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AntZ
07-28-2011, 11:33 PM
Is it just me, or is the forum timing out for others?

It's been dragging for the last few hours.

RBP
07-28-2011, 11:35 PM
dragging like goofy with a hangover

Griffin
07-28-2011, 11:35 PM
and here I kept restarting my system :meh:

Pony
07-28-2011, 11:36 PM
Better now.

Goofy
07-28-2011, 11:44 PM
dragging like goofy with a hangover

I don't drag, i dawdle :nono:

Goofy
07-28-2011, 11:44 PM
Better now.

Server Alka Seltzer :tup:

minz
07-28-2011, 11:53 PM
I couldnt log on earlier, arn't you lucky :lol:

Muddy
07-28-2011, 11:59 PM
I dumped a fast load this morning... 8 minutes tops...

Hal-9000
07-29-2011, 04:39 PM
I like when you delay your load...instead of cascading out like a geyser you grab the base firmly and just sorta let it slowly dribble out for the next 60 seconds :thumbsup:

Muddy
07-29-2011, 04:44 PM
*peaks interest*

PorkChopSandwiches
07-29-2011, 04:45 PM
My loads have been geyser like in a long time, just a sad gonorrhea type drip, and the burn of fire at climax....

Muddy
07-29-2011, 04:47 PM
Wow, really? I can pull out and hit my wife in the face if Im not careful....

PorkChopSandwiches
07-29-2011, 04:49 PM
I can shoot, but not 2 ft like when I was a teenager. I got a vasectomy so I bust loads where they belong

Muddy
07-29-2011, 04:50 PM
I always get into trouble for cumming in her hair accidentally... :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
07-29-2011, 04:52 PM
you're done having kids, just get snipped. its better then the wife on birth control.

Hal-9000
07-29-2011, 04:53 PM
*stands erect*

Muddy
07-29-2011, 04:54 PM
No snippy for me... birth control either... You figure it out.. :mrgreen:

Hal-9000
07-29-2011, 04:55 PM
I can shoot, but not 2 ft like when I was a teenager. I got a vasectomy so I bust loads where they belong

I have range...like a sniper

yes there are those days too when it seems....reluctant :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
07-29-2011, 04:55 PM
No snippy for me... birth control either... You figure it out.. :mrgreen:



She has all ready been thru menopause :lol:

I didnt want to have extra kids

Muddy
07-29-2011, 04:58 PM
She has all ready been thru menopause :lol:



Noooo... :lol: she was snipped...

Hal-9000
07-29-2011, 04:58 PM
My kids all sleep comfortably in their kleenex bed every night...thousands of kids :face:

PorkChopSandwiches
07-29-2011, 05:04 PM
Noooo... :lol: she was snipped...

Then whats the issue with droppin' loads in her?

Hal-9000
07-29-2011, 05:08 PM
facials mean I love you :dance:

Muddy
07-29-2011, 05:13 PM
Then whats the issue with droppin' loads in her?


Cause If it's a quicky somewhere she may not have the time to drip out, then that shits all in her panties...

Hal-9000
07-29-2011, 05:20 PM
Gawd...can't get a word in edgewise with these breeders :lol:

gotta go get coffee for the clan, be back in time for the next load

PorkChopSandwiches
07-29-2011, 05:20 PM
Out in public is understandable. Tell her I will let that slide :lol:

Muddy
07-29-2011, 05:27 PM
Heres a *spurt* for Hals coffee... :dance:

PorkChopSandwiches
07-29-2011, 05:27 PM
http://www.avantidisplay.co.uk/bill/images/spurt_3.jpg

Hal-9000
07-29-2011, 05:28 PM
:) thanks, I was feeling like an outsider



:lol: it's all good, my sis is here and I've been elected to get us some Timmy's coffee

brb

AntZ
07-29-2011, 05:29 PM
gotta go get coffee for the clan, be back in time for the next load


Better hurry! It looks like some serious chaffing is occurring!

PorkChopSandwiches
07-29-2011, 05:29 PM
hi sis-9000 :wave:

AntZ
07-29-2011, 05:33 PM
hi sis-9000 :wave:

that would be SAL-9000!



SAL 9000

HAL 9000 has at least one Earthbound twin, SAL 9000. SAL makes its first (and only) appearance in the novel (and subsequent film version) 2010.

Before the Soviet–USA mission to retrieve Discovery, Chandra uses SAL for a simulation of the possible effects that a prolonged "sleep" (disconnection) might have induced in HAL, and the project is code-named "Phoenix". When Chandra asks SAL to guess the reason for the name Phoenix, she understands that there are many possible meanings, and her first guess that it refers to the tutor of Achilles is not what he had in mind; her display of culture makes it clear that SAL has access to some form of encyclopedic knowledge database or has it built in with the rest of her programs.

SAL is clearly "female" and features camera plates similar to HAL, though the "eye" is blue instead of red. Dr. Chandra has a private terminal to SAL's mainframe in his office, and his influence causes her to develop a slightly Indian accent (2010: Odyssey Two). In the film version, SAL is voiced by Candice Bergen, who was credited only under a pseudonym (as "Olga Mallsnerd", a combination of the surname of Bergen's husband, director Louis Malle and that of Mortimer Snerd, one of her father Edgar Bergen's famous puppet characters).

2010 reveals that another ground-based HAL machine undergoes the same psychopathy that HAL does when forced to experience the same contradiction.

During the Discovery mission (in the 2001 novel and film), when Bowman and Poole have problems with HAL, an Earthbound Mission Control technician reports to them on the use of two unnamed sibling HAL computers on earth as reference simulators. When the sibling computers fail to predict any communications failure, Bowman and Poole begin to doubt HAL's reliability. It may be speculated that one of these sibling computers is SAL.

On the popular children's television show, Recess, there is a SAL 3000 that is installed as a system to aid the school but becomes sentient and out of control.

It is not stated whether "SAL" is just a nickname or an acronym similar to "HAL".

RBP
07-29-2011, 05:35 PM
Cause If it's a quicky somewhere she may not have the time to drip out, then that shits all in her panties...

I'm sorry but that's disgusting. :lol:

Hal-9000
07-29-2011, 05:56 PM
hi sis-9000 :wave:

my brother is shithead, my sister is dickhead and I am fuckhead...when we call each other :lol:

It's always cool when she visits, brightens up the house with humor and activity :thumbsup:

I love her like a sister....:oops:

Muddy
07-29-2011, 07:22 PM
I'm sorry but that's disgusting. :lol:


I agree.... He pushed, so I answered... :lol:

Hal-9000
07-29-2011, 07:27 PM
I'm sorry but that's disgusting. :lol:

sig quote that shite dude :lol: