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Teh One Who Knocks
08-05-2011, 09:04 PM
KETV Channel 7 News


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COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa -- A Council Bluffs man faces several charges after witnesses told police he threw a cat from a seventh-floor apartment window with his pants down.

On Wednesday morning, officers were called to 455 W. Broadway for a report of someone tossing a cat from an apartment and exposing himself. According to the police report, officers found a gray cat, which later died, bleeding and barely breathing near the sidewalk.

Witnesses told police they saw a man expose himself from the seventh floor of an apartment building across the street. They told police he then threw the cat out the window.

Officers identified the apartment from which the witnesses said the cat was thrown and made contact with a man inside.

The 29-year-old man, identified as Gerardo Martinez, answered the door shirtless with his pants down, the police report said. Officers asked him to pull his pants up and asked him about the cat.

Martinez, who admitted to using meth, first denied having a cat, police said. Later, he changed his story and told police his boyfriend threw the cat from the window three hours prior, police said.

When police told Martinez that witnesses said the cat was thrown more recently, he said he attempted to have sex with the cat and then threw it out the window, along with a pornographic DVD, police said.

Police arrested Martinez and witnesses identified him as the man from the window.

Martinez -- who turned 30 on Thursday -- has been charged with animal torture, bestiality and indecent exposure, according to the Pottawattamie County attorney.

He's being held in the Pottawattamie County Jail and faces up to five years in jail if convicted.

Hal-9000
08-05-2011, 09:07 PM
Steven Segal emotion chart


"inquisitive"


what a sick wingnut

JoeyB
08-05-2011, 09:50 PM
As always, the potential penalties for animal abuse pale next to the crime itself. We need to treat this sort of thing more seriously and introduce longer sentencing options.

deebakes
08-05-2011, 10:44 PM
answered the doors with his pants still down ffs :facepalm:

PorkChopSandwiches
08-05-2011, 11:16 PM
Good times

Hal-9000
08-06-2011, 12:38 AM
How come the people that commit the most bizarre crimes always look the most intensely fucked up? Is it a rule they have to follow?? :lol:

deebakes
08-06-2011, 01:07 AM
his boyfriend :lol:

DemonGeminiX
08-06-2011, 03:32 AM
I wonder if the cat scratched him.

:-s

deebakes
08-06-2011, 04:08 AM
if their pussies are anything like their tongues, i am sure the dude has massive abrasions...

DemonGeminiX
08-06-2011, 05:56 AM
:-s

Speaking from experience?

Hugh_Janus
08-06-2011, 08:40 AM
that guy's expression is fantastic :lol:

but where are the pussy jokes dammit

Iffy
08-06-2011, 12:48 PM
When a cat uses your litter box there really is only one recourse

Hal-9000
08-06-2011, 08:15 PM
I molested a bear once when I was out camping....he was digging into my cooler of food and was bent over in the cutest way.

I could not resist that furry little bum :oops:

:shame:

Hugh_Janus
08-07-2011, 07:10 AM
:shock:

*shaves ass cheeks*

DemonGeminiX
08-07-2011, 08:03 AM
You'll never get a date again.

Arkady Renko
08-08-2011, 02:40 PM
if their pussies are anything like their tongues, i am sure the dude has massive abrasions...

apparently cat dicks have thorny skin that's supposed to facilitat nidation by stinging the mucosa in the female's vagina, which is why the females usually turn on the males once they've shot their load.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-08-2011, 02:41 PM
:tmi:

Arkady Renko
08-08-2011, 02:50 PM
:tmi:

you have cats yourself, did you never wonder?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-08-2011, 02:52 PM
Not even once :hand: