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Teh One Who Knocks
08-10-2011, 04:19 PM
By Radar Staff


http://i.imgur.com/BkvrZ.png

Looks like Snooki's getting very serious about her new beau, Jionni LaValle.

"Jionni's a great guy, so you know I'm so down to make Guido babies with him!" the Jersey Shore star, looking slimmed down and primped up, told ABC's Lara Spencer on Good Morning America Wednesday.

Earlier in the segment, Spencer told Snooki that her father had said he thought Jionni would make a great son-in-law.

"He said that? Cool!" Snooki said, happily surprised. "When it's time to get married, I'll be an amazing wife."

Snooki said she's not ready to get married at 23, but when she does, "[I want a] big ring baby!"

Snooki raved about Jionni in an appearance on The Tonight Show earlier this year.

"He's actually going to school to be a gym teacher and he's a wrestling coach for little kids," she said. “His family is awesome. They do Sunday dinner all the time. They're a great family."

Snooki has past been romantically linked to co-stars Mike “The Situation Sorrentino and Vinny Guadagnino; and regular Joes, Emilio Masella and Jeff Miranda.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-10-2011, 04:25 PM
fcuk

Godfather
08-10-2011, 04:31 PM
He's a wrestling coach for little kids? And he's dating Snooki - the 4 foot tall troll with the mind of an 8 year old? I'm not sure I like what that says about the direction he's going...

Muddy
08-10-2011, 04:34 PM
Disgusting.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-10-2011, 04:34 PM
look at that dude, can you imagine how big the kids heads will be, and ugly as shit

Hal-9000
08-10-2011, 05:31 PM
look at that dude, can you imagine how big the kids heads will be, and ugly as shit

even the boy children will have big gaping stinky vaginas

DemonGeminiX
08-10-2011, 05:42 PM
Why do people care about this midget twat? Please, make it stop.

:|

Teh One Who Knocks
08-10-2011, 06:05 PM
Doesn't she look all cute with the bow in her hair? :)

PorkChopSandwiches
08-10-2011, 06:12 PM
Doesn't she look all cute with the bow in her hair? :)

Hahahahahhahaahhah :lol:

Hugh_Janus
08-10-2011, 06:37 PM
gah.... does she have one of those nasty ass recessed teeth? oh man.... I can't stop looking at it

also, that dude in the pic looks like a right cocksmith

Hal-9000
08-10-2011, 06:47 PM
Why do people care about this midget twat? Please, make it stop.

:|

Because she has a fan club, see below :|


Doesn't she look all cute with the bow in her hair? :)

PorkChopSandwiches
08-10-2011, 06:48 PM
http://aspirationsofolyvil.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/snooki.jpg

Noilly Pratt
08-10-2011, 07:20 PM
I guess every era had people who were famous for being famous and that is all...but it seems we have a plethora of these wonderful nobodies in today's era.

I only hope that some kid who's languishing in some repertory theatre company gets mad enough to make themselves a star because of these no-talents taking up space.

Hal-9000
08-10-2011, 07:20 PM
nice name for the guy Jionni....Jionni Guido Gibroni?

Muddy
08-10-2011, 08:07 PM
Lick her donkey, Mush...

deebakes
08-10-2011, 08:30 PM
:wank:

Hugh_Janus
08-11-2011, 05:53 PM
Lick her donkey, Mush...

aint gunna lie, man. I'd totally hit it, but fuck licking her donkey.... or anything else for that matter :lol:

Muddy
08-11-2011, 05:56 PM
At least she isn't a dyke... :tup:

Hal-9000
08-11-2011, 06:52 PM
I bet she has a CAVERNOUS vagina....makes the sucking noise and everything

Muddy
08-11-2011, 07:14 PM
I bet she has a CAVERNOUS vagina....makes the sucking noise and everything


At 4' 9" tall? I doubt it..

Hal-9000
08-11-2011, 07:26 PM
:lol:

boy...you just wanna be contrary to every joke made today don't you?

so let's see....you're saying vaginal size is directly related to the girl's height?
I guess Belladonna must be 7' 6'' then

Muddy
08-11-2011, 07:44 PM
That little fat girl prolly doesnt have a huge cooch though... She isnt a porn star ffs... ! :lol:

Hal-9000
08-11-2011, 07:47 PM
To settle this I'm hitting her Twitter feed dude....


my friend says....
and I say....


who's right? :lol:


You know that thing starts at her bellybutton and runs right to her butthole....

Muddy
08-11-2011, 07:48 PM
Oh my goddd... the visuals... :lol: