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Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2022, 01:28 PM
The Smoking Gun


https://i.imgur.com/C7JQPAj.jpg

Meet Austin Chapman.

Despite appearances, the 25-year-old Missouri man has not been jailed for banditry or other similar offenses requiring a mask.

No, Chapman has recently been collared for trespass in Springfield, where he resides. He was scheduled to be released yesterday from the Greene County lockup.

There is no explanation available for why Chapman opted for the heavy eye makeup.

DemonGeminiX
02-04-2022, 02:13 PM
He opted for it because he's an idiot.

PorkChopSandwiches
02-08-2022, 06:41 PM
nailed it