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SmoothBob
08-04-2011, 10:11 PM
Howay!

This is wan o the funniest things ah've seen, should hopefully give yis an understandin of where Goofy n Me hail fae! :wave: :mrgreen:

Translation On Request!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLxLmFhROqY

JoeyB
08-04-2011, 10:15 PM
Well?

SmoothBob
08-04-2011, 10:26 PM
Well Whit?

JoeyB
08-04-2011, 10:35 PM
Well Whit?

I got a fair amount of it, like the 'data dude' asking the woman if she was horny and wanting it and her telling him he had no penis, but, you promised a translation, and you will deliver...or I'll set Hal upon thee!

SmoothBob
08-04-2011, 10:48 PM
Ach ah shouldnae huv said it! :D

'kay, gimmie a min..

JoeyB
08-04-2011, 10:49 PM
Ach ah shouldnae huv said it! :D

'kay, gimmie a min..

Well, don't freak out over it, translation or not, we're still blood. And together, we will rule the world.

DemonGeminiX
08-04-2011, 11:08 PM
Ahem!

2: This board is private and English is to be used as the main language.

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?2-Rules

[-(

JoeyB
08-04-2011, 11:10 PM
Ahem!

2: This board is private and English is to be used as the main language.

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?2-Rules

[-(

English is the main language, and he's using umm, whatever the fuck that Scot stuff is as a secondary language.

SmoothBob
08-04-2011, 11:14 PM
In the year 2345 the Federation of Planets opened a Starfleet academy near Carnoustie in Scotland...

'Right ensign, gie us warp factor 10, we'll open this big bastard up and see if its shit up a shelayla!

'Nay danger, get yer belts ohn!'

'Yill ney catch us wearin belts, looking like a big bunch o poofters!'

'Captn!'

'Whit?'

'Gonnae let us go tae the replicator, ahm starvin!'

'Aye, as lang as yi bring us back a mug o royal game soup anna couple o siders.'

'Captn'

'Whit noo?'

'There a right big hooerin o a space ship comin tae wards us, yi wanna see the basterin size o it, is a good wan or twa sizes bigger than oors, ken'

(bar scene)

'Ah telt yi before dindna yi bastard, yer gonna get this crackerbat!'

'Whit yi dain yi daftie?'

'Ahm just huvin a go onna hollow deck captn, ahm hollow deck daft, ken'

(back onna bridge)

'Set phasers tae malky!'

'Is like hee-haw wiv ever seen afor captn, ken'

'He's deed captn, stone deed, nay pulse or nuthin... Will yi stop keekin at me arse yi pervert!'

'Captn, were messin wi forces we cannae possibly comprehend!'

'You ken fine yer gaggin for it eh?'

'Yi got hee-haw chance o gettin yer hole, yer an android, yiv cock all knob!'

'ach awa an dinnae talk pish!'




Christ that took a while! :D

Right, just tell us which wurds yi dinnae understan! :lmao:

SmoothBob
08-04-2011, 11:15 PM
Ahem!

2: This board is private and English is to be used as the main language.

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?2-Rules

[-(


English is the main language, and he's using umm, whatever the fuck that Scot stuff is as a secondary language.

Whit he said! :)

DemonGeminiX
08-04-2011, 11:15 PM
It might as well be Chinese.

[-(

Muddy
08-04-2011, 11:17 PM
Bob, can you please start with some words you use and what they translate to so I can start using this in my everyday language...?

DemonGeminiX
08-04-2011, 11:18 PM
You see the "yi"? I know that's Chinese for something! I don't know what it's Chinese for, but it's Chinese for something!

:nono:

SmoothBob
08-04-2011, 11:21 PM
Well, don't freak out over it, translation or not, we're still blood. And together, we will rule the world.

http://inamirrordimly.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/braveheart-thumb.jpg

DemonGeminiX
08-04-2011, 11:24 PM
http://inamirrordimly.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/braveheart-thumb.jpg

The black-haired dude on the right was Irish. It was his island, no less!

:nono:

JoeyB
08-04-2011, 11:25 PM
Yeah, but...I'm not painting my face.

SmoothBob
08-04-2011, 11:41 PM
Bob, can you please start with some words you use and what they translate to so I can start using this in my everyday language...?

Sure :D

Alright..

And yi is YOU thank yi very much Mr Demon!

Yi see the word 'ken' a lot above, i say it, the wife doesnae (does not) like me sayin it but its become a habit. Means 'do you understand?' and is normally throwin in at the end o a sentence but can be used anywhere.

Dae or Daein (pronounced day, day-in) - Do or Doing, as in the Nike logo 'Just Dae It!'

Sometimes its almost fae (from, keep up people! :) ) laziness, instead of pronouncin the whole word, like 'Whit?' being 'What?' 'Fae' being 'From' because its quicker tae (to, pronounced 'tay') say!

Or you could be advanced and use 2 or more words! lol

As in: 'Dae yi ken whit yer daein?' being 'Do you understand what you are doing?'

Ah mean come on, how much quicker to say and shorter tae type is the 'Scottish' over the 'English'! :)

My job is talking tae people on the phone so cannot use any or the words or language that i type, is a fun release! :)

So..

What huv (have) yi learned so far??

Yi
Ken
Whit
Doesnae
Dae
Daen
Fae
Tae
and
Huv


So go huv fun wi (with) yer new words! :tup: :D

SmoothBob
08-04-2011, 11:45 PM
The black-haired dude on the right was Irish. It was his island, no less!

:nono:

Well if yer gonna be picky the guy in the middle is american...

:P

DemonGeminiX
08-04-2011, 11:49 PM
I'm just messing with you, Bob. Now when those with the ability start trying to teach the forum Gaelic...


And Stephen King used 'ken' in the Dark Tower novels.

Muddy
08-04-2011, 11:54 PM
Sure :D

Alright..

And yi is YOU thank yi very much Mr Demon!

Yi see the word 'ken' a lot above, i say it, the wife doesnae (does not) like me sayin it but its become a habit. Means 'do you understand?' and is normally throwin in at the end o a sentence but can be used anywhere.

Dae or Daein (pronounced day, day-in) - Do or Doing, as in the Nike logo 'Just Dae It!'

Sometimes its almost fae (from, keep up people! :) ) laziness, instead of pronouncin the whole word, like 'Whit?' being 'What?' 'Fae' being 'From' because its quicker tae (to, pronounced 'tay') say!

Or you could be advanced and use 2 or more words! lol

As in: 'Dae yi ken whit yer daein?' being 'Do you understand what you are doing?'

Ah mean come on, how much quicker to say and shorter tae type is the 'Scottish' over the 'English'! :)

My job is talking tae people on the phone so cannot use any or the words or language that i type, is a fun release! :)

So..

What huv (have) yi learned so far??

Yi
Ken
Whit
Doesnae
Dae
Daen
Fae
Tae
and
Huv


So go huv fun wi (with) yer new words! :tup: :D

Wow... I've read this a few times now and I think I am starting to get it...

SmoothBob
08-04-2011, 11:55 PM
Gaelic? I thought yi'd never ask! :D

Christ, did that for about 5-6 year in primary school, today i know, like, 3 words!

Agus - means And

Yipee - means Bed

ahm sure I ken a 3rd...

DemonGeminiX
08-04-2011, 11:56 PM
http://crash.ihug.co.nz/~fiski/gaelic.html

SmoothBob
08-04-2011, 11:57 PM
Wow... I've read this a few times now and I think I am starting to get it...

Can i teach em or can i treach em? :lmao:

Where yi fae Muddy? Christ its funny thinkin ahm spreadin a dialect!

Muddy
08-04-2011, 11:59 PM
Can i teach em or can i treach em? :lmao:

Where yi fae Muddy? Christ its funny thinkin ahm spreadin a dialect!

Virginia mi good man..

SmoothBob
08-04-2011, 11:59 PM
http://crash.ihug.co.nz/~fiski/gaelic.html

Wow, all that work and there's like, 13-14 people speak the language! :D

SmoothBob
08-05-2011, 12:00 AM
Virginia mi good man..

Ah love that yi huv the urge tae learn it, is it just tae sound differant or tae pull the burds? :)

Muddy
08-05-2011, 12:02 AM
Gettin back to mi roots.. Is (mi) correct for my? And is it pronounced Mie or mee ?or mae?

SmoothBob
08-05-2011, 12:10 AM
Gettin back to mi roots.. Is (mi) correct for my? And is it pronounced Mie or mee ?or mae?

Oh wow, ah should do wan o those translation apps! :)

I'd use mi pronounced me, as in: 'she's mi burd!' - 'she's my girlfriend!'

KevinD
08-05-2011, 01:47 AM
Wanna have some fun? Get a Texan and a Scott drunk, then listen to the beautiful music..hahah

JoeyB
08-05-2011, 05:26 AM
Ah love that yi huv the urge tae learn it, is it just tae sound differant or tae pull the burds? :)

I'm learning it to seduce myself. It makes me hard when I masturbate.

Daein it now...

Nah I lie, I'm getting horny over tae bird on the Fox Soccer Channel. Michelle Lissel, I suck on yi boobies.

deebakes
08-05-2011, 05:35 AM
:wtf2:

SmoothBob
08-05-2011, 06:59 AM
Ach go wi it Dee :D

JoeyB
08-05-2011, 07:06 AM
:wtf2:

I'm getting in touch with my inner ancestral Scot by getting in touch with my outer penile Scot, while watching the hottie on the soccer news. Why is that so difficult to understand?


Ach go wi it Dee :D

Ach indeed motherfuckers, ach indeed.

Jezter
08-05-2011, 04:21 PM
This all makes me giggle. Atleast your roll your r's like we finns do. Should be no problem for me to ken this.

Jezter
08-05-2011, 04:29 PM
Also, I think Bob needs to go here and give us a sample: http://vocaroo.com/