Crystal Harris, 25: Sex With Hugh Hefner, 85, Lasted "Two Seconds"

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Us Weekly


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Talk about a low blow. After dumping Hugh Hefner just days before their June 18 wedding, Playboy model Crystal Harris opened up about their sex life during a Tuesday interview on Sirius XM's Howard Stern Show.

"[It lasted] like, two seconds," Harris, 25, said, dissing the famed men's magazine editor. "Then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahh.' I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef. Sorry."

The hurtful claims shouldn't be too surprising given the fact that Harris partied with VH1 reality star Heidi Montag on what would have been her wedding day. Adding to Hefner's heartache was Harris' "hot and heavy" affair with Dr. Phil McGraw's son Jordan, 26. (In June, an insider told Us Weekly that Harris and McGraw had been together six months prior to her split with Hefner.)

Still, Hefner is wise enough to know that everything happens for a reason. "After all is said and done, staying single is probably the best," he tweeted in June. "I think I just missed a bullet."

[Hal-9000]

That's cold....I've never heard Hef diss any of his conquests/wives/girlfriends.He seems like a class act.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, she is definitely a classless bitch

[deebakes]

two seconds is 1.5 seconds longer than i would last :oops:

[Hal-9000]

What did that accomplish? FFS the dude is over 80 and he's still having sex, that's amazing in itself.That he can still shoot the goo is another plus.


she should feel flattered and complimented that Hef launched the Love Boat complete with passengers :thumbsup:

[deebakes]

i hope he came in her brown eye...

[Hal-9000]

Compared to what walks though that mansion...she ain't all that :hand:

[RBP]

How many guys can say they bang chicks 1/4 their age?

I'm going to try. I have done 1/2... at 54ish I'll do 1/3. :tup:

[deebakes]

How many guys can say they bang chicks 1/4 their age?

I'm going to try. I have done 1/2... at 54ish I'll do 1/3. :tup:

all pedophiles do :-k

[RBP]

all pedophiles do :-k

:slap:

[deebakes]

:wank:

[Hal-9000]

my biggest age differences have been

me - 17
her - 24

me - 22
her - 38

me - 36
her - 25

me - 40-ish
her - 20-ish

[RBP]

my biggest age differences have been

me - 17
her - 24

me - 22
her - 38

me - 36
her - 25

me - 40-ish
her - 20-ish

No goal! Has to be a verified 1/2.

[Hal-9000]

I see a trend in my data :lol:

I used to go for older ladies...I was in high school and a g/f was in college (big deal at the time)
I started a job when I was 22 and dated the receptionist who was 38 (a very big deal at the time)

then I started looking for younger wimminz...my best for the category in question would be I was 42 and she was 23...going on 8 :lol: what a moron

[Leefro]

Leave her alone her parents are from West Bromwich :MadWinkyThingy:

[AntZ]

Everyone always considers those plastic playthings as being nothing more then gold digging opportunists anyways, no one ever takes his marriages seriously for that reason.

But this classless queen of the whores has branded herself among all those phoneys as the lowest of the low! She was banking on her cold feet marriage scandal to catapult her singing career! :lol:

Sorry skank!

Bring on the porn appearances!

[PorkChopSandwiches]

She lasted 2 seconds and hoped off before he even finished. Is what she said. Plus I think this whole thing is BS, its one big publicity stunt, including the "wedding"

[Noilly Pratt]

my biggest age differences have been
...


Mine

Me - 19
Her - 28

It was the 80's. She liked to wear spandex bicycle shorts. And tight T shirts. With no underwear.

Me - 24
Her -18 (gulp!)

Took my friends little sister to a Cotillion...didn't know my friend was younger than I, and so I didn't know his "little" sister was really that little. Didn't know until she needed a fake ID to get into a club a few dates later.

Me - 30
Her - 40

Absolutely amazing

Me- 36
Mrs-37

The best.

[DemonGeminiX]

Hey, I'm 36. I can now legally fuck somebody half my age.

:tup:

[Muddy]

No goal! Has to be a verified 1/2.

If I had sex with a 20 year old I think I would faint.

[Hal-9000]

If I had a chance to sleep with an 18 yr old, only one thing would be on my mind :

1993 :lol:

[RBP]

Hey, I'm 36. I can now legally fuck somebody half my age.

:tup:

:agreed:

[RBP]

If I had sex with a 20 year old I think I would faint.

It's awesome dude. :P

[RBP]

If I had a chance to sleep with an 18 yr old, only one thing would be on my mind :

1993 :lol:

I know right. scary and awesome at the same time.

[Hal-9000]

ok...I know I'm gonna take heat for this.I've had occasion to date some younger girls...by decades...

and for the most part, they're morons :lol:

Yes being with a young hot girl is every guy's fantasy but when they start talking and shit, I feel the need to leave :lol:

[RBP]

ok...I know I'm gonna take heat for this.I've had occasion to date some younger girls...by decades...

and for the most part, they're morons :lol:

Yes being with a young hot girl is every guy's fantasy but when they start talking and shit, I feel the need to leave :lol:

Pussy.

[Hal-9000]

Pussy.

the one guiding light at the end of the tunnel :thumbsup:

[AntZ]

It's awesome dude. :P


Except for a couple things! :hand:


When you wake from your sleep, you'll find yourself all dried and crusty, and she'll be gone along with your wallet! :-s

[AntZ]

If I had a chance to sleep with an 18 yr old, only one thing would be on my mind :

1993 :lol:


That's always bazaar when my wife gets a new secretary, intern, or temp and she tells me when they were born! In some cases, I have cloths and shoes older then them. I've been driving longer then everyone in her staff have been alive! :huh:


B.T.W. some of those girls are so beautiful too! But I can only look quickly and not stare! [-( I must be strong.....

[Hal-9000]

That's always bazaar when my wife gets a new secretary, intern, or temp and she tells me when they were born! In some cases, I have cloths and shoes older then them. I've been driving longer then everyone in her staff have been alive! :huh:


B.T.W. some of those girls are so beautiful too! But I can only look quickly and not stare! [-( I must be strong.....

My stopping points always seem to be cultural references....movies, events, songs.I'll mention some quip I think all people on the planet are aware of
and then the younger girls will look at me like this and say wha? :-s

[RBP]

My stopping points always seem to be cultural references....movies, events, songs.I'll mention some quip I think all people on the planet are aware of
and then the younger girls will look at me like this and say wha? :-s

Who said anything about having a conversation with them. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

That's always bazaar when my wife gets a new secretary, intern, or temp and she tells me when they were born! In some cases, I have cloths and shoes older then them. I've been driving longer then everyone in her staff have been alive! :huh:


B.T.W. some of those girls are so beautiful too! But I can only look quickly and not stare! [-( I must be strong.....

:hand:

You're not a man until you get those young beautiful employees into compromising positions while videotaping the encounter and uploading the video to the internet afterwards.




8-[

[Hal-9000]

Who said anything about having a conversation with them. :lol:

I know! Conversation always seems to rear it's ugly head at some point and spoil a perfect night.

[DemonGeminiX]

I know! Conversation always seems to rear it's ugly head at some point and spoil a perfect night.

That's when you whip out the Rohypnol.

8-[

[Muddy]

You just have to drink more... The conversation will flow like the booze... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I don't drink and Rohypnol isn't available over the counter :sad2:

thank anyways guys

[Hal-9000]

to be frank...I like talking and have been 'shushed' by girls who think I should be making advances on them :oops:

that play always works...act disinterested in sex and more interested in their opinions...:shifty:

[DemonGeminiX]

to be frank...

:-s

But you're not Frank... you're Hal.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's always bazaar when my wife gets a new secretary, intern, or temp and she tells me when they were born! In some cases, I have cloths and shoes older then them. I've been driving longer then everyone in her staff have been alive! :huh:


B.T.W. some of those girls are so beautiful too! But I can only look quickly and not stare! [-( I must be strong.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbsmbCWUNEE

[SmoothBob]

Hope Harris has her bits dry up and fall off..

Yi dinnae slight teh Pimp Daddy! :)

My biggest age gaps were me 17 and her 32 (she took my virginity, was a fantastic night :) ) and me 29 and her 17.. And THAT was fun! :tup:

I still think about both o them now an then..

[RBP]

Hugh Hefner: Crystal Harris lied about our sex life

(PEOPLE.com) -- His runaway bride dissed his bedroom abilities -- but Hugh Hefner isn't taking the insults lying down.

After ex-fiancée Crystal Harris told Howard Stern that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds" on Tuesday's show, Hefner retaliated: That's not the case, he says.

"Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don't know why," Hef tweeted Tuesday night, although he has since removed the message from his account. "Maybe a new boyfriend?"

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Hefner continued to call out Harris, 25, for what he pegged as dishonesty. "Crystal convinced me that she adored me," he replied to another follower. "That was the first lie."

The only sympathy he had for Harris, who has been spotted keeping close company with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw, came in the form of another seeming dig. "I feel sorry for Crystal," he continued. "She seems lost."

Although insisting that he is "pro-Crystal," Hefner said he's "happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard."

But there's one thing the iconic ladies' man, who publicly moved on from Harris days after their wedding was called off in June, said is indeed true: his feelings for the Playmate when they were in a relationship.

"When I said, 'I missed a bullet' when Crystal left, I didn't mean I didn't love her," Hef explained. "I meant that I realized she didn't love me."

[Tank]

the dudes 80 and still getting jiggy! :headbang:

if i were in his place i'm sure i wouldnt last much longer and the problem would be walking round all day everyday with a raging boner from all the hot ass he has just hangin round there!!! :faint:


is he still bangin the twins??? thats one notch i still have to get! :-k

[Godfather]

Whatever Crystal. You failed at being a tramp :lol:


me - 40-ish
her - 20-ish

That's pretty impressive! How'd you wheel that?

[Hal-9000]

Whatever Crystal. You failed at being a tramp :lol:



That's pretty impressive! How'd you wheel that?


How much time do you have?? :lol:

Why of course with my impish good looks and some Aqua Velva :thumbsup:

[RBP]

How much time do you have?? :lol:

Why of course with my impish good looks and some Aqua Velva :thumbsup:

And a good sized ATM withdrawal. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

And a good sized ATM withdrawal. :lol:

fuck right the fuck off :lol:....not this cowboy




:hand: the day I pay, is the day I go ghey

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:hand: the day I pay, is the day I go ghey

When I was younger that was kind of my attitude, but now, if I can pay for some hot ass bitch without having to put in the time, it may be worth it. I'm not picking up a street walker, but if I could bang Ariel for a night and it was 5k, I just might do it.

[Hal-9000]

When I was younger that was kind of my attitude, but now, if I can pay for some hot ass bitch without having to put in the time, it may be worth it. I'm not picking up a street walker, but if I could bang Ariel for a night and it was 5k, I just might do it.

give me 5k and I'll make you cum 3 times

[RBP]

When I was younger that was kind of my attitude, but now, if I can pay for some hot ass bitch without having to put in the time, it may be worth it. I'm not picking up a street walker, but if I could bang Ariel for a night and it was 5k, I just might do it.

:+1:

I talked to Dani Woodward one time, she fucks for like $1500.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

give me 5k and I'll make you cum 3 times


:hand:

[RBP]

give me 5k and I'll make you cum 3 times

:puke:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:+1:

I talked to Dani Woodward one time, she fucks for like $1500.

She's ok, but if I was doing it, it would be one of my top 5, and she's not in it ;)

[Hal-9000]

:puke:

you don't swallow? :|

[Muddy]

For 5k I bet you could get ANY of these porn girls...