Create a New Superhero!

[Hal-9000]

We've had some discussion regarding too many remakes of old ideas for movies and comics.I was never much of a comic book fan so I only know the main Superheroes.


Take a minute and create your own NEW superhero.Maybe some backstory as to how he/she got their powers and what he/she can do :thumbsup:

[AntZ]

http://i.imgur.com/2D2y0.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/183Qi.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/leAhq.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/7viEE.jpg

[Hal-9000]

create?


:facepalm:

[SmoothBob]

I heard a stand up saying the best power would be to stop/start time by clicking their left hand and be able to teleport anywhere by clicking their left, kinda like Hero from Heroes but without the headaches! Always thought that would be a cool power.

Its hard, im a self confessed comic book junkie, there are so many characters that stand out for whatever reason, but i keep coming back to superman, mainly because he can fly! If i was to create a comic book character, that i'd want to be myself lol, then it would have to be able to fly, be invulnerable, be strong and not have to breathe because there's only one place to send the character/myself, and thats straight up and on and on and to just see whats out there...

[Hal-9000]

So no one can come up with a new superhero?

:sad2:


Okay I'm reserving two names while I make up their powers and origin story...

DP Girl

and

TheLancinator







:lol: wheeeeeeeee

[DemonGeminiX]

Ulcerative Colitis Man!


8-[

[Hal-9000]

*regrets*

please DGX, go on and expand the legend of UCM :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Well, he runs around without any pants on. He fights criminals with his projectile diarrhea ability. That's also how he flies, well... it's not really flying... but he needs to eat a bunch of mexican food with refried beans to power up.

His farts can take out 3 whole city blocks.

:thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

:doh: I asked for this

[DemonGeminiX]

The force of his diarrhea lifts him 5 feet off the ground. That's how he flies... or floats, or whatever.

:thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

I'm going to try and come up with a legitimate new superhero...something relatively serious :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Ulcerative Colitis Man is very serious! Criminals all over fear his goatse.

:nono:

[Hal-9000]

:facepalm:


and here I thought DP Girl's origin from the dildo factory explosion would be a bit much...

[DemonGeminiX]

You know the shoop da whoop firin' my lazer gifs? That's how his diarrhea comes out... he bends over and WHOOSH!!!

:thumbsup:

[Noilly Pratt]

How about Spatial Dimension Boy

He first discovered his remarkable power while working at a moving company. He knew exactly how to stack irregularly sized boxes in such a way as the space was completely utilized.

He progressed to car valet where using his superior knowledge of what-goes-where, he was able to park 10% more cars in the lot.

No one knows his whereabouts, but you can be sure he fits in perfectly, wherever he is! :D


:huh:

[Noilly Pratt]

Conversion Man

A gent who has the ability to remember how to convert one unit of measurement to anything else instantly. He started out life as a lowly mathematician until he accidentally stumbled upon a nuclear waste dump and whose energy was fused with a slide rule and a book on elementary conversions was fused with his superior intellect.

[Noilly Pratt]

Garlic Gal

Her stomach lacks a certain enzyme to fully digest food, but this enzyme is included in garlic, which she must eat copious amounts of.

Her powerful stench repels most supervillains, and if not, she can resort to the Garlic Gatlin Gun, a sure-fire weapon that will keep anyone at bay.

[Hal-9000]

Noilly comes through :lol:


well done