Teh One Who Knocks
07-15-2022, 12:35 PM
By Ewan Gleadow - The Daily Star
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Mucky members of a Princess Diana group on Facebook have been warned to stop degrading her memory by announcing when they're about to pleasure themselves.
The stern "final warning" was issued in a now-viral post in the "Princess Diana - Keep Her Memory Alive (NO TROLLS ALLOWED)" Facebook group.
Addressing the group's 61,000 members, the post begged people to stop sharing sordid tales of self-love.
It came after a flurry of X-rated posts from people announcing a "spicy w***".
But sadly, so far it doesn't seem to have had the desired effect, only encouraging even more posts along the same lines.
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The group appears split on whether or not it's acceptable to be announcing their personal news
Posting their last warning on the page, the fuming post read: "Please DO NOT, for the LOVE OF GOD, announce to the group when you are going to masturbate."
The user cited this as a "reoccurring issue" and criticised members that did announce their plans as having "under developed social skills".
They continued: "No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been).
"I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new members to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on."
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A raging post in the group chat did little to weather the masturbatory storm
The group is aimed at people who'd like to pay their respects or share fond memories of the 'People's Princess'.
But the warning seems to have fallen on deaf ears though with a growing number of posts about self gratification.
One disgusting user referenced Diana, saying: "She's got some beautiful photos. Great stress reliever after a long day at work."
Another questioned the moral fibre of the group, writing: "I didn't think humanity could stoop as low as to discuss masterbation [sic] on ar Di's tribute page. But you lot managed to pull it off."
A third member, presumably new, asked: "Is this the place where people come to have a w***?"
In answer to their question, one member had recently posted: "Feel a spicy w*** coming on" with a fire emoji.
https://i.imgur.com/HnkEHAy.png
Mucky members of a Princess Diana group on Facebook have been warned to stop degrading her memory by announcing when they're about to pleasure themselves.
The stern "final warning" was issued in a now-viral post in the "Princess Diana - Keep Her Memory Alive (NO TROLLS ALLOWED)" Facebook group.
Addressing the group's 61,000 members, the post begged people to stop sharing sordid tales of self-love.
It came after a flurry of X-rated posts from people announcing a "spicy w***".
But sadly, so far it doesn't seem to have had the desired effect, only encouraging even more posts along the same lines.
https://i.imgur.com/4qax1zt.jpg
The group appears split on whether or not it's acceptable to be announcing their personal news
Posting their last warning on the page, the fuming post read: "Please DO NOT, for the LOVE OF GOD, announce to the group when you are going to masturbate."
The user cited this as a "reoccurring issue" and criticised members that did announce their plans as having "under developed social skills".
They continued: "No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been).
"I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new members to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on."
https://i.imgur.com/LnIZ9FW.jpg
A raging post in the group chat did little to weather the masturbatory storm
The group is aimed at people who'd like to pay their respects or share fond memories of the 'People's Princess'.
But the warning seems to have fallen on deaf ears though with a growing number of posts about self gratification.
One disgusting user referenced Diana, saying: "She's got some beautiful photos. Great stress reliever after a long day at work."
Another questioned the moral fibre of the group, writing: "I didn't think humanity could stoop as low as to discuss masterbation [sic] on ar Di's tribute page. But you lot managed to pull it off."
A third member, presumably new, asked: "Is this the place where people come to have a w***?"
In answer to their question, one member had recently posted: "Feel a spicy w*** coming on" with a fire emoji.