Teh One Who Knocks
05-20-2021, 11:08 AM
By Sophie Foster, Lifestyle & Travel Reporter - The Daily Star
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Jonah has been searched at airports due to his bulge
A number of recent studies have focused on men’s penis size and found that pollution could be causing shrinkage and that a bigger nose means bigger bits.
But, while a larger penis may seem like many bloke’s dream, others say it’s not everything it’s cracked up to be.
Men with enormous todgers have claimed that having an above-average penis can negatively affect your life.
Jonah Falcon, who has a 13.5in penis claims his appendage has stopped him from getting work.
The actor, who lives in New York, says that casting directors will Google him and upon discovering his famous penis decide not to award him the role.
He told the Sun: "It's handicapped my acting because people won't hire me.
"They Google 'Jonah Falcon' and then say, 'We can't use him he's known for his penis size'.
"It's definitely harmed my career - I have two casting director friends who have told me so."
Plus, other awkward moments have resulted from his larger than life penis.
Jonah claims that he was stopped by officials at San Francisco Airport who thought he may have been a “biological threat” after spotting his huge bulge…
We’re cringing at the thought!
He even stated that he sometimes gets “lightheaded” when he gets an erection – presumably due to the large amount of blood flow required.
However, Jonah also states that he “wouldn’t change anything” about his penis.
And, he’s not the only well-endowed bloke who’s appendage gets in the way of his work.
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who’s penis is 18.9in, claims he cannot work due to his genitals.
He has had to register himself as disabled and relies on food banks in Mexico due to his abnormally-large anatomy.
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Roberto has an 18.9in penis and cannot have sex
He explained in an interview: "I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees.
"I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me.
“They say that they will call me, but they never do."
He also states that his girth stops him from having sex.
Roberto noted: "I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick."
He also deals with terrible UTIs and cuffing which requires him to wrap his penis in bandages.
However, he noted: "I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there.
"I don't feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women. One of them will be the right size for me.
"I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there."
https://i.imgur.com/dawwjrU.jpg
Jonah has been searched at airports due to his bulge
A number of recent studies have focused on men’s penis size and found that pollution could be causing shrinkage and that a bigger nose means bigger bits.
But, while a larger penis may seem like many bloke’s dream, others say it’s not everything it’s cracked up to be.
Men with enormous todgers have claimed that having an above-average penis can negatively affect your life.
Jonah Falcon, who has a 13.5in penis claims his appendage has stopped him from getting work.
The actor, who lives in New York, says that casting directors will Google him and upon discovering his famous penis decide not to award him the role.
He told the Sun: "It's handicapped my acting because people won't hire me.
"They Google 'Jonah Falcon' and then say, 'We can't use him he's known for his penis size'.
"It's definitely harmed my career - I have two casting director friends who have told me so."
Plus, other awkward moments have resulted from his larger than life penis.
Jonah claims that he was stopped by officials at San Francisco Airport who thought he may have been a “biological threat” after spotting his huge bulge…
We’re cringing at the thought!
He even stated that he sometimes gets “lightheaded” when he gets an erection – presumably due to the large amount of blood flow required.
However, Jonah also states that he “wouldn’t change anything” about his penis.
And, he’s not the only well-endowed bloke who’s appendage gets in the way of his work.
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who’s penis is 18.9in, claims he cannot work due to his genitals.
He has had to register himself as disabled and relies on food banks in Mexico due to his abnormally-large anatomy.
https://i.imgur.com/G8ytyIx.jpg
Roberto has an 18.9in penis and cannot have sex
He explained in an interview: "I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees.
"I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me.
“They say that they will call me, but they never do."
He also states that his girth stops him from having sex.
Roberto noted: "I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick."
He also deals with terrible UTIs and cuffing which requires him to wrap his penis in bandages.
However, he noted: "I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there.
"I don't feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women. One of them will be the right size for me.
"I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there."