Islam Downgraded To Religion Of Mostly Peace

[PorkChopSandwiches]

WORLD — After decades of enjoying its status as the "religion of peace," religious experts weighing recent events in Israel announced that Islam has been officially downgraded to the "religion of mostly peace."

"We really hate to do this, but we have to admit that slaughtering innocent women and children is a bit much," said Dr. Amar Muhammad Muhammad, Professor of Religion at Cambridge. "Fortunately, 'mostly peace' is still a pretty good rating — a far cry from our 'religion of not that much peace at all' we gave the Christians and the 'holy crap these people are extremely dangerous' rating we gave the Mennonites."

"Nice job, Islam!"

Experts confirmed that Muslims will still be able to win back their former rating if they are able to tone down the Satanic, horrendous butchery of human beings for a little while. "We will reevaluate in a year," said Dr. Muhammad.

At publishing time, Islam had quickly won back its coveted "religion of peace" designation after making a donation to BLM.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/IYkj84d.jpg

They are mostly peaceful, you just need to get to know them :)

[lost in melb.]

They are mostly peaceful, you just need to get to know them :)

Leave your prejudices at the door :hand:

[lost in melb.]

It's begun:

https://amp.tmz.com/2023/10/13/israeli-embassy-worker-stabbing-beijing-china-conflict-day-jihad-knife-suspect/

[Godfather]

Why won't the other Arab countries take in their Muslim brothers and sisters is my main question? Like I do genuinely believe of the billion muslims there are many who are less radical and don't adhere to that Old Testament shit... but then why aren't they coming to the rescue of Palestinian refuges? I cannot imagine not doing that for members of our Commonwealth or our cousins in the US in this position... Instead Egypt is building a fucking wall to keep them out. Says a lot doesn't it....

[lost in melb.]

The problem is Palestinian's behaviour. I don't know if you remembe Arafat & Palestinian liberation organisation (PLO)? Long story short Palestinians have caused trouble wherever they went. Their fighters went to Jordan and tried to overthrow the government there, then I think Lebanon where they were booted out and then I think Syria and then Tunisia. Unfortunately the Palestinian refugees are tainted with the violent reputations of their militant Brothers with causing trouble

In Egypt, President Nasser was good friends with Arafat, but Egypt has increasingly looked towards the West.