JoeyB
08-05-2011, 07:49 AM
Terms & Conditions
1: Members must be 18 or older, the exception of course is women who have no member.
2: This board is private and English is to be used as the main language, though everyone is required to be fluent in Mandarin Chinese, Portuguese, Esperanza, and Klingon. There will be an examination.
3: There is no rule number three.
D. There is however a rule 'D', and this is it.
4: No rape videos/photos or anything that is sick/gore/illegal. This includes rape fantasy content as well as disgusting or iggy photos intended for nothing more than shock value. Repeated abuse of this will cause you to be infracted and possibly banned, or be given to deebakes as a playtoy. Repeated self abuse may lead to multiple orgasms.
5: No illegal porn including, but not limited to, beastiality and scat videos and/or photos, but audiotape of such content is allowed, as long as it is high fidelity and in stereo.
6: Do not attempt to post fishing links or you will be banned. There will be no second chance, so you anglers better watch your asses!
7: Do not spam in any section of this forum or you risk being banned. It's only a risk though, so why not take a chance?
8: Personal attacks on others will not be tolerated. We take politeness very seriously you stupid motherfuckers.
You are welcome to challenge others points of view and opinions, but do so respectively and thoughtfully. One suggestion is to wear a tuxedo and speak with an English accent while making your rebuttal.
Users caught flaming other users will have their accounts locked or possibly banned, unless you use actual flames in which case the fire department will be notified.
If you have a problem with another member or member of staff, then you are probably normal. Avoid the freaks who like everyone!
9: No requesting, through PM's or otherwise**, to other members for content that is deemed 'not allowed' by this board.
**=such as use of psychic powers, sending of a Western Union telegram, writing on the bathroom wall above the gloryhole, fax, snail mail, actual snails, smoke signals, billboards, posting of bills, Bill Cosby, town crier, suggestive tattoos, telephone, megaphone, vibraphone, or any other method we forgot to mention. The lone exception is morse code, because none of the mods understand it, so how will they ever know?
10: Only one account per person. Members found with multiple accounts will be infracted all the way up to being banned. Is it just me or does 'being infracted' sound suggestive and dirty? I'd like to infract a few of the members.
Code of Conduct, please use the translation key to decipher the code.
Please maintain respect to all individuals on the board at all times. As we are a community, there are a wide range of opinions, experiences, backgrounds, religions and ages, except Jews of course. It is your responsibility to read and follow these rules for everyone's enjoyment, though why your reading these rules would be enjoyable to anyone else is sort of a mystery.
1: No Flaming, all homosexuality must be subdued.
2: No Harassment of any member unless she has HUGE knockers.
3: No Insults period. Also could be written as 'no insults.'
4: No unsolicited PM's to other members that are intended to harass or intimidate, though if they solicit harassment, go for it.
5: No Vicious Character Attacks. You may only attack peaceable and tolerant characters.
Generally, hate and prejudice of any kind will absolutely not be tolerated in any form. Though, if you start by saying 'generally', it sort of takes the sting out of the 'absolutely not'. Generally speaking, we absolutely do not welcome hate...generally speaking.
General Posting Guidelines, guidelines for those of other ranks to be added at a future date.
1: Search for topics before posting and/or requesting. Its probably already been posted somewhere, in fact, why bother? You have nothing new to add, and nothing new could be added. Just sit and read the old stuff and be happy we aren't infracting you.
2: Post in the proper section (NSFW belongs in NSFW. NSW belongs in SE Australia, and BC belongs in the timeline after pre-history but prior to the age we currently live in. All other areas are considered SFW unless the thread is properly labeled "NSFW" as a warning to readers, or you just really feel like dicking someone over at work today.)
3: Label threads properly, we suggest using the "Brother P-Touch 1880 Electronic Desktop Label Maker".
3a: No using symbols in the title of your threads to disguise names, put the correct name and/or site in the title as it's supposed to be speled, whoops, spelled.
3b: Unless otherwise authorized by the staff, you are allowed to post no more than 10 threads per day in any links section. This is a place to share, not a place to flood with your links. Though technically, you are sharing links...so...well we have to think this over a bit now.
3c: No unnecessary bumping of your own threads under any circumstances, necessary bumping is allowed especially if you want to play that game where all the threads show you as the last poster. It's such fun!
3d: Do not bump any threads older than 6 months unless you have mastered thread necromancy.
4: [code] all external links. This is done by highlighting the link and clicking the # icon. Make sure any [URL] tags are removed. Exceptions are embedded Youtube,etc. clips in the SFW sections only. We have used lots of symbols and shit in this rule, and if they confuse you, external linking may not be your thing.
5: Tag all thread topics ([RS]=Rapidshare / [HF]=Hotfile / [FSrv]=Fileserve / [DF]=Depositfiles / [MU]=Megaupload / [MS]=Megashare / [FF]=Filefactory / [FS]=Filesonic and so on. More than three hosts use [MULTI]. Less than one host uses [NONE]. Can't remember where you saw the video? Use [SENILE].
6: Do not use link protection on links in any forum or sub forum. We like our links like we like our sex, free and condomless.
7: No reposting/double posting of any kind. HAHA, reposting/double posting, that was a double posted repost of it's own. Madness!
8: All video links must be accompanied by Screen-caps, preferably from a film we have all seen, such as 'Ghostbusters', or 'Predator' or 'Tranny whores do Brazil, part four'.
9: Rule number nine is so secret we cannot share it with you. But, when you violate it, you'll know.
10: NO SPAMMING, ADVERTISING OR SOLICITATION!!! TYPING IN ALL CAPS MANDATORY. LOWER CASE TYPISTS WILL BE INFRACTED, AND INFRACTED HARD.
11: Do not attempt to post phishing links, because you are simply incapable of doing it. So why even attempt?
12. Do not request for mirrors in existing threads. Also, no towel racks, sinks, or bidets may be requested.
13: All passwords for rar files must be displayed in post (No Exceptions). First you'll need to find the post marked 'no exceptions'.
14: No URL Redirects, unless they redirect back onto themselves. Cause that's hilarious.
15: Whether you upload your own shares or simply share what's found elsewhere, or share simply shares, or simply share shares, your shares are simply shared. Say it five times fast, now.
16: VIEW THE COMPLETE APPROVED HOST SITE LIST PRIOR TO POSTING! View it! Now!
1: Members must be 18 or older, the exception of course is women who have no member.
2: This board is private and English is to be used as the main language, though everyone is required to be fluent in Mandarin Chinese, Portuguese, Esperanza, and Klingon. There will be an examination.
3: There is no rule number three.
D. There is however a rule 'D', and this is it.
4: No rape videos/photos or anything that is sick/gore/illegal. This includes rape fantasy content as well as disgusting or iggy photos intended for nothing more than shock value. Repeated abuse of this will cause you to be infracted and possibly banned, or be given to deebakes as a playtoy. Repeated self abuse may lead to multiple orgasms.
5: No illegal porn including, but not limited to, beastiality and scat videos and/or photos, but audiotape of such content is allowed, as long as it is high fidelity and in stereo.
6: Do not attempt to post fishing links or you will be banned. There will be no second chance, so you anglers better watch your asses!
7: Do not spam in any section of this forum or you risk being banned. It's only a risk though, so why not take a chance?
8: Personal attacks on others will not be tolerated. We take politeness very seriously you stupid motherfuckers.
You are welcome to challenge others points of view and opinions, but do so respectively and thoughtfully. One suggestion is to wear a tuxedo and speak with an English accent while making your rebuttal.
Users caught flaming other users will have their accounts locked or possibly banned, unless you use actual flames in which case the fire department will be notified.
If you have a problem with another member or member of staff, then you are probably normal. Avoid the freaks who like everyone!
9: No requesting, through PM's or otherwise**, to other members for content that is deemed 'not allowed' by this board.
**=such as use of psychic powers, sending of a Western Union telegram, writing on the bathroom wall above the gloryhole, fax, snail mail, actual snails, smoke signals, billboards, posting of bills, Bill Cosby, town crier, suggestive tattoos, telephone, megaphone, vibraphone, or any other method we forgot to mention. The lone exception is morse code, because none of the mods understand it, so how will they ever know?
10: Only one account per person. Members found with multiple accounts will be infracted all the way up to being banned. Is it just me or does 'being infracted' sound suggestive and dirty? I'd like to infract a few of the members.
Code of Conduct, please use the translation key to decipher the code.
Please maintain respect to all individuals on the board at all times. As we are a community, there are a wide range of opinions, experiences, backgrounds, religions and ages, except Jews of course. It is your responsibility to read and follow these rules for everyone's enjoyment, though why your reading these rules would be enjoyable to anyone else is sort of a mystery.
1: No Flaming, all homosexuality must be subdued.
2: No Harassment of any member unless she has HUGE knockers.
3: No Insults period. Also could be written as 'no insults.'
4: No unsolicited PM's to other members that are intended to harass or intimidate, though if they solicit harassment, go for it.
5: No Vicious Character Attacks. You may only attack peaceable and tolerant characters.
Generally, hate and prejudice of any kind will absolutely not be tolerated in any form. Though, if you start by saying 'generally', it sort of takes the sting out of the 'absolutely not'. Generally speaking, we absolutely do not welcome hate...generally speaking.
General Posting Guidelines, guidelines for those of other ranks to be added at a future date.
1: Search for topics before posting and/or requesting. Its probably already been posted somewhere, in fact, why bother? You have nothing new to add, and nothing new could be added. Just sit and read the old stuff and be happy we aren't infracting you.
2: Post in the proper section (NSFW belongs in NSFW. NSW belongs in SE Australia, and BC belongs in the timeline after pre-history but prior to the age we currently live in. All other areas are considered SFW unless the thread is properly labeled "NSFW" as a warning to readers, or you just really feel like dicking someone over at work today.)
3: Label threads properly, we suggest using the "Brother P-Touch 1880 Electronic Desktop Label Maker".
3a: No using symbols in the title of your threads to disguise names, put the correct name and/or site in the title as it's supposed to be speled, whoops, spelled.
3b: Unless otherwise authorized by the staff, you are allowed to post no more than 10 threads per day in any links section. This is a place to share, not a place to flood with your links. Though technically, you are sharing links...so...well we have to think this over a bit now.
3c: No unnecessary bumping of your own threads under any circumstances, necessary bumping is allowed especially if you want to play that game where all the threads show you as the last poster. It's such fun!
3d: Do not bump any threads older than 6 months unless you have mastered thread necromancy.
4: [code] all external links. This is done by highlighting the link and clicking the # icon. Make sure any [URL] tags are removed. Exceptions are embedded Youtube,etc. clips in the SFW sections only. We have used lots of symbols and shit in this rule, and if they confuse you, external linking may not be your thing.
5: Tag all thread topics ([RS]=Rapidshare / [HF]=Hotfile / [FSrv]=Fileserve / [DF]=Depositfiles / [MU]=Megaupload / [MS]=Megashare / [FF]=Filefactory / [FS]=Filesonic and so on. More than three hosts use [MULTI]. Less than one host uses [NONE]. Can't remember where you saw the video? Use [SENILE].
6: Do not use link protection on links in any forum or sub forum. We like our links like we like our sex, free and condomless.
7: No reposting/double posting of any kind. HAHA, reposting/double posting, that was a double posted repost of it's own. Madness!
8: All video links must be accompanied by Screen-caps, preferably from a film we have all seen, such as 'Ghostbusters', or 'Predator' or 'Tranny whores do Brazil, part four'.
9: Rule number nine is so secret we cannot share it with you. But, when you violate it, you'll know.
10: NO SPAMMING, ADVERTISING OR SOLICITATION!!! TYPING IN ALL CAPS MANDATORY. LOWER CASE TYPISTS WILL BE INFRACTED, AND INFRACTED HARD.
11: Do not attempt to post phishing links, because you are simply incapable of doing it. So why even attempt?
12. Do not request for mirrors in existing threads. Also, no towel racks, sinks, or bidets may be requested.
13: All passwords for rar files must be displayed in post (No Exceptions). First you'll need to find the post marked 'no exceptions'.
14: No URL Redirects, unless they redirect back onto themselves. Cause that's hilarious.
15: Whether you upload your own shares or simply share what's found elsewhere, or share simply shares, or simply share shares, your shares are simply shared. Say it five times fast, now.
16: VIEW THE COMPLETE APPROVED HOST SITE LIST PRIOR TO POSTING! View it! Now!