Teh One Who Knocks
09-28-2021, 11:25 AM
The Smoking Gun
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SEPTEMBER 27--A customer shopping for a used car discovered a naked woman pleasuring herself in the rear seat of a 2010 Jeep Wrangler parked outside a Florida auto dealership, according to an arrest report.
Police were called Wednesday afternoon to Bob Tyler Toyota in Pensacola after “a customer complained to a sales associate about a naked woman in the back seat of one of the vehicles on the sale lot.”
When a dealership manager opened the Jeep’s door, he said he spotted Alexis King, 37, “naked, with her legs spread wide open.” A receptionist reported that the suspect was “pulling at her vagina.” A third employee, who called 911, told police that a coworker called him “to the front lot to get a vehicle that a homeless woman was inside pleasuring herself.”
After King exited the auto and walked away from the dealership, employees noticed damage to the car’s interior, including a broken radio and a “period stain” on the back seat. A manager estimated that King caused $1300 in damages to the Jeep.
One witness told cops that the auto smelled “so horrible” that it “went straight to detailing.”
King, pictured above, was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, indecent exposure, and providing police with a false name. She is being held in the Escambia County jail on $7000 bond.
According to the dealership website, the convertible Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sport, which has logged nearly 84,000 miles, is available for $23,116. The listing makes no mention of any recent stains visited upon the car’s gray cloth seats.
https://i.imgur.com/DtOZgYA.jpg
SEPTEMBER 27--A customer shopping for a used car discovered a naked woman pleasuring herself in the rear seat of a 2010 Jeep Wrangler parked outside a Florida auto dealership, according to an arrest report.
Police were called Wednesday afternoon to Bob Tyler Toyota in Pensacola after “a customer complained to a sales associate about a naked woman in the back seat of one of the vehicles on the sale lot.”
When a dealership manager opened the Jeep’s door, he said he spotted Alexis King, 37, “naked, with her legs spread wide open.” A receptionist reported that the suspect was “pulling at her vagina.” A third employee, who called 911, told police that a coworker called him “to the front lot to get a vehicle that a homeless woman was inside pleasuring herself.”
After King exited the auto and walked away from the dealership, employees noticed damage to the car’s interior, including a broken radio and a “period stain” on the back seat. A manager estimated that King caused $1300 in damages to the Jeep.
One witness told cops that the auto smelled “so horrible” that it “went straight to detailing.”
King, pictured above, was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, indecent exposure, and providing police with a false name. She is being held in the Escambia County jail on $7000 bond.
According to the dealership website, the convertible Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sport, which has logged nearly 84,000 miles, is available for $23,116. The listing makes no mention of any recent stains visited upon the car’s gray cloth seats.