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Teh One Who Knocks
07-28-2011, 09:35 PM
By Harriet McLeod - Reuters


http://i.imgur.com/pGCtG.jpg

CHARLESTON, South Carolina (Reuters) - The police chief of a small South Carolina town will ask a jury to decide if a woman broke the state's obscenity laws by driving a pickup truck with plastic testicles hanging from the back.

Bonneau Police Chief Franco Fuda ticketed Virginia Tice, 65, in early July at a local convenience store after spying the adornment dangling from her truck.

South Carolina law considers a bumper sticker, decal or device indecent when it describes, in an offensive way as determined by contemporary community standards, "sexual acts, excretory functions, or parts of the human body."

The offense carries a maximum fine of $445 but no jail time, Fuda said.

"This is certainly not a staple of my ticket writing in Bonneau," the police chief told Reuters on Wednesday.

The Charleston law firm Savage & Savage will represent Tice for free, attorney Scott Bischoff said. The trial had been scheduled for next week but was delayed because the defendant will be out of town.

"She's such a sweet lady and she just says 'I don't want to pay the fine.' We'll let a jury decide whether this is really criminal behavior. I don't want to take away from the importance of free speech, but it's really comical," he said.

Lawmakers in some states have sought to ban the colorful plastic or rubber devices that go by brand names such as Bulls Balls and Truck Nutz.

Fuda said if the fake testicles were a free speech issue, "I don't know what they would be trying to express."

"I went to (a) few websites that said, excuse the expression, 'show your nuts,'" he said. "I didn't see anywhere it said support your local proctologist or farmer."

Muddy
07-28-2011, 09:36 PM
Wow.. What are your thoughts on this?

Teh One Who Knocks
07-28-2011, 09:38 PM
Personally I think those Truck Nutz things are completely stupid, but arresting someone for having them on their vehicle goes waaaaaaaaaaaay beyond stupid.

minz
07-28-2011, 09:38 PM
What a load of balls! :lol:

Muddy
07-28-2011, 09:40 PM
As infrequently as I see them I'm not particularity offended.. It's not like its a flesh colored cock or a huge set of nippled tits... It's modeled after a bulls anatomy... And they are colored.. I think they are stupid as well, though..

JoeyB
07-28-2011, 10:27 PM
Wow.. What are your thoughts on this?

Those ball things are about as white trash and pathetic as it gets. If you see them on a truck, you know you are dealing with someone who needs to be pulled from the gene pool.

However, being white trash isn't in itself a crime.

Basically, those ball sacks serve as a warning to the general public 'here is an inbreeder, do not associate with them'. So, I'd say they serve a good purpose.

FBD
07-28-2011, 10:45 PM
the few people I've met that have had them have simply had them because it freaks other people out or pisses them off in some fashion.

then again, if your truck dont got a crazy engine in it, it should have ballz :dance: it should at least sound like it has balls, that's where the whole idea came from for chrissakes :lol:

DemonGeminiX
07-28-2011, 10:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pGCtG.jpg

:-s

That truck has a mean case of blue balls.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-28-2011, 10:53 PM
:-s

That truck has a mean case of blue balls.

:rimshot:

Goofy
07-28-2011, 11:49 PM
Damn misleading thread titles [-(

Loser
07-29-2011, 01:12 AM
I have a pair of these on the back of my jeep :lol:

Also have a bumper sticker that reads, I scratch my balls with road gravel. :twisted: