM as a private consultant
Foxdana
03-18-2011, 10:42 AM
to the erotic needs of
Foxdana
03-19-2011, 11:11 AM
have lost the feelings required
to properly do what people
The Monk
03-20-2011, 10:32 AM
do behind their garden sheds
Foxdana
03-20-2011, 10:39 AM
which includes, collecting spiders and
The Monk
03-20-2011, 10:47 AM
playing doctors with the girl
Foxdana
03-20-2011, 10:52 AM
from next door who made
The Monk
03-25-2011, 02:21 AM
dicks like pepo's should stay
The Monk
03-26-2011, 02:21 PM
where peckers get pecked by
parrots named Polly pearched on
The Monk
03-27-2011, 08:10 AM
pepo's prolonged pecker passing poop
. Everyone wondered what Monk was
The Monk
03-29-2011, 07:51 AM
doing dressed when the rest
were already naked and touching
long rubber replica of Softdreamer's
Noilly Pratt
03-30-2011, 02:14 AM
absolutely dreamy but completely unobtainable
The Monk
03-31-2011, 11:51 AM
turns on his penis pump
to give each other hickies
The Monk
04-01-2011, 11:39 AM
on both his bum cheeks
Foxdana
04-01-2011, 11:46 AM
hoping to make a connection
to everyone on this forum
Fodster
04-01-2011, 03:45 PM
for once and for all
The Monk
04-02-2011, 10:55 AM
.
Five free flourishing frontal facets
fashioned freakishly for fancy facade
The Monk
04-05-2011, 10:55 AM
facing four further fringe fanatics
Foxdana
04-05-2011, 11:04 AM
fucking forcefully facing a full
face of fudge from France
Noilly Pratt
04-06-2011, 05:21 PM
fell face forward, far from
free fast food french fries
Noilly Pratt
04-06-2011, 05:29 PM
freshly fried from furious frycooks
frightened first from fat foxes
The Monk
04-09-2011, 02:02 PM
fucking filthy fat female foxes
from farmer Fred's fox farm
Fodster
04-11-2011, 04:12 AM
found four furlongs from France
further findings found five freaky
Fodster
04-20-2011, 02:10 AM
famous feverish females from Frankfurt
Griffin
04-20-2011, 02:40 AM
for fucksakes, fabricate favorable fables!
Before Bob bounced blindly backward
Fodster
05-03-2011, 01:53 AM
on top of a bucking
The Monk
05-03-2011, 11:08 AM
bold blue beast before bringing
big breasted bitches before boys
Fodster
05-04-2011, 03:43 AM
big bellend boys before bitches
bit bunches of bad bananas
The Monk
05-05-2011, 08:52 AM
best beaten before buying breakfast
because babes blindly believe before
DemonGeminiX
06-21-2011, 06:52 AM
bellowing badly big bile bags
The Monk
06-21-2011, 12:40 PM
bursting below bruised brown bananas
because bitches be blowing baloney
The Monk
06-22-2011, 01:05 PM
before beginning belated birthday bonus
Noilly Pratt
08-19-2011, 03:23 PM
"Bah!" bellowed Benny. Bring beer
because beer brings babe's boobs
perrhaps
11-05-2011, 06:00 PM
before babbling buffoons barely breathing
build bats bearing big baboons
Fodster
04-19-2015, 06:49 AM
and touching their own bodily
perrhaps
04-20-2015, 02:47 PM
functions remained a taboo in
Noilly Pratt
04-20-2015, 08:32 PM
this universe, but not so
Fodster
04-21-2015, 06:18 AM
much that they couldn't defecate
The Monk
04-27-2015, 10:27 AM
with butt plugs inserted because
perrhaps
05-05-2015, 12:44 PM
that's the way it's done
Fodster
05-05-2015, 12:45 PM
in michigan, said the big ...
The Monk
05-08-2015, 10:06 AM
homosexual while he sat idly
perrhaps
05-08-2015, 12:53 PM
next to Muddy, the frustrated
The Monk
05-21-2015, 12:00 PM
gnome who pretends he is
perrhaps
05-21-2015, 01:32 PM
Puff, the Magic Dragon, while
The Monk
05-23-2015, 11:03 AM
Smaug decided it was now
Noilly Pratt
05-23-2015, 02:08 PM
High time that he went
The Monk
06-04-2015, 11:24 AM
two steps forward and one
perrhaps
06-16-2015, 11:42 PM
for all and all for
Noilly Pratt
06-17-2015, 12:59 AM
the sake of a song
perrhaps
06-19-2015, 08:48 AM
sung blue, everybody knows one
Noilly Pratt
06-19-2015, 03:28 PM
but it takes one to
perrhaps
06-21-2015, 08:53 AM
little mistake to totally ruin
The Monk
06-22-2015, 10:11 AM
not reading the previous post
Fodster
06-23-2015, 03:20 AM
can sometimes lead to a...
perrhaps
06-25-2015, 10:32 PM
flipping the bird to smug
Noilly Pratt
06-26-2015, 03:45 PM
comedians who tell dirty limericks
The Monk
07-02-2015, 09:39 AM
and darn socks along with
perrhaps
07-04-2015, 09:02 AM
cursing the darkness, instead of
Noilly Pratt
07-04-2015, 04:41 PM
actually doing what they were
perrhaps
07-07-2015, 09:19 AM
thinking about when they sat
The Monk
07-15-2015, 10:22 AM
drinking absinthe just before having
perrhaps
07-19-2015, 09:26 AM
a lively discussion with ambidexterous
The Monk
07-19-2015, 10:20 AM
chimpanzees constantly using their force
perrhaps
07-20-2015, 10:08 PM
to have their basest instincts
The Monk
08-11-2015, 11:27 AM
put up for sale like
DemonGeminiX
09-11-2015, 03:00 PM
a cheap whore that enjoys
Noilly Pratt
09-11-2015, 03:37 PM
stamp collecting Zimbabwean stamps while
DemonGeminiX
09-11-2015, 10:14 PM
simultaneously playing the kazoo and
perrhaps
09-16-2015, 09:03 AM
playing Risk while fondling her
Goofy
09-16-2015, 10:42 AM
Massive tits. Then i slipped.....
perrhaps
09-17-2015, 09:06 AM
up, by not being able
The Monk
09-24-2015, 11:50 AM
or even willing to do
Noilly Pratt
09-24-2015, 04:03 PM
the slightest thing to help
The Monk
09-25-2015, 10:19 AM
bake cakes for John Lennon
perrhaps
10-05-2015, 09:26 AM
who wasn't hungry, as he
Noilly Pratt
10-05-2015, 02:45 PM
had a big meal at
perrhaps
10-06-2015, 09:12 AM
Jeffrey Dahmer's café, where the
Noilly Pratt
10-06-2015, 03:12 PM
price of admission is quite
perrhaps
10-08-2015, 09:16 AM
steep, especially when you consider
HyperV12
10-08-2015, 11:28 AM
The fact that you have
Noilly Pratt
10-08-2015, 06:09 PM
too many things you can
HyperV12
10-08-2015, 07:04 PM
be charged with by the
perrhaps
10-09-2015, 08:58 AM
mindless bureaucrats that infest our
HyperV12
10-09-2015, 09:22 AM
Everyday existence with their continual
The Monk
10-10-2015, 11:41 AM
hyperbole that most people mispronounced
HyperV12
10-10-2015, 02:29 PM
the word aluminium in America
perrhaps
10-12-2015, 09:01 AM
which has no unnecessary "u"
The Monk
10-12-2015, 10:18 AM
but rather a large erect
HyperV12
10-12-2015, 11:27 AM
Monument dedicated to the eccentric
Noilly Pratt
10-13-2015, 12:25 AM
old man by the river
HyperV12
10-13-2015, 10:08 AM
who in his youth had
Noilly Pratt
10-13-2015, 08:09 PM
been tried but not convicted
HyperV12
10-15-2015, 03:31 PM
a series of unrelated but
Noilly Pratt
10-15-2015, 05:17 PM
quite important charges that stated
HyperV12
10-15-2015, 05:24 PM
in no uncertain terms that
Starchild
10-26-2015, 05:36 PM
it would work better when
HyperV12
10-26-2015, 07:45 PM
he admitted the role he
Starchild
10-26-2015, 09:03 PM
had previously carried out, but
HyperV12
10-26-2015, 11:45 PM
he was in denial resulting
Starchild
10-27-2015, 08:00 AM
in a massive argument leading
HyperV12
10-27-2015, 10:01 AM
to severing of diplomatic relations
Starchild
10-27-2015, 01:44 PM
throughout the entire union of
HyperV12
10-27-2015, 02:14 PM
Cannukistan and Yemen where riots
Starchild
10-27-2015, 04:00 PM
were widespread, resulting in massive
HyperV12
10-27-2015, 05:51 PM
butter mountains due to excess
Starchild
10-27-2015, 06:46 PM
Slavic repression amongst the most
Noilly Pratt
10-27-2015, 08:30 PM
bitterly opposed rebels in the
Starchild
10-27-2015, 10:25 PM
northernmost regions of the tundra
HyperV12
10-28-2015, 09:15 AM
where penguins had evolved into
Noilly Pratt
10-28-2015, 02:56 PM
lethal, demonic killing machines. They
HyperV12
10-28-2015, 03:39 PM
roamed freely satisfying their unholy
Starchild
10-28-2015, 11:23 PM
desires using nothing but exceptionally
HyperV12
10-29-2015, 12:05 AM
sharp intellects and a comfy
Starchild
10-29-2015, 11:39 AM
handled scimitar made entirely of
HyperV12
10-29-2015, 12:46 PM
recycled printer ink cartridges collected
Starchild
10-29-2015, 02:00 PM
from all of the local
HyperV12
10-29-2015, 04:59 PM
Crack dens where junkies moonlight
Starchild
10-29-2015, 09:21 PM
on a regular basis with
HyperV12
11-02-2015, 09:34 AM
as freelance reporters on many
Starchild
11-05-2015, 08:38 AM
different topical subjects including giant
HyperV12
11-05-2015, 09:04 AM
issues such as the global
Noilly Pratt
11-05-2015, 04:24 PM
cooling of the earth, which
HyperV12
11-05-2015, 05:56 PM
the Penguins welcomed as a
Starchild
11-08-2015, 09:21 AM
useful chocolatey pick uppable break
HyperV12
11-08-2015, 10:39 AM
(pick uppable?? :rofl:)
In the never ending struggle
Starchild
11-08-2015, 11:52 AM
(pick uppable?? :rofl:)
In the never ending struggle
(Trying to think up a suitable P.p.p.p.p.pick up a Penguin line but couldn't be bothered to think it through)
anyway........
with the continued countervailing tensions
HyperV12
11-08-2015, 01:29 PM
prevalent from the anti aquatic
Starchild
11-08-2015, 06:50 PM
and somewhat menacing topsoil movement
HyperV12
11-08-2015, 08:11 PM
Led by the notorious criminal
Starchild
11-09-2015, 11:17 AM
matchbook gang who specialise in
HyperV12
11-09-2015, 01:58 PM
striking where least expected and
Starchild
11-09-2015, 06:32 PM
causing death and carnage whenever
HyperV12
11-09-2015, 07:47 PM
it's possible to promote their
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