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Teh One Who Knocks
02-28-2023, 12:28 PM
By Clark Collis - Entertainment Weekly


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It was only a matter of time.

With Cocaine Bear riding high at the box office, low-budget production company The Asylum has announced the forthcoming release of a movie titled Attack of the Meth Gator.

The Asylum specializes in making so-called "mockbusters," films with titles that, let us say, call to mind the names of more generously-financed movies. Previous releases include 2009's Transmorphers: Fall of Man, 2010's Titanic II, and 2016's Independents' Day. The Asylum is also responsible for the Sharknado franchise and the zombie TV show Z Nation.

The Asylum announced that Attack of the Meth Gator had been added to the company's schedule of upcoming releases via Twitter.

"Hold our bear… I mean, beer. Coming for your life this summer," declared the tweet, accompanied by a poster for the film, which you can see above.
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A subsequent tweet clarified that the movie is definitely happening. "We're pumping the meth into Florida's fresh water reserves as we speak!"
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Cocaine Bear was released Friday and exceeded expectations by earning $23 million at the domestic box office over the weekend, per Comscore. Directed by Elizabeth Banks, the movie is based on the strange 1985 true story of a 175-pound black bear that consumed a significant amount of cocaine left in a Georgia forest.

The cast is made up of Keri Russell, O'Shea Jackson Jr., Margo Martindale, Alden Ehrenreich, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and the late Ray Liotta. "I knew when I read the script that I had the ability to make something truly unique," Banks told EW of the film. "I felt a lot of sympathy for the bear."

Here's hoping The Asylum feels the same for its gator.

PorkChopSandwiches
02-28-2023, 04:25 PM
:rofl:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-28-2023, 04:28 PM
You'll be watching it :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
02-28-2023, 05:58 PM
Absolutely

lost in melb.
03-06-2023, 10:06 AM
Why alligator and not crocodile?

:dumbfounded:

DemonGeminiX
03-06-2023, 11:46 AM
Why alligator and not crocodile?

:dumbfounded:

Because it's an American B-movie, dummy. When you Aussies make a stupid low budget monster b-movie, you can put whatever Aussie monster y'all want in it.

lost in melb.
03-06-2023, 12:51 PM
Excuses, excuses :ok:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2023, 12:57 PM
Excuses, excuses :ok:

You should finance an Aussie made film like these and base it on the Drop Bear :tup:

lost in melb.
03-06-2023, 02:23 PM
You should finance an Aussie made film like these and base it on the Drop Bear :tup:

How dare you compare our national treasure (little flumpkin) to a crocodile! [-(











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Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2023, 02:27 PM
I said Drop Bear, not Koala :facepalm:

lost in melb.
03-06-2023, 02:37 PM
I said Drop Bear, not Koala :facepalm:

What other 'bear' do we have? :dunno:

lost in melb.
03-06-2023, 02:38 PM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear

We all know what you meant.

:hand: