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JoeyB
08-10-2011, 07:19 AM
Where's Waldo actor kills Finnish man.

Following only hours after his double homicide in the 'General Chat' forum, Waldo has now targeted and killed Jezter, real name Jussi Jasueirtolleioneunianausuailleaiansniooeuelll. The murder occurred shortly after Jussi openly expressed an interest in being involved in a decadent sexual activity known as man on man bukkake. Authorities now believe the crime was sexually motivated and possibly an act of pro-Swedish sentiment.

Witness accounts vary greatly, but general consensus seems to be that Jussi was mostly naked, drinking coffee, and browsing the internet prior to the attack. Why he was mostly naked in an internet cafe has yet to be determined. Waldo appears to have used a hatchet, or perhaps a butcher knife, and the carcass was divided up and offered at below market prices to passersby.

One witness, a female in her early twenties, was quoted as saying "It was bloody, and dreadful, gore splattered on the walls, horrible cutting sounds, flesh still twitching. I'll never forget what I saw. Jussi was delicious however, and I hope to have seconds later this afternoon".

Waldo is still at large, and possibly headed to Canadaland. The government of Finland has offered a reward of 48 euros for information leading to his arrest, and 2500 euros for information leading to Jussi's thigh meat which is still believed to be uneaten.

As with all people in Finland, Jussi's clone was activated after his original body was destroyed. He will be neutered and re-enter society within three days. Information as to when or where the man on man bukkake will occur is not available.

Jezter
08-10-2011, 07:34 AM
http://i.imgur.com/QcZ4F.jpg




*rebooting system...please wait... Press Any Key to skip memcheck and proceed directly to testing fapsequence...initializing Ragnarok....load complete...shooting load..1..2...3...splattered...re-entering society...stand by...*

minz
08-10-2011, 09:06 AM
We have a serial killer on the loose. :lol: I wonder who's next, will it be JoeyB? :-k

SmoothBob
08-10-2011, 10:14 AM
Hal RUN! get outta there mate! MOVE IT!!!!!

And someone hide the wimen! :)

Goofy
08-10-2011, 05:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dTYM7.jpg

Hal-9000
08-10-2011, 06:55 PM
Hal RUN! get outta there mate! MOVE IT!!!!!

And someone hide the wimen! :)

I'm already dead...I can't do shite man :|

PorkChopSandwiches
08-10-2011, 07:03 PM
Barely alive cause I'm dead on the inside barely alive cause I'm dead barely alive cause I'm dead on the inside barely alive cause I'm dead...

FUCK

Sleepless and I feel this helpless within this illness keep this in the darkness kill this but I want this
So here I go again tryna numb my pain cut a little deeper but it feels the same close my eyes and I see the light wide awake I pretend that I... will survive, mouth is dry shed my skin and I don't know why can't escape cause there ain't no use I love my self abuse

Shameless and I blame this own this because I chose this hopeless and I know this need this but I loathe this


I love my self abuse i hate my self

Barely alive cause I'm dead on the inside barely alive cause I'm dead on the inside barely alive cause I'm dead

I love this self abuse, I hate this self abuse I love this self abuse, I hate this...

Hush little baby don't you cry hush little baby don't you cry DON'T YOU CRY!
Barely alive cause I'm dead on the inside barely alive cause I'm dead...FUCK!
barely alive cause I'm dead onthe inside barely alive cause I'm dead... FLUX!!

SmoothBob
08-10-2011, 07:22 PM
I'm already dead...I can't do shite man :|

Fuck, i just remembered, u an me got kilt at teh same time.. :facepalm:

SmoothBob
08-10-2011, 07:27 PM
Run Lance, Run! :D

Hal-9000
08-10-2011, 07:27 PM
Fuck, i just remembered, u an me got kilt at teh same time.. :facepalm:


beers on me then?

SmoothBob
08-10-2011, 07:29 PM
Hell yeah dude! :tup:

Hal-9000
08-10-2011, 08:28 PM
:thumbsup:


we won't have to pay cuz we're dead dudes :dance:

SmoothBob
08-10-2011, 08:32 PM
Brain Beer.. Brains.. :zombie:

Satan
08-10-2011, 08:44 PM
So the juicy one's headed my way, eh? I have an army of Russian hermaphrodites to have fun taking turns on him.

:demon:

deebakes
08-10-2011, 08:52 PM
I have an army of Russian hermaphrodites ...

:wank:

SmoothBob
08-10-2011, 08:56 PM
So the juicy one's headed my way, eh? I have an army of Russian hermaphrodites to have fun taking turns on him.

:demon:

R u referring tae Hal as juicy??? ew!

SmoothBob
08-10-2011, 08:56 PM
So the juicy one's headed my way, eh? I have an army of Russian hermaphrodites to have fun taking turns on him.

:demon:



:wank:

:lmao:

DemonGeminiX
08-10-2011, 09:26 PM
R u referring tae Hal as juicy??? ew!

I believe Jezter = juicy

deebakes
08-10-2011, 09:28 PM
I believe Jezter = juicy

+1

DemonGeminiX
08-10-2011, 09:28 PM
...initializing Ragnarok....

Hahaha... that's my boy!

:tup:

JoeyB
08-10-2011, 09:29 PM
Brain Beer.. Brains.. :zombie:

No, damn it NO...for the second time, you will killed, not zombiefied. NOT ZOMBIEFIED.


I believe Jezter = juicy

That was why his carcass meat was so popular.

Goofy
08-10-2011, 09:29 PM
R u referring tae Hal as juicy??? ew!


I believe Jezter = juicy

Yep, Jezter = Finnish guy called Jussi = Juicy :lol:

SmoothBob
08-10-2011, 09:32 PM
No, damn it NO...for the second time, you will killed, not zombiefied. NOT ZOMBIEFIED.

No Brains?? [-(







































:zombie:

Jezter
08-11-2011, 03:16 PM
So the juicy one's headed my way, eh? I have an army of Russian hermaphrodites to have fun taking turns on him.

:demon:
Was I really that bad person when I was alive that I deserve this!? :lol:



That was why his carcass meat was so popular.
My humps, my humps, my humps my humps, my lovely Jezzie lumps! I do hope the juiciest and most tender parts went to wimmin folk...especially one in Texas...

Yep, Jezter = Finnish guy called Jussi = Juicy :lol:
Logical! :tup:

No Brains?? [-(

Get yer missus blow yers tonite, son.

JoeyB
08-11-2011, 10:52 PM
No Brains?? [-(


:zombie:

Fine, you're a zombie.


Was I really that bad person when I was alive that I deserve this!? :lol:

My humps, my humps, my humps my humps, my lovely Jezzie lumps! I do hope the juiciest and most tender parts went to wimmin folk...especially one in Texas...

Logical! :tup:

Get yer missus blow yers tonite, son.

Where is that Texas lass anyway, she never logs on.

Hal-9000
08-11-2011, 11:39 PM
*raises hand*

Can I be a zombie too? Dead is so final and I have a whole list of people I'd like to eat :face:

SmoothBob
08-11-2011, 11:46 PM
http://tableofgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/zombies.jpg

minz
08-12-2011, 12:34 AM
*raises hand*

Can I be a zombie too? Dead is so final and I have a whole list of people I'd like to eat :face:

There are sooooo many comments I could make here. :huh:








I need to get off these meds. :oops:

Hal-9000
08-12-2011, 12:35 AM
I would have to be one of those fast zombies...couldn't be an old school slow zombie

JoeyB
08-12-2011, 05:28 AM
*raises hand*

Can I be a zombie too? Dead is so final and I have a whole list of people I'd like to eat :face:

I already explained your fate Hal, your RAM was given as a transplant to a computerized Japanese toilet.

http://s3.postimage.org/rudv1xr8s/image.jpg (http://www.postimage.org/)

Jezter
08-12-2011, 06:36 AM
Where is that Texas lass anyway, she never logs on.

She's been superextra stressed out with her crazy job and barely has any time for herself. Things are hopefully changing soon though and maybe then she will grace us with her presence.

JoeyB
08-12-2011, 09:54 PM
Hal? Did you notice I showed you your fate?

Hal-9000
08-12-2011, 10:09 PM
I already explained your fate Hal, your RAM was given as a transplant to a computerized Japanese toilet.

http://s3.postimage.org/rudv1xr8s/image.jpg (http://www.postimage.org/)

:sad2:

I never get to be a zombie...






(helluva photoshop job tho Joey :thumbsup:)

JoeyB
08-12-2011, 10:12 PM
:sad2:

I never get to be a zombie...






(helluva photoshop job tho Joey :thumbsup:)

Damn it! NOT A ZOMBIE! I already gave in and let SmoothBob be a zombie, don't you start in on me too.

And thank you, as always, I do all my image editing only with the MIGHTY POWER OF MS PAINT.

Hal-9000
08-12-2011, 10:14 PM
Okay how about a compromise?

If I'm to be dead....can I be the love interest of a necrophiliac? :face:

JoeyB
08-12-2011, 10:42 PM
Okay how about a compromise?

If I'm to be dead....can I be the love interest of a necrophiliac? :face:

Have I not always loved you Hal?

Hal-9000
08-12-2011, 10:44 PM
Have I not always loved you Hal?

For the most part...except that time I moved...I know that ruins it for you :sad2:

JoeyB
08-12-2011, 10:44 PM
For the most part...except that time I moved :sad2:

I offered to cut your legs off to end that problem.

Hal-9000
08-12-2011, 10:48 PM
I offered to cut your legs off to end that problem.

Well to be fair...you also complained that ' I was too warm. '

It's kinda hard to please necrophiliacs, steep learning curve

JoeyB
08-12-2011, 10:50 PM
Well to be fair...you also complained that ' I was too warm. '

It's kinda hard to please necrophiliacs, steep learning curve

It's why I only date women who treat me coldly...seems right somehow.

Hal-9000
08-12-2011, 11:03 PM
Breathing is a quality I look for in a women, next...nice ass :thumbsup:

JoeyB
08-12-2011, 11:09 PM
Breathing is a quality I look for in a women, next...nice ass :thumbsup:

Odd...back in the nineties during a long dry spell, I used to tell people I had lowered my standards down from 'correct number of limbs' to 'still breathing'.

Hal-9000
08-13-2011, 12:52 AM
"I look for in a women"

I need help :facepalm:

Jezter
08-13-2011, 01:09 AM
"I look for in a women"

I need help :facepalm:
You need some good pussy with a side of anal.

Hal-9000
08-13-2011, 01:14 AM
You need some good pussy with a side of anal.

again?

my dick is still sore from last night :oops:

Jezter
08-13-2011, 01:16 AM
again?

my dick is still sore from last night :oops:

Fuuuuck man! Now Iz jeloooousss!

Hal-9000
08-13-2011, 01:19 AM
wanna sniff my finger? :-s

Jezter
08-13-2011, 01:20 AM
wanna sniff my finger? :-s

Fingers, fine...not cawk.

Hal-9000
08-13-2011, 01:28 AM
I can put my cokk in there too??! :confused:



:doh:

Jezter
08-13-2011, 01:30 AM
I can put my cokk in there too??! :confused:



:doh:

In the butt? Why yes, yes you can. Be gentle. Lube up and finger amd tongue first. Same goes for the pussy.

Hal-9000
08-13-2011, 01:37 AM
:hand:

That sounds an awful lot like foreplay.My version of foreplay is - Clothes off yet bitch?
Works a charm :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
08-13-2011, 01:37 AM
Go in dry and make em cry


:thumbsup:

Hal-9000
08-13-2011, 01:38 AM
I'll be single in my next life too :|