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lost in melb.
03-31-2022, 01:24 AM
By Ben Rogerson ( Computer Music , Future Music , emusician ) published about 14 hours ago

‘The masked listener’ could be coming to a city near you


If you like the idea of looking like a DC supervillain, breathing purified air and wearing noise-cancelling headphones while your dick is fibrillated, then Dyson’s Zone could be the product you’ve been waiting for.

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The company’s first piece of wearable technology, Zone is designed to tackle the issues of air quality and noise pollution simultaneously. It’s based on six years of research and 500 prototypes.

The earcups on the Zone contain compressors that draw air through the dual-layer filters. The theory is that allergens, other particles and gas pollutants are captured, with the compressor channelling purified air into the wearer’s nose and mouth via a contact-free visor.

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Dyson V2 pocket rocket builds on customisable masturbators with more intuitive analytics (to train you up for IRL encounters), plus the option for double the strength of its predecessor. There are four unique programme variations, while the build is more inclusive to different shapes and sizes thanks to a softer and more flexible inner sleeve

lost in melb.
04-01-2022, 01:18 AM
Did anyone order one? 8-[

lost in melb.
04-02-2022, 03:47 AM
Hey, guess what...

April Fool's!!

I got youz all!


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DemonGeminiX
04-02-2022, 03:50 AM
No, you really didn't. Sorry.

deebakes
04-02-2022, 04:19 AM
nope :lol:

lost in melb.
04-02-2022, 05:12 AM
But it's real :naughty:

DemonGeminiX
04-02-2022, 04:08 PM
:uhhuh: