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Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 06:56 PM
The Herald-Tribune


SARASOTA COUNTY - A homeless man went to court and was arrested on Friday, but the notable part of the story is what he had hidden in his rectum as he stood before the judge.

The judge sent Neil Lansing to jail, where corrections deputies conducting a routine search in a cellblock found part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, the sheriff's office said.

According to sheriff's officials, the condom contained: 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon.

Lansing, 33, now faces charges he possessed a drug and a tobacco product inside the Sarasota County jail.

He is being held there without bail.

PorkChopSandwiches
02-15-2011, 07:00 PM
Hahahahahaha

Joebob034
02-15-2011, 07:00 PM
uh-oh looks like you got competition Hal

Godfather
02-15-2011, 07:06 PM
Someone has to ask... pic?!? :lol:


That's filthy... I don't even want to know that logistics of that

Buddy of mine worked at a grocery store in a fairly scuzzy neighborhood and had people trying to pay with money they'd kept in their ass (the crack at least) a couple times :wha: They didn't accept it...

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 07:22 PM
only 30...and this is news???

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 07:23 PM
uh-oh looks like you got competition Hal

*shoves JoeBob up his ass*

laugh it up in the dark chucklehead

Joebob034
02-15-2011, 07:28 PM
*shoves JoeBob up his ass*

laugh it up in the dark chucklehead

:faint:

redred
02-15-2011, 07:42 PM
a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon. why? can these be used in jail

PorkChopSandwiches
02-15-2011, 07:49 PM
The guy he picked the stuff up for required a receipt for reimbursement :lol:

RBP
02-15-2011, 08:07 PM
Florida - 'nough said

PorkChopSandwiches
02-15-2011, 08:09 PM
Flo Rida?

RBP
02-15-2011, 08:13 PM
Flo Rida?

http://i.imgur.com/RjYu2.jpg

Godfather
02-15-2011, 08:15 PM
He looks like the type :-k

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 08:32 PM
a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon. why? can these be used in jail


The guy he picked the stuff up for required a receipt for reimbursement :lol:

He must walk really funny around tax time

Deepsepia
02-15-2011, 10:51 PM
Not included in that list of 30 items: "sense of dignity"